I walked down the street wagging my tail back... and forth.
I left a trail of red fur behind me.
Red. That was what I was. RED!
There's a reason why I'm red, you know.
Ever see the color of BLOOD? Yeah, that's red.
What about the color of ketchup? That's red too, ya know.
Well, ya know what I've been doing all my life?
I'm been murdering the people at a ketchup factory!
"Oh Clifford, you're such a good dog!"
Yeah, that's what Emily said everyday when I got home from killing everyone.
That's what encouraged me to, uh, *cough cough* keep on killing people.
...
What? She gave me treats!