Emmy's the Akatsuki style/Halloween camp is coming!

E is for Excitement! On their way to the Emmy's!

WARNING!: This is the sequel to "I'll be your host!" so if you don't read that one, this story wont have much sense, since it has reference to that story. READ THAT ONE FIRST! Please? Well, up to you, but I just tell you…

WOOO!! SEQUEEEEL!! VIVA!

Sorry, but I am exited :D Only for you to know, each chapter will have the initials of " Emmy's And The Halloween Camp", meaning it will be even LONGER than last one (special to the little fans of the last story :3)!! Exciting fun!

Well, enough of ME talking, lets make this stupid people speak for themselves :D

That day was the grand day. The day where the Akatsuki's where going to the Emmy's. THE EMMY'S GODAMIT! Pein had a very elegant orange tux to match his hair with a black tie and changed all of his face's piercing into silver ones. Sakura had a very pretty pink gala dress. It was really long, it fell to the floor and she was happy she was holding hands with him.

"So, people, lets get moving!" Pein pointed to the door and all of the Akatsuki's cheered, jumped madly in happiness as they "WOO'd" and "YUHU'd".

They all got onto the just-arrived Akatsuki-mobile.

"Oh my god, I cant believe it! First, we are invited to the best reality show, and THEN we are invited to the Emmy's! I simply can't believe it!" White Zetsu claimed. He had a white tux with a black hat and tie and polished black shoes . He had taken off his plant, out of pure joy. Konan leaned on his shoulder and smiled.

"I know! Dude, is the second greatest thing in the world!" She commented happily. She was wearing a tight but really plain blue gala dress. It was made out of silk and was a present from the all of the Akatsuki's for her last birthday. She changed her chin stud into a golden one. She had golden stars in her ears and wore DG golden sandals. Zetsu had bought her all of that cool golden stuff because he said she was worth that and more. He turned his head to look at his girlfriend.

"Yeah? And what's the greatest thing in the world?" Black Zetsu asked.

"You." She said with a chuckle. He stroked her hair with his hand as he looked down.

"I can't believe it, Zetsu-san! It's just so…" Tobi started and then he looked at his partner.

"INCREDIBLE!!" He and Itachi squealed excitedly. Him and Itachi wore a black tuxedos, Tobi with an orange tie, matching to his swirl mask and Itachi with a red one. The were holding hands too and they were chatting away. Like exited fan-girls.

"Calm down you two, would you?" Kakuzu tried to calm the high-school-like people.

"Oh fuck it, Kakuzu, just do like me and pretend they don't exist." Hidan told him. He clung from Kakuzu's arm and he wore a Givenchy tux with no tie and un-tucked white shirt. Kakuzu wore a really expensive one, one that Hidan asked specially to Valentino to make, because he told him that he wanted his partner to look smart. And incredibly, he agreed. So in the end Kakuzu had to pay. For Hidan's sake.

"But those two have all the right in the world to be exited, hn!" Deidara commented as he got nearby with Sasori.

" We are supposed to be heterosexual bad asses … yet we are a bunch of gay people with mental and physic problems. So stay calm people!" Sasori told them. Deidara's outfit was pastel yellow with a black tie and Sasori's was deep red with a black tie as well.

Kisame was sitting down it his seat with Temari AND Hinata sitting in the same seat as him. He was using a navy tux with a black tie too.

"Sorry, but theirs no more space, honeys." He told the pair of dressed up kunoichis as he patted them on their laps. They wore clothes very similar to Sakura's, only Temari's was purple and Hinata's was a darker navy than Kisame's clothes.

"Oh no prob!" They told the fish man wile they started chatting.

"I can't believe it either! I mean, we should get sued or something, not get invited to this year's Emmy Awards!" Pein told the rest and Kisame nodded.

"Really, people this days are seriously stupid." He said and Hidan nodded.

"It's like fucking heaven, I mean, destroy a crappy whole studio, being ripped into a fucking lot of pieces and ending in gay love in one single fucking day and receive NO suing crap or gossips! FUCKING GREAT!" Hidan continued as he tugged Kakuzu's arm excitedly. Kakuzu frowned.

