*This is my kinda late b-day gift to Rehino/Undying Angel for being such a good friend. She *of course* helped me a lot! Enjoy and review!

~Sukura and Undying Angel*

*Undying Angel is slaving over her homework with bloodshot eyes*

Undying Angel: I'll never get this done! *Begins to feel sleepy*

Sukura: *bursts in door* Hello!

UA: How'd you get in here?

Sukura: I dunno. I just did.

UA: Okeee.

Snake: *toddles in* Um, why am I in some girls bedroom? Did Otacon shoot me with the M9 and put me in a girl's sleepover again?

Sukura: *confused look* He did what?

UA: *giggly* this is my room

Snake: *looks around* Nice

Sukura: *Shoves things off desk* C' mon you guys, lets go out on the town.

UA: *looks at homework an then Snake* Yeah!

Snake: Whatever. I still don't know why I'm here

Sukura: Call me Sukura Tah dah.

UA: I'm Seraphia.

Snake: OK, then, lets go!

*The trio heads outside*

Sukura: OK where now?

Snake: *grins* How about the mall?

UA: Sounds good to me!

Otacon: *walks up* Hey Snake. *Thinks for a second* Why am I here?

UA: Because.... I just need you...*makes up some dramatic scene? *

Otacon: Um...*smiles at UA* Ok!

UA: (I knew it would work...)

Snake: Um...ok. *Stands in middle of road* TAXI!!! *A million trucks almost hit him*

Sukura: *mumbling* Why do I love an insane guy?

Snake: WHAT?

Sukura: Nothing!

UA: *Goes over to him dramatically*A-are you alright?

Snake: Sure, not a problem

*Taxi pulls up*

UA:I guess I... should pay. *Uneasily does that trick to get guys to pay*

Otacon: No I will *Smiles again*

Sukura: Oh brother *climbs in taxi*

UA: (Always works...)*giggle*

*Everyone shoves in taxi*

Sukura: Someone's hand is in a place it shouldn't be!!! *Looks at Snake who is next to her*

UA: *is on the verge of scolding Snake just for the fun of it*

Snake: I didn't do nothing!

*Everyone looks at Otacon*

Otacon: *laughs nervously* what?

UA: *raises a brow*

Taxi Guy: Um, where do you want to go?

Otacon: *phew! *

Sukura: You're not off the hook!

Snake: The Mall *giggles*

UA: (He can read my mind...)*stares at him curiously on the way*

*They get to the mall quickly and Otacon is off the hook*

Sukura: No he's not!

Otacon: Please! I'm sorry!

Sukura: *feels bad* Ok.

Otacon: Yes!

UA: *runs into the place quicker than anyone else* so what's our itinerary?

Snake: Well...I know mine. *Giggles again*

UA: *remembers something*Oh, and Snake, don't do anything wrong this time?

Snake: What? I never do anything wrong.

Otacon: Sure *rolls eyes*

Sukura: What?

Otacon: Never mind...

Sukura: *is slightly confused* Ok whatever

Snake: *phew*

UA: *acts like Yuna*and in case we get separated... Just whistle... I'll come running... I promise.

Otacon: Of course!

Snake: What is with you?

Otacon: Huh?

Snake: She likes me!

Sukura: *is more confused* this isn't good.

Otacon: Huh? *Scratches head*

UA: Ok, let's get going!

Sukura: Ooh, what store first! Hehe!

Otacon: The computer store!

Snake: *scowling and mumbling under his breath*

Sukura: Ooh Sam Goody! I want Bon Jovi t-shirts!

UA: What about over there! *Points to that feminine accessory-flooded store called Claire's*

Sukura: I guess...but I want Bon Jovi stuff later *grins* Earrings! Let's go

Snake: ewww...girly stuff.

Otacon: well, if the girls want to go...we gotta go!

UA: Oh, you could wait right there...*points to a bench*

Sukura: Yeah next to my pop pop!

Sukura's pop pop: Hey Sukura. Isn't your friend wearing some interesting clothes?

Sukura: Yes, pop-pop

Sukura's Pop-pop: Here's a $20

Sukura: Thanks!

Sukura's Pop-pop: no problem

UA: *does her victory stance*

Snake: Ok *sits next to Sukura's Pop-pop and watches the girls and Otacon disappear into Claries*

Sukura's Pop-pop: do you like horses?

