Red like roses, red like blood is on a VERY LONG HOLD! Since:

a) There has been no news of season 3 DL

b) RWBY volume 4 is still going

So here we are! The FIRST time I did a fanfic with a cartoon and it's the one we all LOVE

Gravity falls!

So...this will be set between more blood and Dark fate. I might need a couple of ideas to spawn some chapters on it. At least this will keep me entertained.

Gravity falls belongs to Alex Hirch

Diabolik lovers belongs to rejet

Dipper and Mabel dragged their luggage out of the taxi driver as the man pulled up to a mansion. It was already nightfall and the rain was pelting hard, Dipper shrugged off his jacket and covered it over his head to shield the rain. Mabel was forced to slip off her sweater and follow his example.

"Damnit! I hate the rain!" Dipper cursed, he ran to the door and began knocking on the door with such vigour. After a few knocks, the door swung open with a rickety sound. Mabel and Dipper stared at each other with fear as there was no one behind the door.

"UGH! I thought we were done with the supernatural!" Mabel whined, she threw her arms in the air with annoyance. Her brother punched her playfully.

"C'mon Mabel! Uncle Seiji must've installed some automatic thing!" The younger twin smirked, it was unusual for him to show all the optimism but hey, sometimes it's good for a change. With that both of the teens stepped into the house. It had been two years since weirdmageddon occurred but nothing really changed between the twins. Dipper still had his birthmark concealed under his bangs and luckily he wore his signature pinetree hat. Mabel wore her shooting star sweater, her long brown hair was tucked neatly behind a magenta headband. When both twins rushed inside the house, they took some time to regain their breath before staring at each other. With that the twins started laughing.

"Ha ha ha! Man! That was one crazy flight! That turbulence was HELL!" Dipper laughed, Mabel kept laughing. With that they dumped both of their bags at the hallway. The pines teens couldn't help but gawk at the interior of the house. The extravagant chandelier that illuminated the dark room. The beautiful staircase with the velvet carpet. Both of them completely ditched their bags and walked closer and closer to the foot of the stairs.

"Man, even Pacifica wasn't this filthy rich!" Dipper gasped, Mabel stared at her brother.

"Filthy rich! Filthy rich!" They chanted, they kept pumping fists in the air. Unfortunately for them, they managed to attract unwanted attention of two mysterious men. After hearing laughter echo from the top, Dipper and Mabel looked up. Leaning on the banister was a boy around the age of seventeen. His fiery red locks were kept neatly under his black hat that was adorn with a pink ribbon. He had an amused smirk at both of the twins.

He said something that was most likely Japanese, since the twins couldn't understand him. They turned to each other in confusion, Mabel smiled and pushed Dipper behind her, reassuring her brother that she could handle it.

"Kutabare!" She called, the teen fell off the banister on his face. Another voice laughed, but it wasn't from the Pines twins or the teen. Another guy walked in, he seemed to have the same shade of hair as the guy who fell off the banister, Dipper and Mabel assumed they were brothers.

Mabel was about to scream 'kutabare' when Dipper slipped on his earpiece and mini-microphone. Since the pines twins weren't fluent in Japanese, Ford managed to invent a bunch of translating devices in order to assist them to communicate with any japanese individual.

"You little brat...oh you're in for it..." The one in the hat growled, he began cracking his knuckles.

"He-hey! S-stop! Don't hurt us, we're staying here for the summer?!" The boy replied, he nudged his sister into activating her device. Already both boys were pissed at the twins, the one in the hat especially. The teen with the hat slapped Mabel's head.

"You have some nerve to say, fuck you to me, DON'T you brat!" He growled. Dipper stepped forwards and in front of Mabel.

"Hey! Our cousin taught us that!" He defended, Mabel quickly slipped on her japanese speaking device.

"What does Kutabare mean?" She asked, the older boys stared at each other before looking at her.

"What's wrong with your cousin?" The one wearing the hat asked, turning to Mabel, he effectively dodged the question.

"I dunno, she must've played a prank on us. Bear in mind we only saw her since we were 10." Dipper muttered, he really missed Yui. That's when both boys' faces lit up.

"He he, do you think they're looking for their...SEXY cousin, Laito?" The one without the hat commented, already he was daydreaming about how this girl would look.

"Nfu, I can't wait to punish this little bitch-chan, don't you Ayato-kun," Laito agreed, he then turned to the twins. "But first, let's kick these little brats out of the house FIRST!"