"Hidan! Your wrinkling my clothes! You better watch out, because no way in hell I'm buying another one. Ah, and you are paying the dry cleaning for all of our tux's now that I remember. I lost a bet." He told Hidan. Hidan boiled.

"WHAT!? ARE YOU FUCKING DRUGGED OR SOMETHING!? FUCK HEAD! NO WAY IN HELL IM PAYING ANYTHING! DON'T BET IF I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING BET IS ABOUT!" He bellowed. Kakuzu giggled.

"You are still paaaayiiing!"

"HELL NO! IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING PAY A FUCKING NICKLE YOU-"

"Stop!" Black Zetsu commanded. The fighting lovers turned to look at him that was holding hands with Konan. "We are in the Emmy's for GOD'S SAKE!And still, WHY are you fussing about now anyways!?" He asked. "Be happy people. Be more like us." He then said with a look at Konan.

Both took a look at each other again and then sat down. Hidan tangled his arm in Kakuzu's again and then smiled.

"Sorry, shit-dip…" He mumbled and Kakuzu smiled too.

"Don't worry about it, my bad…"

"Great, great, GREAT! We are going to the EMMY'S! I hope this time we don't get lost in a desert again though, hn…" Deidara told Sasori. Konan, that was to Zetsu's right and Sasori's left, heard.

"You got lost, WERE?" She asked. Deidara gulped.

"Nowhere…ehe…Konan…" I said nervously.

"I could have SWORN I heard you got lost in a desert…" She said as Deidara sweated like mad. "…but I guess I could have sworn wrong…" And Deidara gave a "Oh-So-Big-My-Shit-Ass-Was-Saved" sight.

"Sometimes I swear wrong too, you know…Good boys get wrong sometimes!" Tobi, that was next to Zetsu, told Konan. Konan just stared. He was with his head cocked, cuddled on Itachi's shoulder. Itachi had a great smile in his face. "Right, Tachi-kun?"

"Yeah. Good boys like you can get wrong sometimes…" He told wile stroking his spikes. Tobi purred.

"Thanks…"

Kisame was talking away to the kunoichis wile Pein talked to his date.

"…But, I mean. I killed that Sasori-guy. He was such a heartless bastard! I mean, he almost killed me for Christ's sake! And I am a principal!" Sakura told Pein. Sasori was with his teeth gritted and with a killer stare to the girl that was sitting across his seat, in front of him.

"Pein. Or you shut the FUCK up the bitch you have as a girlfriend, or we are going to have rather bloody mess here …" He hissed. Pein just ignored him, he felt happy Sakura felt so confident.

"He can't die! He is a freaking puppet!" He answered back. If Deidara wasn't there to pull Sasori back to his seat, blood would have been spurting from various places in Pein's body.

"Calm down, Danna, you are going to cause more trouble that there is of us being gay, hn…" Deidara told as he pulled back his partner before he threw himself over at where Pein and Sakura were.

"Why are people so RUDE!?" Sasori asked. He had tearful eyes.

"Awww! DANNA! Don't worry, you are damn hot and sexy and stuff…shhushhh…C'mon, don't cry, don't cry, hn…" Deidara shushed the red as he hugged him. He darted a glare to the pink-haired. He didn't know her and he already hated her.

"Well, the thing is that was Sasori's BUNSHIN. Not even Sasori would be as stupid. And he is pretty nice if you take out his unkindness…" Pein told Sakura.

-.-?

"Oh yeah…I guess. But I still think he is a heartless bastard…" She said, disagreeing with his date. Pein didn't care at all.

"Well, I do too, but don't tell him I said that…" He whispered in Sakura's ear and she nodded with a giggle.

"They are fucking LAUGHING at me, brat!" Sasori wailed harder.

"NO! I heard him, he told her about…eerr…about the…uh…oh yeah! About Kakuzu's thong, hn!" Deidara invented the conversation between the two people.

"WHY ME!" Sasori screamed melodramatically.

