"Hey, Ash? Why are we running?" asked T. "Don't you look at the calender? Today is the first day that all the girls in this Arceus damned place begin heat!" said Ash. "So?" asked T. "So, if we don't get to the bunker in fifteen seconds, we have to 'assist' all the female legends with their 'problems'!" said Ash.
"There's the door!" said Ash. "And there it goes!" said T as the titanium doors to the bunker elevator shut and sank into a hole in the floor. "Now what?" asked Ash. "Well, it was nice knowing you, Ash" said T. "Aren't we immortal?" asked Ash. "Well, that would explain why my brain isn't destroyed from all the accidents that happen to me every day" said T.
"Ash, could we maybe share your Dark type life plate? I'm going to assume that all the girls will try and catch us using Phsycic" said T. "Funny story… I left all of my life plates in the bunker before we got locked out" said Ash.
"THERE THEY ARE! GET THEM!" shouted Latias. "Ash, When this is over, I know of a certain pokeball that can catch any Pokemon. And since I have one in my room, IM GOING TO USE IT ON YOUR SORRY BUTT AND THEN SEND YOU TO THE PLANET'S DAMN CORE!" shouted T.
By this time, they were surrounded by a ton of female legends who all had either a box of chocolates, a fuck ton of golden roses, a 'love me' flashing neon sign, or some other way of attracting boys. "Does this kind of thing happen every year?" asked T. "You'd be surprised what they did while you were recharging or whatever you do after you run out of power" sighed Ash.
"Ok, this is how it's going to work. The two of us will get a five minute head start. Meanwhile, you will all form two groups, each with the SAME NUMBER OF LADYS. Once the five minuits are up, the two groups will have a maximum of two hours to find one of us for each team who found him. You may not use any powers that will help you to locate us. If either of us hasn't been found within the time limit, that person won't be dealing with any of you" said T.
"The five minuets will begin… NOW!" said Ash as the two boys ran off like bullets.
(Ash) "I know the perfect place to hide! They won't possably go and look for me in the Doomsday zone!" said Ash as he started up a rocket that he bought at the Mossdeep Space Center. "Now all I need to do is find the remains of the Death Egg Station!" he said.
"Dr Eggman! Your Death Egg Station has somehow regained its power!" said Eggman's computer. "Turn on the video feed from all the cameras onboard!" said Eggman. While he was looking through the recordings, his phone rang. "Now who could that be?" he asked.
"Hello? Dr. Eggman? We are trying to figure out where Ash went. Do you have any ideas. We are offering 5000 pokedollars to whoever finds him!" said Arceus.
"Ok, just because I need the money. So I just received info that my Death Egg Station, which is supposed to be empty, has somehow regained power. If my robots, computer, or myself aren't inside, then it is most likely Ash trying to hide" said Eggman. "Thanks, Dr. We will sent the cash immediately!" said Arceus before she hung up. "I love being evil!" said Eggman.
(Terminal) "Since neither Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, Metal, Amy, or myself haven't told them about the Lost Hex, They will never look there! CHAOS CONTROL!" he said as he ported to the flying haven.
"Hey, Boss! I know your at the store on on the planet under us, but we just found that guy who calls himself T running through the Lost Hex. Just thought you might want to know" said one of the Zeti.
"Excuse me, but we are looking for a person named T. Do you know where he might be?" asked Amy. "I just got a report about a speedy guy with the same exact name up on the Lost Hex. If you need to get there, just fly straight up and you should see a giant island made of hexagons" said the Boss Zeti (I don't know their names so deal with it!). "Thanks sir. Bye!" said Amy as she went to get Reshiram.
(Ash) "I wonder how Eggman opperates this thing? It says 'food dispenser' on it, but there are so many different buttons on here" said Ash. "Hey sweety! We found you!" said Arceus and her group from behind Ash. "FUCK YOU EGGMAN!" shouted Ash as they ported him and themselves to the hall.
(Terminal) "There's the remains of Egghead's energy draining machine" said T as he ran by.
Then, a giant red and yellow mallet flew right past his head and caused a rockslide to block off all the paths around him.
"Wait! I know that hammer anywhere! That's Amy Rose's hammer! And wherever that thing is, she is never more than fifteen feat away!" said T. "Hey honey! Time to go back and have some fun!" said Amy. T slowly turned around. "I FUCKING HATE THOSE ZETI!" shouted T as they grabbed him and ported back to the hall as well.