World Pie War The Veggietales Parody
By : Courtney Boudreault
Once upon a time there lived a Pie Ninja in the Mugen Tenshin clan.
like other Pie Ninjas he'd fight for the world...but unlike Pie Ninjas he needs a lover by his side.
Oh yes his name was Shiden...Prince Shiden.
Yoko: "Shiden...our little boy!"
Shiden: "what the hell is it?"
Kyo: " Son we have important business to discuss."
Shiden : " go the hell away."
Kyo and Yoko: "it's quite important Shiden!"
Shiden : " oh Fluffy why can't they just leave us alone?"
Yes he had a cat named Fluffy.
and one thing...you see the world was at war...The Great Pie War to be exacted.
Pie Ninja #1: "ahhhhhhhhhh!"
*splat!*
Usually when the world was at war the Pie Warriors would...uh...help.
Meanwhile at the cherry blossom forest a leek named Sakura remained safe here.
Sakura: "ahh...so relaxing. "
General Asagi: " ma'am the Pie War has gone insane!"
Pie Ninja #2: "ahhhhhhhhhh! !"
* splat*
General Asagi : " we need more Fighters."
Sakura : " as you wish General Asagi. "
3 days later
General Asagi : " I recruited many Pie Warriors for you."
Christopher: "hello japanese slut."
Sakura : " how rude."
Pedro: "hola seniorita. "
Sakura : "hello Pedro. "
Ayame: "I'm Asagi's daughter."
Sakura : " hi there."
*glares at Shiden as she was in love with him*
Shiden : " I'm...Shiden. "
Sakura : " hi Shiden. "
Later at the fight Shiden started fighting against Lance Cheng
Lance: "let's fucking fight!"
Shiden : " ok!"
*splattering on each other*
System Voice: "Shiden wins!"
Lance: " damn you...Shiden."
System Voice: "Ling Ling versus Sakura!"
* splattering on each other *
System Voice : " Sakura wins!"
Ling Ling: " no...it can't be."
System Voice : " Raidou versus Ayame! "
Sakura : " who is that? "
Shiden : " umm...thats my brother Raidou."
Sakura : " oh..."
three fights later
System Voice : " Shiden and Sakura versus Raidou! "
* splattering on each other *
Shiden : " can't you see? Thinking of others first is true love."
*splattered on Raidou*
System Voice : "Shiden and Sakura win the war!"
Shiden : " all right!"
The whole world was at peace and they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