Hidan was rubbing his head in Kakuzu's chest cutely as he cuddled with a toothy smile in his face. He sniffed his smell.

"You know your neck has a delicious smell, shit-dip?" Hidan told the man. Kakuzu smiled. He and Deidara weren't the only people that had said that before.

"So you like it?" He asked and Hidan rubbed strongly his head as he nodded.

"You smell like meat, Kakuzu-kun!" Tobi commented. They both glared at Tobi.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKING ORANGE FACE!" Hidan screamed at him. He seriously thought Kakuzu smelled delicious.

T.T" Sorry…" And then he turned asleep in Itachi's shoulder. Itachi was trying to speak to Kisame, but this one had seemed to have forgotten about him since he discovered that his companions were nice chicks, a little better that Konan, and somehow better than his ex-possessive guy. Itachi didn't see the need to be possessive now because he knew Tobi wasn't that kind of guy. And he was his god damned cousin.

"Kisa-"

"WHAT!? They think you are an ugly fish!?" Temari practically screamed. Kisame nodded sadly.

"Yeap…They did and still do…" He bolted his head.

"I think you are freakily gorgeous…" She told him and he smiled.

"M-me too!" Hinata said shyly.

"Thanks, honeys... I really needed that…" He told them as he hugged each one with one arm.

"Ki-"

"A-are you happy of go-going to the E-Emmy's?" Hinata spoke and Itachi's words were cut once more. Itachi was about to yell, but he decided not to because Tobi was drooling in his shoulder.

"DROOLING ON MY SHOULDER!?"

Yes, drooling in your fucking shoulder. Now, may I continue?

"Bah, go on, but can I speak to Kisame?"

NO

"Damn…"

Well, he didn't want to scream because Tobi was ASLEEP in his shoulder (HAPPY NOW, ITACHI? XD Oh don't worry I still love you…)

"Kisameeeee…" He tried once more.

"Well, yeah but-"

"HOSHIGAKI KISAME, GOD DAMNED FLIPPER'S COUSIN!!" Itachi yelled. Temari leaned, then Kisame and then Hinata.

"Yeah, Tachi-kun?" He called.

"Oh, great. I forgot…" Itachi said bothered as he turned. He wasn't jealous because Tobi was great, but he excepted that his best friend at least would talk properly to him.

"Oh hell…" And Kisame turned to talk too.

Pein kept talking to Sakura, and he turned somewhere normal when he was with her. Konan was holding hands with Zetsu and he told her lots of times how pretty she looked in her clothes and she told him he looked really hot without Alice and with that great hat.

"I am sad I left Alice. She is like my big daughter." He told her sadly.

"But you look really fine without it, love." She told him as he stroked his white cheek with the back part of her hand. He cocked his head and smiled.

"Thanks!"

"Whenever, dude." And she came closer to him.

Sasori was being calmed down by Deidara and he kissed him a few times.

"Don't worry, danna. I love you and that's what matters, hn." He tried to make him better. And he was trying to dry his tears.

"Thanks, brat."

"Your totally welcome danna, hn…" He made Sasori seat on his lap as he hugged him, like if he were a hard teddy bear.

After some more minutes, the criminals were still talking, stroking and playing with each other.

"Hey people, me and Sakura are starving…" Pein started and the rest turned interested in what Pein told them, for the first time in their lives.

T.T "Thanks, Lauren…"

You are welcome! Well, lets continue…

"I was planning on stopping by…"

"TACO BELL, hn!"

"DUCKY'S!"

"McDONALDS!"

"BURGER KING!!"

"FISH N' CHIPS!"

"TOYS R US!"

Everybody gave Sasori a really questioning look.

"What!? I can't eat proper food, people. I am a PUPPET, remember? Geez, your even worst than my grandma…" Sasori muttered and everybody nodded with the questioning look still in their faces.

