10 Ways to Anger iCarly Characters

by Annie Dash

A very fun fic about angering the characters in iCarly. This is a lot of fun to write. Suggestions welcome. Appropriate for almost anyone. It's pretty interactive. You can submit any suggestions you want.

1. Carly

1. Tell her Sam and Freddie have been smooching behind her back again.

2. Steal the iCarly IP address from her. Watch with a large smile as she finds Nevel and strangles him.

3. Bring up the "goat incident" from a previous birthday. Bring it up again. And again. And again. Then run. Fast.

4. Tell her iCarly has been cancelled by the International Web Society because of bad ratings. Step back to avoid fireworks.

5. Tell her Nevel has been watching her sleep and put videos of her snoring online. Laugh. Hard.

6. Pay Nevel to kiss her. Watch as she punches him.

7. Lock her in a very small room with Mandy for five hours. Laugh, make a video of her, and eat popcorn. Then put it on the big screen.

8. Lock her in the closet with shelves of PeeWee Babies. Install voice boxes inside of them. Laugh as she tries to break the closet door.

9. Keep using the word "bowels". Write a story where the word "bowels" is used in every other sentence. Laugh while she yells at you.

10. Bring Nora to her house. Have Nora sing songs and shove her chicken at Carly.

Tell me what you thought of this chapter! A/N: I don't own iCarly.

Review with suggestions for my next chapter. Who the character should be, how to annoy them, etc. Thanks!