Okay. I've been thinking about this for a while now. It's all basically fantasy, but some of the real things that happened in the show.
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Introduction:
Gossip Girl: We all know about that romantic kiss in the snow with Nate and Blair. And yeah it was cute, but who really cares? Has anyone noticed Blair's style decrease lately? She's wearing looser clothes and even has a little bulge. Is it safe to say that Blair is growing something inside of her? And to top of this week Chuck and Vanessa's sex tape has just been leaked. We would show it to you but believe it or not we try to keep it PG- 13.
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(Blair on the phone with Serena. Blair's in a man's shirt and her hair is actually not perfect and in a bun?! She's rummaging through the kitchen cabinets)
Blair: So how's Spain? I mean when I wasn't really paying attention when I went there this summer.
Serena: It's great. I mean the scenery is so beautiful.
Blair: Serena's interested in scenery?
Serena: More like all the really cute men.
Blair: There's the Serena I know and love.
(Blair turns the gas on the stove on. Screams.)
Blair: Oh, it really is fire?
Serena: What did you say?
Blair: Nothing. Just keep on talking.
Serena: Is it true about Vanessa and Chuck? When I found out I wanted to puke? How are you doing?
Blair: (Talking really fast) Why should I care about two people who are completely not meant to be together? And I care even less that it was in his limo.
Serena: (Sarcastically) So happy that you're doing so well.
Blair: Well I'm with Nate. I actually spent the night at his house. I'm trying to cook breakfast.
Serena: Are you succeeding?
Blair: Not really. (Gives a little laugh)
Serena: I'm happy for you. I'll see you in a couple of days.
Blair: Okay. Nate's coming down anyway. Love you S.
Serena: Love you B. (Hangs up the phone.)
(Nate walks in. Kisses her on the neck.)
Nate: Is this for me?
Blair: Yes, I've been slaving all morning. (Gives him a slightly burnt omelet.)
Nate: Do I really have to eat this?
Blair: Don't you love me?
Nate: Yeah and if you loved me. You wouldn't make me eat this.
Blair: It can't be that bad. (Gives it a try.) Wow! Do you want me to go get some pastries?
Nate: Sounds good. I got to take a shower. See you in a little while.
(When Nate leaves she touches her stomach.)
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Three and a Half Months Ago
(Right after Chuck tried to jump off the building. Blair went into the car behind Chuck and Jack. She arrives at the Bass Suite at the Palace.)
(Jack is walking with Chuck.)
Blair: (to Jack) I think I can handle this from here. You can go blackmail some other teenagers into having sex with you.
Chuck: What?
Blair: Sshh. (Trying to soothe him) Nothing. Nothing.
(Jack opens his mouth ready to say something.)
Blair: I told you to leave. (Jack walks away.)
(Blair puts Chuck on the bed.)
Chuck: I'm so glad you're here. (She takes his shoes off)
Blair: I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
(Chuck kisses her.)
Blair: Are you sure? I mean you just had an emotional breakdown.
Chuck: I've never been more sure.
(Blair and Chuck start kissing and the camera moves away. It's obvious what they're about to do. Jack sees the whole scene because he's been watching from the door.)
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To be continued…