Disclaimer: No, sadly, I do not own So Weird or its characters, I'm only borrowing them. I don't own the Sphinx, Egypt, Hall of Records, the Great Pyramids, or whatever else you see here. I don't own airplanes or International Airlines. I make no money from this fic, so don't sue me because the most I have is $5 and I spend it like an hour later, so suing me isn't worth your time or money.

Quick Note: This is my first So Weird fic, so don't flame me. I am not forcing you to read this, and flaming will only tell me that you are boring and have nothing better to do than waste your time flaming. I have spoken! Now on to our feature presentation! (Disney music plays in background as the line arcs over the castle thing.)

Prologue:

The pyramids of Egypt and the Sphinx: Some say that the Hall of Records is buried deep within the Sphinx. The mystery is still unsolved ever since all Egyptian Records were lost when the ancient Christians came in and killed the priests who were the only ones who knew everything. Makes you wonder: was the Sphinx and the pyramids really built by aliens like people think? Are there really curses? Nobody knows. And if we found out the truth, would anyone even want to accept it?