THE TROLLS OF LAKE WAKAHAKALUGI

One day on top of mount wakahakalugi the blonde trolls gathered around the volcano and sang Barbie girl while drop kicking gnomes over the volcano to see who could get it the furthest whilst sniffing sand and drinking Vodka

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The ginger trolls didn't like there hooligan way of there everyday life style they decided to rebel against there drug taking sodomy ways and attacked them with brute force.

It first started with the chieftain duel which is native in the troll kind the chieftains would first have to fight to the death with a weapon of their choosing to see who would own the land but it doesn't mean the war would be over

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The ginger troll chieftain chooses the first weapon.

The chieftain was called Michéle. He decided to choose the best weapon of all. A banana.

The blonde Chieftain called Mac decided to be more adventurous and choose a Kiwi.

Whilst the chieftain duel commenced the blonde troll chieftain was being mashed to a pulp by the ginger trolls banana. All of the sudden and squad of blood thirsty elite bombing ducks came crashing down and exploded in different places in the duel circle. The ginger troll scream. As the red head duck chieftain attacked his round table bruising, his crown jewels. His sceptre was servile damaged in the incident. As his girlfriend screamed the duck said ' SHUT IT GINGER' and flew off into the sunrise.

The war has stopped and they decided to warn the brunette ducks that their evil counter parts are coming to rain revenge on their belonging and own Lake Wakahakalugi claiming the land in a black mist with a never ending darkness ruling the world with fear…. and cupcakes.

All of the sudden out of no where a troll super hero came out of Lake Wakahakalugi from a apparent water hibernation. He was called kikuyu. The trolls decided to interview the superhero known as kikuyu to ask if the ducks had any chance of using his weaknesses.' what are your weakness's' said the blonde chieftain .'Cupcakes' said kikuyu 'and porn'

As the trolls were interviewing kikuyu. The red head duck chieftain called Foci came crashing down interrupting their interview scaring them all.

' good day fools…….. I bet you lot think that there will be war of epic proportions do ye'

' well yes we do necessarily believe their will be a war' said kikuyu

'no we have decided we are going to have a picnic to apologize and we want to live in harmony as a complementary gift we have gave the ginger troll new genitals.'

The End