"Well, I was planning on stopping on to refill of gas and grab a sandwich there, but I guess you are really starving, guys. Well, in that case we have…" He looked at his watch (Watch? Does he have a watch?)."…3 hours with 40 minutes to get there and eat. I think that is good enough!" He said as he pulled Yuura's coat. "Man, take us to…"

20 minutes later…

"I LOVE Chicky! And those HATS!" Pein squealed. Sakura took a look at his date. She sweat-dropped heavily.

"Damn…" Kisame said. He was wearing Chicky's special party hat and he was in a foul mood. At the KFC's door Pein had discovered that Hinata was spying on them so he told her and Temari to leave if they didn't want visit Death(And Death was in China so it would have been really tiring going all that way…). Kisame was talking to Itachi, who walked with Tobi at his side.

"Well, I think that-"

"I think that too! Kisame-san!!" He told excitedly. Kisame looked at him really annoyed. He had been trying to say the same thing for 10 whole minutes without Tobi interrupting. He didn't even know what the hell Kisame and Itachi were trying to talk about.

"Tobi, one more word and my patient limits will explode…" Kisame said dangerously calm. Tobi didn't get it.

"But I DO, Kisame-san!" Kisame looked at him and then made grip of Samehada and Tobi sweated nervously. "Ok, ok, Kisame-san… I'll stop…"

Kisame stopped holding the sword.

"Well, as I was saying…" He glared at Tobi."…I think that…"

"HEY! Kisame, Itachi!" A voice from behind called. Kisame was about to slice (or shave?) Hidan's head off with Samehada but JUST in time, Kakuzu stopped him. Kisame took a better look and saw it wasn't Tobi and apologized.

"Sorry, Hidan…ehe…I thought you were Tobi…"

"What the fuck, just listen to me god damn it." He responded. He was tangled with Kakuzu's arm still and then looked at all sides. When he assured no-one heard, he leaned forward to where the two were. "Obito's BD is coming soon, and we are the only ones that know… we need to make him a special BD surprise!" He whispered to the fish-man and Itachi. Kisame nodded surprised. He had forgotten. Itachi wondered how Hidan knew he knew about the TobiObito thing.

"So what are we going to do?" Kisame asked. Hidan looked at him and thought a wile. Kakuzu was standing there, whistling, waiting for him to finish talking to Kisame and Itachi.

"Ok, So Halloween is coming soon, so I guess we might…"

"GUYS! Here!! Lets eat here!!" Pein squealed as he pointed to a table with lots more Chiky hats and printouts and a bunch of other gay shit.

"Oh shit…" Hidan told them both. "I guess we will have to plan it later…" Itachi and Kisame nodded and went off as Hidan spoke to Kakuzu about who-the-hell-puts-Chiky-shit kinda stuff.

"Ehm…Pein? Don't you think we are big enough to hang in the children zone? Are you still a firkin' baby? Man, no wonder no-one respects you…" Konan asked annoyed as a little plastic ball from the ball pool smacked her in the head. She was angry at the kid but she resisted to hit him to get an answer from the over-excited leader.

T.T" But I love Chiky!!" Pein wailed, but by this time Konan threw the two balls that had fallen on her head back to the kids and turned around to hear only "iky"

"Good boys like Chiky, don't they, Pein-sama?" Suddenly Tobi butted in. Pein looked at him surprised at first, thinking he was Itachi but then he nodded strongly with a decided face.

"HELL YEAH, TOBI!!" And they both high-fived.

"Damn…" Sakura and Konan sighted at the same time.

"Well, people, SIT DOWN!!" Pein yelled excitedly as he sat down on his extremely small chair. Everybody mumbled angry stuff about fucked up reputation.

"Well, what do you wanna eat?" Pein asked the S-Ranked CRIMINALS that were eating in KFC's kiddies zone as a lady almost told them to get out of the children zone, because Konan had been throwing them balls as a revenge to all of the kids, but Pein looked at her with his nice eyes and killed her instantly.

"I want chicken!" Tobi yelled as he stood up in his chair, screaming excitedly and turning around in circles in his place.

"SIT DOWN, FUCK HEAD!" Hidan stood up and pulled his cloak and he fell in his butt in his chair.