Snake: Um, no. I uh gotta go. * Runs off*

Sukura's Pop-pop: What a strange boy.

*Meanwhile in claries*

Otacon: Why are you looking at me like that?

UA: *tries to see if she can get him to "pitch in"*

Sukura: ooh sparkly hoop earrings...must buy!

UA: *gets some nail polish as well* this'll look so good.^^;

Otacon: *bumps into some other girl*AH!.....

Otacon: *feels a bit lost in this store...* um... I think I'll go see what Snake is doing...*runs off without an answer*

UA: *without looking*Please do...

Sukura: *giggles* Boys...

Otacon: *runs out in hall and finds no Snake* Gee, where did he go?

UA: I hope he doesn't get lost...

Sukura: I don't think he's that dumb. *Giggles* Can we go to Sam Goody now? *Whines*

UA: Uh, sure

Sukura: *claps hands* Yeah *pays for stuff*

Meanwhile...

Otacon: *wondering around mall* Where is he?...Where am I?

*Spots Victoria secret* Gee I should've known*goes inside*

Female assistant: How may I help you today, sir?

Otacon: er...um...*stutters*

Girl In Back: Tammy! He's still here!

Otacon: huh? *

Snake: Aw C' Mon! Three more minutes!

*Otacon sees three girls dragging a cardboard box towards the front*

Otacon: *nearly faints*~_*;;

*Meanwhile...*

Sukura: *prances around Sam Goody* I want a t-shirt with Jon Bon Jovi on it!

UA: *buys a bunch of CDs*

Sukura: *stops prancing for a sec* What CDs are you buying? *Looks over shoulder*

UA: Oh, just some new stuff I hear on the radio...

Sukura: I see...*prances to counter and holds up picture of a nearly naked Jon Bon Jovi* Do you have a t-shirt with this on it?

Guy At Counter: Um...Is that Jon Bon Jovi?

UA: *nods*

Guy At Counter: *takes picture* OK...I'll speak with my manger *walks off*

Sukura: How could he not know that was JBJ? I mean no one else has an as- *stops and sighs* Never mind.

UA: lol

Guy Behind Counter: *returns with t-shirt* Yeah here you are miss. *Hands her t-shirt*

UA: *raises brow* ooh....

Sukura: Thanks! *Runs to dressing room and throws on t-shirt then comes back* Hmm... Where's my picture I gave you?

Guy Behind Counter: Umm...er...*blushes*

UA: *rolls eyes*

Sukura: Um.... *embarrassed* He's married you know...

UA:I see…

Guy Behind Counter: *pouts and throws picture on table, then runs off*

Sukura: *examines picture* Ug...I don't want it now. I'll get a new one.

UA:I think we should find the boys now... then we can go to the food court

Sukura: Ok *smiles* I wanna see Snake!

UA: And I am kind of hungry. *Takes off*

"Meanwhile..."

Otacon: *drags Snake out of the store* hey.... do you remember what that girl said?

Snake: What girl? I can't remember what I had for breakfast

Otacon: The one with long black hair..."Should we ever be separated..."

Snake: *looks at him strangely* Um, no I don't remember.

Otacon: *snaps* Now I remember! If we get separated, just whistle.......*doesn't know how to...........*

Snake: *whistles loudly* Like that!

"A few steps away...."

UA: *gasp* did you hear that!?

Sukura: You mean that annoyingly loud whistle? Yeah I heard it.

UA: *runs toward it.... sees him in the distance.... **runs with arms wide open in slow motion to him, but falls flat on her face*

Sukura: Hehe...*snickers*

Snake: Look at her!

Otacon: Are you ok?

UA: Aren't you Dr. Emmerich? Yeah, I'm ok...

Sukura: Like my t-shirt? *Shows it off*

Snake: Why do you have an almost naked guy on your t-shirt?

UA: Don't go running off like that again. *Scolds him*

Otacon: *looks at feet* sorry

Sukura: But he's cute!

UA: It's ok.... *grabs Snake by the ear*you're coming with us...*walks to the food court?*

*That's it for now! Look for more in the future! E-mail us and Snake and Otacon at:

futari_ketsueki@hotmail.com ! For questions and comments!*