Dipper and Mabel looked at each other with fear and then back at the boys, the pines managed to notice their protruding fangs.

"D-dipper!" Mabel gasped, the brother looked at his sister with fear. Even there was only one thing that he could do. He recalled Ford's journal stating how if you kill a vampire you confess your own love, sure it was stupid but there was NO way that was happening.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Both twins cried, they began waving their arms, screaming like maniacs and ran up the stairs, knocking Laito and Ayato on the ground. After the twins' evasive maneuver worked, Ayato and Laito growled.

"Those little brats..." Ayato growled cracking his knuckles. Laito got up and dusted his jeans.

"C'mon Ayato-kun, let's teach them a lesson they won't forget!"

I'LLRETURNDON'TBEREADYI'LLBEBACKDON'TBEREADYI'LLRETURNDON'TBEREADYI'LLBEBACKDON'TBEREADY

After their time in Gravity falls, the pines really perfected on the art of screaming and running for their lives.

"WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO KEEP HAPPENING TO US!" Mabel whined, her face was beet-red with tiredness. She saw her brother, his stamina wasn't so well.

"Mabel! I think they've stopped chasing us." He whimpered, with that they leaned against the walls. Dipper opened up his journal and flicked through the pages. Before he left Gravity falls, Stan photocopied the pages of the journals prior to their burning. The scam-artist was generous enough to give the boy the entries and now the genius had copied it into a mini-notebook.

"Damnit! There's nothing in here?!" He cursed, he looked left and right. He wanted to make sure those guys weren't chasing them.

"Mabel, keep a look out, we need to make ketchup and hat-guy don't come from behind." The younger twin ordered.

"What are you doing outside my room." A voice droned in Dipper and Mabel's left and right ear respectively. They jolted backwards in fear, revealing himself from the door was a boy of seventeen years of age. He had thick black glasses that sat on the bridge of his nose, his light purple hair was in a style that seemed to resemble Eren Jaeger's. He had a beige sweater jacket and wore a black shirt underneath it, an un-clipped red bow tie hung loosely against the collar. The boy kept fidgeting with the weird teddy that he held dearly in his hands..

"H-hey, man. I'm...Dipper, this is Mabel. We just need a place to stay for now." The pine tree boy introduced. The boy-lolita looked at Mabel and Dipper before nodding his head and gesturing both to take refuge in his room. Instantly, Mabel made herself home on his bed.

"man! You've got such a bouncy bed!" She commented, jumping up a bit. Dipper quickly pulled his sister off the stranger's bed and apologized for her behaviour.

"I'm Kanato. This is teddy. What are brats like you doing here?" Kanato snapped, he glared deeply into Dipper's eyes.

"We're here to stay with our cousin, two guys earlier attacked us." Mabel explained, Kanato flickered his eyes to the shooting star.

"I wasn't talking to YOU, I was talking to him! Don't talk when you're not spoken to PREY!" He growled, he made his move to slap Mabel but Dipper caught his hand.

"Hey HEY! Leave my sister alone, we were planning to leave since the last two didn't bother to help us!" The younger pines explained.

"Nfu~ Well...would you look at that, they ran into Kanato's room." A voice musically commented.

"T' think that you kids would go in that hysteric's room, really cracks me up." Ayato added, he came from behind and had Mabel in choke-hold. Kanato growled and turned to Dipper, he gave the younger boy a look of betrayal.

"SO! You JUST came here to laugh at me?!" He accused, Dipper stepped back and had his arms up in the air.

"Kanato! Just! HEY! Don't attack my sister!" Dipper grasped the nearest weapon towards him, it was a hammer. He swung it in front in order to scare Laito and Kanato away, before making a break to Mabel. The older twin nodded and frisked something from underneath her sweater.

"GRAPPLING HOOK!"

With that she shot the projectile at Kanato's door, causing the mahogany wood to shatter into splinters.

"Mabel...you could've just opened the door." Dipper sighed. Mabel pulled him out of Kanato's room and spied a serving trolley. She replaced all the objects on the ground before climbing on the trolley and dragging her brother on. With both twins ready on the trolley she pushed the food cart forwards and it began wheeling itself down the hallway. The triplets stuck their heads out of the boy lolita's room to see both twins screaming

ONWARD AOISHIMA!

