Editor's note: I did not write this. I'm the editor. The author's computer is slow, so that makes me the official typist and editor! So, don't flame me, all flames will be sent to my pyromaniac squad (Roy and Axel) and will burn down the author's home.
Disclaimer: The fact is this, the editor nor the author own any of these characters mentioned! The only thing owned here is the author's need to make run-on sentences at any chance available.
Morning After
Prologue
Hawkeye was returning late after a "mandatory" meeting regarding female military personnel and a yet-again requested submission of the design for shorter leg attire-aka-the girls getting together to plot revenge for a certain marked Colonel Mustang. Especially now, after they were called and forced to protest, yet again, the addition of miniskirts to the official uniform.
"Music?"
Hawkeye rounded the hallway leading to the office.
"Oh no!"
She pushes open the partially cracked door and enters the office.
The view from the doorway:
Hughes was enthusiastically snapping pictures. Breda was doing the chicken dance with a lamp shade over his head. Fuery was scrunched in a corner, hiding Black Hayate's eyes and whimpering. Havoc was taking bets from various other personnel on how bad the Colonel's butt will be kicked after this.
The music gradually got louder. Ed climbed up onto Mustang's desk, in a pink frilly miniskirt and proceeded to sing:
"I'm too sexy form my shirt, too sexy for my miniskirt, so sexy…it hurts!"
Armstrong joined in; shirtless; "I'm too sexy for my sparkles"…etc.
One member of the crowd around Mustang's desk; Roy himself, was laughing hysterically, tears streaming down his face. Hawkeye pushed her way through the crowd and approached Mustang.
"Pardon me, sir, but-WTF!
Roy continued to laugh for a second the said. "five-cups..(gasped)…spiked coffee." He continues his laughing fit.
Hawkeye replied, "SIR! That's-that's-illeg-:"
Roy cut her off, and handed her a cup of 'special' coffee. Then asks," Hilarious?"
Hawkeye looked up at the desk and the frilly miniskirt clad teenager and bursts out laughing as she accepts the cup.
Roy said, " Yep…"Then he yelled, "Hey, FullMetal! Try 'I Feel Pretty' next!"
Scieska walks in and yawns, "Here's all the reports, si-" She dropped the stack of papers and stared on in shock. "Is-that-E-ed?" She giggled manically and she was quickly handed 'coffee'
…Gotta love an office party …
End Prologue