World Pie War The Veggietales Parody

By : Courtney Boudreault

Once upon a time there lived a Pie Ninja in the Mugen Tenshin clan.

like other Pie Ninjas he'd fight for the world...but unlike Pie Ninjas he needs a lover by his side.

Oh yes his name was Shiden...Prince Shiden.

Yoko: "Shiden...our little boy!"

Shiden: "what the hell is it?"

Kyo: " Son we have important business to discuss."

Shiden : " go the hell away."

Kyo and Yoko: "it's quite important Shiden!"

Shiden : " oh Fluffy why can't they just leave us alone?"

Yes he had a cat named Fluffy.

and one thing...you see the world was at war...The Great Pie War to be exacted.

Pie Ninja #1: "ahhhhhhhhhh!"

*splat!*

Usually when the world was at war the Pie Warriors would...uh...help.

Meanwhile at the cherry blossom forest a leek named Sakura remained safe here.

Sakura: "ahh...so relaxing. "

General Asagi: " ma'am the Pie War has gone insane!"

Pie Ninja #2: "ahhhhhhhhhh! !"

* splat*

General Asagi : " we need more Fighters."

Sakura : " as you wish General Asagi. "

3 days later

General Asagi : " I recruited many Pie Warriors for you."

Christopher: "hello japanese slut."

Sakura : " how rude."

Pedro: "hola seniorita. "

Sakura : "hello Pedro. "

Ayame: "I'm Asagi's daughter."

Sakura : " hi there."

*glares at Shiden as she was in love with him*

Shiden : " I'm...Shiden. "

Sakura : " hi Shiden. "

Later at the fight Shiden started fighting against Lance Cheng

Lance: "let's fucking fight!"

Shiden : " ok!"

*splattering on each other*

System Voice: "Shiden wins!"

Lance: " damn you...Shiden."

System Voice: "Ling Ling versus Sakura!"

* splattering on each other *

System Voice : " Sakura wins!"

Ling Ling: " no...it can't be."

System Voice : " Raidou versus Ayame! "

Sakura : " who is that? "

Shiden : " umm...thats my brother Raidou."

Sakura : " oh..."

three fights later

System Voice : " Shiden and Sakura versus Raidou! "

* splattering on each other *

Shiden : " can't you see? Thinking of others first is true love."

*splattered on Raidou*

System Voice : "Shiden and Sakura win the war!"

Shiden : " all right!"

The whole world was at peace and they all lived happily ever after.

The End.