The Ketchup problem
By: Schmuck
Rated: R (Language)
Gender: Comedy

~*~ This is a short story about Pikachu, and his ketchup problem ~*~
~*~ Hope you likes! ~*~

P: Picka (Shit!)
Pikachu looked into his nap sack and he had run out of ketchup.
The Mailman: What's wrong Pikachu
P: Pic a Pe pe peeeee! (What the fuck?! I thought Serena the psycho killer had killed you!!"
TMM: No I came back! (Thunder crashes, and screams are heard in the background)
P: I Pep a pie (I have a ketchup problem)
TMM: Really? Do you want me to give you a hug, and make you feel better Pikachu?
P: PEEEE Pie pica pe! (Now I know why Serena killed you!)
TMM: Serena?? O!! You mean my friend that I played with?
P: Pika? (Friend) 'Picka pe pe peee' (What an ass)
TMM: I should stop by her place sometime and say hi to her...
P: PICK PEE PE PE (THAT'S IT!)
TMM: What is it Pikachu? Don't you want to be my friend?
P: Picka.... (getting pissed)
TMM: I love you, you love me. We're one big happy family!
P: Picka BOOOOOM! (DIE!!) Got out big gun and blew the mailman to bits
TMM: Oww ... that hurt.. I don't like this game!
P: GRRRRR! (YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!) Picket got out a BIG BIG gun blowing the head off of the mailman.
TMM:....
P:PICKA PE PE PE! (Thank gop he's DEAD!) Pikachu saw the read blood and licked it up.
P:Pe pe pee (Just like ketchup!


The End

~*~ There you go it done! ~*~
R&R!!

From,
The schmuck! :)