"Good boys are not fuck heads…T.T" He sobbed as Itachi hugged him.

"No, no. You are no fuck head.

"Damn right. Im sorry. You are a SHIT head!" Hidan screamed at Itachi. He just ignored him

Don't worry, Hidan was just being mean…" He patted Tobi's head. Hidan looked at him angrily.

"NO I WAS NOT!! I WAS TELLING THE WHOLE TRU-" But Itachi glared at him. And he threw himself down on his chair, still pissed.

"Fuck you…"

"Well, GUYS, and girls, what do you wanna eat?!" Pein asked again and every muttered what they wanted to eat, except for Tobi, that sobbed his answer.

8 minutes later, the pop corn chicken, the crispy one, the spicy wings and all of the other fattening crap, arrived.

"Well we have…" Pein looked at his watch again." 2 hours to eat. So start…NOW!" He screamed as everybody started shoving the food violently into their mouths, specially Deidara that competed with Itachi and won. Itachi complained, pissed off.

"But you have three mouths! That's not fair!!" Itachi said angrily when Deidara was sticking his tongue(s) at him in his victory.

"You said that didn't maaateeeer, hnnnn!" Deidara chanted. He got near to Itachi's face and chanted it there. He knew Itachi was always worrying about the ISHPB (Itachi's Super Hot Personal Bubble) and what he would do if somebody (that wasn't Kisame or Tobi) got in it.

Shit! I need my space! Itachi thought hurriedly.

And he kissed his organization enemy, long and passionately. As Itachi kissed him, Deidara was caught in the middle of an air intake for continuing his chanting. He just shut his eyes and played the moment. And when Itachi stopped, he sat down and stayed still, thinking in what had just happened then.

Ok...

Fuck, I think now I surpassed my limits… Congrats Tachi! You've fucked up your reputation once more… Itachi thought once more with a sight.

Tobi hadn't seen him because he was too busy shoving food through his single mask hole, and failing to eat due to his goggles. Zetsu ate carefully to impress Konan and she did the same. Sakura and Pein were talking about his life as a miserable-bastard-criminal-gut.

Sasori was talking to Hidan, Kakuzu and Kisame as Deidara sat dreamingly, thinking in Itachi. He had fallen in love with his enemy.

How tragic…

No, not really.

x-x-x-x

Kisame was sitting next to Hidan and Itachi. Hidan stopped eating like a pig a wile later and leaned his back to the chair with his hands crossed over his head. He looked at Kisame and Itachi and then looked around and took advantage that Tobi was in the toilet. He got near to them and whispered.

"Well as I was saying, for Tobi's birthday we could…"

"TIME'S UP!" Pein said sadly as he looked at his watch.

"FUCK YOU! CAN'T I SPEAK, FOR JASHIN'S SAKE!" Hidan screamed. He was really looking forward on telling them his well elaborated plan.

…

-.-?

"Didn't you wanna go to the Emmy's?" Pein asked. Hidan remembered and shrugged.

"Fuck it. Lets go if you already interrupted me. Tch, you bunch of fuck heads…" He said very pissed as he strolled off by himself, waving at them to come.

"YEAH!" They all screamed. They all got of the tables and then went inside the limo, where Yuura was waiting. They all started chatting.

Itachi was looking thoughtfully at the nowhere and Kisame noticed.

"Tachi, what's up?" He asked as he nudged his partner. He just shrugged.

"Oh, nothing… But I could have sworn I forgot about something…" He said.

…

"DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!!" Tobi screamed as he ran out to get the limo that was already a few meters away. "DAMN!"

YAY! First chapy of the sequeeeel! I'm happy! I need to update soon, so the Emmy's and Halloween don't mix up :S I started this story about the day I finished the other one, only my brain dried out a wile, and my end of year exams are getting dangerously close… But I have some great ideas for this story too! Remember! Read I'll be your host first, or this wont have much sense (I don't even KNOW why the hell I put that now that you've finished reading the chapy but well…)

Well, thanks for reading this stupid crap I call a story!

-Lauren