Musings, Sailor Scouts, and Singing Aliens
by: AquaianGoddess

A/N: ::blinks:: I really can't tell you what I was on when I wrote this, it's not serious, but it's not humorous. ::blinks:: It's actually.... normal I guess. It takes place in the begining of the series. Just read.
It's in Script form..... kinda a rarity for me.
Please review.
::Text:: = Action
*Text* = Setting stuff
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*Setting: Mall, Time: Around noon on a Saturday. Place: Food Court*

Rachel: ::Walking over, with Cassie behind her:: Hey guys, sorry I'm late. Major sale at Suncoast.

Marco: ::Rolls his eyes:: I should have known.

Rachel: ::Sitting down:: Shut up.

Cassie: ::Sitting down:: Rachel bought so many movies, geez. Not to mention three Sailor Moon movies.

Marco: ::Raising and eyebrow:: Sailor Moon?

Jake: ::smiles, but hides it by eating a fry::

Rachel: ::clenching her teeth:: It's for Sarah. She loves that show.

Tobias: You mean the show about five girls in really short skirts that insist on saying the same things at the same time?

Rachel: Yeah

Ax: I like that show. Oh. Shhhhh oh. Show.

Jake, Marco, Rachel, & Cassie: ::Blink::

Ax & Tobias: ::Singing:: Fighting evil by moon light! Winning love by daylight! Never running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Moon! She will never turn her back on a friend! She's always there to defend! She is the one on who we can depend! She is the one named Sailooooooooooooor....

Marco: ::smiling and laughing:: Okay you two, I think you should get back to your food.

Cassie: ::Munching on a fry, thoughtfully:: If we were sailor scouts, who would we be?

Marco: Rachel would be Sailor Jupiter.

Rachel: Damn right!

Marco: Tobias would be Sailor Venus.

::Rachel, Cassie, and Jake giggle::

Tobias: Hey!

Marco: ::smiling:: Ax would be Sailor Mercury.

Ax: ::Blinks:: She's my favorite scout. ::Sighs:: She's so smart and pretty and... ::Blinks:: Never mind.

Marco: ::Blinks:: Okay, Ax-Man. ::Shruging:: I'd be Sailor Mars. ::giggles:: Jake would be Sailor Moon.

::Rachel, Tobias, and Marco laugh::

Jake: ::Blushes:: Shut up.

Cassie: What about me?

Marco: ::Smiles evilly:: Why your...::Holds up a fry and winks, in true anime style:: Tuxedo Mask!

Cassie: ::Blinks:: So I'm the only one here that gets to wear pants?

Marco: ::Shrugs:: I figured that you'd like saying tacky speechs and throwing roses at people.

Rachel: Don't forget the tacky Spanish music, the cape and the mask.

Cassie: ::smiles:: Go me.

Rachel: But what about Sailor Uranus, Pluto, Neptune and Saturn?

Tobias: Well, Ellemist would be Sailor Pluto, seeing as she's the Time Guardian and all that jazz.

Ax: Sailor Saturn would be Erek, cause he could blow up the world with his power.

Jake: But that leaves Uranus and Neptune. Hmmm..... ::Bites into a fry:: Well........ There is always Melissa..... ::blinks:: But as Neptune?

Rachel: ::Smiles:: Sorry to burst your bubble, but Neptune and Uranus are lovers, not cousins.

Marco: ::blinks:: So that leaves.......?

::All think hard::

Marco: There is that big red eye thing that Jake saw.... but that's evil, isn't it?

Jake: ::Shrugs:: Dunno. That leaves us with..... ::Sighs:: I dunno.

Rachel: This is complicated. There aren't anymore people.

Tobias: I can see Visser Three as Queen Beryl.

Ax: ::Nods:: And Chapman as Malicite.

Jake: Tom could be Nephlite.

Rachel: Mrs. Chapman could be Zoisite.

Cassie: But who would be Jedite?

Tobias: ::Bites his lip:: Umm..... I dunno. Another Mystery.

Ax: Jinkies!

Cassie: ::Giggles:: Scooby Doo. That was a fun show.

Jake: I think we can talk about that another time. Don't we have missions to talk about?

Marco: Yeah. ::Blinks and looks at his watch:: We've been here for an hour doing nothing! I gotta get home, hang out with my Dad. ::smiles:: Later!

::Marco leaves::

Jake: Bye Marco. Cassie, can I walk you home?

Cassie: Sure.

::Cassie and Jake leave::

Rachel: ::Smiling at Ax and Tobias:: Wanna go flying?

Tobias: Do you really need to ask?

Ax: ::Nods:: Let's go.

::They exit::

*End*

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