The life of a lazy smartass

Chapter 1: School, it's so troublesome

Summary: James is a lazy, smart 13 year old, that hardly tries at school, follow James journey in school, his home and well his life (don't worry you won't be a stalker).

"James, wake up!" I heard my little sister, Hope, say as she pulls my blanket off of me.

"Ugh, what do you want troublesome woman." I say in a low whisper, as I start to get off my bed.

"*giggles* mom said to get ready your like 5 minutes late to school." Hope says, as she heads out the door. And I go to the bathroom and start to get ready. Time for another day of school what a drag.

Hi I'm James Carder and well welcome to my lazy shitty life. Let's head to my ghetto school now, shall we?

Knock knock

"Come in! Ah, welcome james glad to see you made it" said to me as I go and take my seat. " Alright class today we will be doing…"

'Ugh i just had to come,' I thought as I put my head down. I don't pay attention in class much cause well you see, I already know what they are teaching me, i'm a smart kid to be honest. I just don't like doing work. Let me put this way, I don't like being told what to do! I do work when I want and I try when I want to.

"Psh, James you know you're at school right?" I heard Tyler, my friend say, as he taps me in my shoulder. I put my head up and look at him.

"I do, I just don't give two craps what we're doing and where we are." I answer and smile at him. And I see Tyler roll his eyes, as I start putting my head back down.

"James, why not answer my question since you seem eager to talk." said with a smile.

"What's the question?" I said with a bored look on my face. looks at me and frowns, "It's right on the board James." I look at the board and frown, why must I have to answer such easy question? Ugh, school is starting to be a drag more and more.

"The answer is, 1 ⅗ because 2x4 is 8 and 1x 5 is 5 and that makes, 8/5 so i'll be 1 and ⅖." I said, and start to put my head back down. "Math is so easy," I said in a whisper, but loud enough for everyone to hear. And everyone sweat drops but agrees it was an easy question, I hate school it's so troublesome.