"Who do you wanna bet is the next to run into these crazy kids?" Ayato asked, looking at his two brothers.

"Shu." They replied with synchronicity.

I'mwatchingyouI'mwatchingyouI'mwatchingyouI'mwatcingyou

Dipper kept flickering through the pages of his journal as their little trolley kept rolling down the hallway. He looked to his left to see...no one beside him, Dipper looked in fear to see his sister behind and waving at him. He was about to curse when the serving trolley crashed into someone, making Dipper fling into a new figure. Dipper's vision shifted but soon honed into a guy around the age of nineteen. His bored blue eyes seemed to state at Dipper with annoyance, his blonde hair seemed to between Kanato's and Ayato's hairstyle. It wasn't too messy nor too neat. The thing that got Dipper's attention was how the guy was wearing headphones.

"Ah, sorry man." He got off the man and offered a hand to help him up. The guy took Dipper's head and hefted up.

"What are you doing here? You two brats are nothing with a nuisance." He studied Mabel and Dipper. Both twins looked at each other with nervousness, was he going to chase them like the others did.

"You're...not going to hurt us...are you?" Dipper asked, with wariness. The guy sat with his back against the wall and produced a violin.

"Tch, you're little kids. I'm not going to waste my time...but I might as well humour you brats." He growled; he patted both sides of him, gesturing them to sit next to him. The siblings looked at each other before nodding. Mabel sat on the guy's left and Dipper on his right. The violinist counted a few beats before going into the music. After 10 bars of non-stop music Mabel decided to break the ice.

"I...I'm Mabel...He's Dipper. You're a cool guy since you haven't started chasing us." She interrupted, Dipper punched Mabel's shoulder to tell her to shut up. The guy wavered a bit as he missed a note; he fixated a glare to Mabel before simply saying one word.

"Shu."

Mabel and Dipper snickered a bit.

"Shu? more like shoe." Dipper chortled, Mabel joined in, even cried a bit at the hilarity. Shu rolled his eyes and continued playing his concerto, the vampire kept his eyes on his instrument at all times. His piece was going pretty sweet until Mabel stood up, she accidentally tangled one of his headphones and ripped off the cord. This caused the abrupt ending. Shu glared at the shooting star.

"Um..sorry?" She tried, Shu placed his violin on the ground and grasped Mabel's wrist. She pulled weakly against his crazy strength.

"You little brat, this'll teach you not to ruin my..."

*CRASH*

Dipper held Shu's broken violin in both of his hands, the boy had utilized the apparatus as a hammer to knock the pure-blood unconscious, unfortunately it made him even more pissed. He glared at Dipper and punched the fifteen year old's face.

"Bro-bro!" The girl cried, Dipper gasped in pain as Shu threw another punch at his face.

"Don't take me for different, I'm like my brothers. You humans are nothing but prey for us...instead of seeing your cousin...you'll see the man on the other-"

With that Mabel kicked between Shu's legs and grabbed her brother's arm. They took off running for what seemed like the millionth time, leaving the oldest sakamaki holding between his legs. Behind the crouching vampire, the three triplets appeared.

"Ha? Shu? Whatcha doin'? Holdin' your crotch like that." Ayato asked, he raised an eyebrow since it was rare for his brother to crouch.

"Could it be? Perhaps...did Shu-kun run into that boy and star-chan?" Laito assumed, he leaned closer to see his older brother's pained expression.

"Hmph, Teddy thinks that you look weird..." Kanato huffed.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm gonna kill those brats ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!" He threatened, the young cordelia triplets backed away since this was a rare experience. For once Shu actually wanted to lead a death raid.


*slam*

"Mabel! I swear these guys are crazy!" He panted, Dipper locked the door perfectly and plopped himself on what seemed to look like a giant wooden stool. Mabel joined him and leaned on her back. She looked at her brother with hope but it died.

"Do you think...Yui's dead?" She whispered, the brother looked at his sister with fear.

"Dead? What do you mean?! Don't panic Mabel! The guy probably dumped us at the wrong house." Dipper reassured, Mabel pulled something from her pocket, it was Yui's three-flower hairclip.

"Where'd you find this?" Dipper demanded, he stared at it with fear.

"I found it in that purple guy's room. She was here Bro-bro, she was here and she's probably dead! SHE'S DEAD and SHE'S GONE!" Mabel began punching her brother's elbow.

