NOTE: I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfic, they're all owned by SNK Playmore.

This is also my first attempt at doing a fanfic of any sort, so please let me know what you think, ok? Sankyu!

BRING, BRING, BRING!

"Ughhh…," Kyo groaned. It was 3 in the freaking morning? Who calls people at 3? Kyo picked up his cell phone. "Mmm…hello?"

"Kusanagi-sensei?" Kyo inwardly groaned. It was his idiot student Shingo. "Shingo, what do you want? I'm trying to sleep?"

"I have a question for you. Do you know why it is that in almost every fighting game, the guys are usually totally ripped and have freaky powers, and all the girls wear incredibly skanky outfits and have chestage the size of watermelons?"

Kyo's eye twitched, and a vein in his forehead bulged out. "What the- you called me at 3 in the freaking morning to ask me about video games? What is your deal, you idiotic, half-assed fanboy!"

"K-Kyo-sensei! That wasn't-" the call ended. "Thank God,"Kyo thought. Now he could get a bit of sleep…

Aaand that's it. Please R&R, ok? Expect a second chapter soon!