Dear George,

The price of our love's not a price that we're willing to pay.

You persuade

me to think that it's my fault,

you won't represent my colonies (pronounced: colonays)

Why'm I mad?!

I remember our little arrangement when I sailed away

Keep on driving us mad!

Remember, despite all your word choice,

(spoken, bluntly) We were kicked out.

I'll be back,

Guns ablaze,

You can't control me without my say

Help from France, we'll obtain

Use against you your own enemies (pronounced: enemays)

When you're gone, we'll be glad,

Glad to throw away this "thing" we had

Cuz when push comes to shove,

I will take your fully armed battalion and shove it right up your -

Dada da da dah, dada dah da dadada, dah da da dah yah-dah (repeat)

Sincerely, The Colonies