"Hey! HEY! cut it out Mabel! You could wake someone up!" He growled. Mabel looked away. The pine tree knew that tears were coming from Mabel's eyes. The shooting star saw how Dipper was going to break down. The twins hugged each other and let the tears stream down their faces and on to their shoulders.

"STUPID VAMPIRES!" Mabel cursed, she kicked the seat they were on.

"GOD? WHAT THE? AYATO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!" A voice cursed.

It didn't come from outside.

IT CAME FROM THE STOOL THEY WERE SITTING ON!

With a closer inspection, the twins distinguished that it was a coffin.

Dipper and Mabel quickly lied on it in attempts to prevent whatever came out of coffin to exit it.

"Dipper you didn't tell me there was a body in here!"

"Mabel you didn't tell there was a coffin in there?!"

The coffin beneath both of the twins began to tremor, they desperately clung onto the lid but it failed epically. The coffin lid flung open, forcing both twins to fall off. Dipper pulled his sister up and witness a horrible monster arise. His white pinkish hair reminded the twins of freshly fallen snow, he didn't wear a shirt but had a silver key hooked around his neck. His face had a combination of tiredness, anger and annoyance. He even had a bit of drool dribbling from the corner of his mouth.

"what...do...you think YOU'RE DOING BY WAKING ME UP?!" He growled, he stood up fully and revealed that...he wasn't wearing anything. Mabel and Dipper screamed and covered their eyes with fear. The guy looked down and screamed before covering himself.

"PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" The twins screamed, still hiding their eyes from his current state.

"WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM," The guy replied with anger. Dipper and Mabel couldn't answer, "HEY KID I have a pair of jeans on my chair, mind tossing 'em to me?"

The younger twin looked to his left to see a pair of pants, he carefully walked over and picked it up before blindly tossing it into the guy's direction.

"Thanks," The guy slipped on his pants. "Ok, you can look now."

The pines slowly opened their eyes to see the guy, he looked...a bit more decent. Mabel pulled out a camera and snapped a photo.

"HEY! DELETE THAT?!" The guy ordered, he lunged for Mabel but the shooting star effortless dodged his tackle and shoved the photo into her scrap-book. She was about to comment about how it was a perfect scrapbook moment but her brother dragged them out of the crazy guy's room. The white-haired teen took deep breaths before sitting on his coffin with annoyance. He clicked his tongue in annoyance on how the two little brat bothered him in his sleep, sometimes he wanted to sleep naked, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!

That's when four heads popped from the doorway.

"Oi, Subaru, what's with the screaming?" Shu asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Did you run into those crazy kids?" Ayato sighed.

"I wonder if Subaru-kun was sleeping naked, again." Kanato mumbled, rolling his lilac eyes.

"Nfu~ I never knew you slept naked, even I won't do that." Laito chuckled, Subaru hissed in annoyance pointed to his wardrobe. Shu sauntered to the area and tossed his youngest brother a shirt to wear.

"C'mon, we got some kids to kill." Subaru ordered, pushing his deadbeat brothers out of the way.


"You're such a clumsy little girl." Reiji snapped, Yui blushed in embarrassment as she slowly unbuttoned his shirt. Their normal etiquette lesson had turned into a nightmare when she accidentally tipped the entire teapot on Reiji, soaking the vampire in black tea. Of course with his quick healing abilities, the man recovered well from the burns but he still reeked of tea. Yui finished the final button before pulling off the blouse with carefulness. She hung the shirt just the way he liked it: around the back of his desk chair. The blonde silently made her way to her predator and avoided eye-contact with his crimson pupils.

"Komori-san, a servant should always have eye-contact with their master." He ordered, the man picked up his riding crop and commenced dragging the flat-side against the girl's neck. Yui stopped breathing, hopefully not pissing him off. Reiji stopped and cupped her chin.

"Those eyes...so helpless...hehehe...that really does make up for your uselessness," He commented, the gentleman grasped Yui's wrist and pulled her onto him. She squeaked in terror as she found herself sitting between Reiji's thighs and utterly useless. "Stick your neck out and please your mas-"

*SLAM*

Two children, a boy and a girl, barged into Reiji's room and locked the door. Since they looked similar, Reiji assumed they were siblings. The boy quickly grabbed two of his two favourite disciplining apparatuses which were closest to them: a whip and a flogger.

"Here." The boy offered, he gave his companion the whip. His sister began to hold the hilt of it with both hands whilst the boy clutched the string bits of the flogger as if he wanted to used the base as the weapon. Reiji sighed and momentarily got off his chair.

"You don't hold a whip like that, look you hold it with your right hand and you pull back before striking forwards as if you were pitching a ball." He explained, he assisted the girl with the grip of the whip. After that, he moved onto the boy and showed him the correct way to hold a flogger before handing it back to the lad. Unlike the girl, the boy was able to adapt quickly.

"Oh, thanks man." The boy smiled, he brushed his fringe in order to wipe off some sweat. That's when something caught Yui's attention. On the boy's forehead was no other...than the big dipper.

"MASON?!" Yui gasped, she got off the chair and pushed up Mason's fringe upwards to examine the mark better. She scratched her fingernail against his forehead.

"OW! Yo-yo! Yeah it's me," Mason growled, he managed to push her finger away. "And call me Dipper! N-no one calls me that anymore." Yui smirked with malice.

"I might as well call you dip-shit" She began to give him a noogie. Mabel dropped the whip and hugged her cousin.

"I missed you ." The braces girl whispered, hugging her cousin tight. Yui noticed that she was crying.

"Shh..shh...I'm alive. I'm ok...I'm.."

"How do we know you're not a fake?!" Mabel demanded, something in her tone suggested that they've been deceived before. Yui observed the room and made her way to Reiji's table. She placed the tea-set on the table cloth and watched the expressions of her spectators.

Dipper and Mabel were grinning from ear to ear and chanting 'do it!' repeatedly, raising their fists up and down.

Reiji growled.

"Don't you dare, Yui Komori."

"OLE!" She chanted, with that she pulled the table cloth in an upwards angle, in which the tablecloth was pulled off effortlessly and the teaset only moved a smige. Not a single drop of tea had spilled.

"Kutabare bitches!" She greeted to her astound audience.

"Yo-yo, why did you teach us how to say 'fuck you' in japanese?" Dipper asked, cocking his head sideways. Yui blinked in confusion.

"Dipper, Kutabare means drop dead, not fuck you." She corrected, that's when the second eldest sakamaki cleared his throat.

"Kutabare can be defined as 'fuck you' or 'drop dead'. Drop dead is the more common and polite translation whilst fuck you usually derives from the uncouth behaviour of simpletons like my brothers."

On that note, the door kicked open. Standing in the doorway was Subaru with his foot mid-air since he was the culprit who kicked down the door. Kanato and Laito were on his left whilst Shu and Ayato were on his right.

"You little brats, you better have a damn good reason why you broke into our house." All five sakamaki brothers growled, Reiji huffed in annoyance and turned to the twins.

"We're staying here for the summer, Uncle Seiji said something about letting us stay here." Mabel stated, that's when an envelop dropped on Reiji's desk, the table-ware otaku took the envelop and opened it, his pupils scanned the letter.

"Hmph...they're telling the truth. That man requires them to stay with us for the next three months. He states that they're the bride's cousins and we're not allowed to partake of the twin's blood no matter what. He also said not to kill them." The man ordered, all the brothers cursed. With that Reiji pushed up his glasses. Yui smiled.

"W-well that's ok, I'm fine with my cousins staying with me. Ok so uh...this is Shu-san, Reiji-san, Ayato-kun, Laito-kun, Kanato-kun and finally Subaru-kun."

She pointed at each brother who glared at the twins.

"Hey...I'm Dipper...this is my sister, Mabel." The pine tree gestured towards the girl with the camera.

"Say cheese," She smiled, with that she snapped the photo. All the brothers winced in the flash, once the photo was produce, Mabel crammed it into the scrapbook. "Scrapbook moment..."

All the brothers sighed, this was going to be a LONG summer for them.

And that's chapter 1 done. ONWARD! AOISHIMA! SO yeah, my first chapter on a gravity falls X Diabolik lovers fanfic. If you haven't checked out my other fanfic (Red like roses, red like blood) Here's a summary of it.

After unleashing the powers of the silver eyes, Ruby is sent to Tokyo where she meets Yui Komori and a gang of hot vampires. With unexplained questions, Ruby must withstand the sadistic boys whom she must live with.

Yes, I loved writing RLR, RLB. I really want to continue writing it but...I can't since DL has no season 3...although I might do one for the vandead carnival arc for this one.

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