Hi! This is my first Death Note fanfiction, and it's completely random and odd XD
The full title of the story is: A Watari Story - Attack of the Yaoi Paddle!
It's pretty much about Watari being a pervert and chasing around the Wammy house boys with his "Yaoi Paddle" (a paddle that says yaoi) and sexually harassing them.
Don't get me wrong, I love Watari!
I just enjoy making him a pervert with a yaoi paddle and a hunger for boys to kiss.
Anyway, on with chapter 1!
L sat on the couch, sipping his tea. He watched Near as he played with his toy robot, making it fly on Matt's psp.
"Hey! Near! Don't use my psp as a hover craft for your robot!" Matt leaned over Near, his goggles pulled up.
"Stupid Near, you can't take other peoples stuff without asking!" Mello was beside Matt, glaring down at the albino boy.
Near looked up, an indifferent expression on his face, "Boo hoo." He said sarcasticly.
"Shut up, Near! You think you're so smart!" Mello grabbed Near's favorite robot, backing up, about to run.
Matt followed Mello, a smirk painted across his face.
L watched, not doing anything. He sipped his tea, interested to see what the albino would do.
Near got up slowly, twirling a piece of his white hair, "Give it back, Mello." He said calmly.
"No." Mello stuck his tongue out at Near then threw the robot at the wall, thus breaking it.
Near dropped his hand from his hair and grabbed the chocolate bar Mello was holding in his other hand, "You broke my robot, I ruin your chocolate." He grinned.
Mello growled, "Give it back, Near!" He charged at Near, pushing the albino to the ground, Matt had already left with his psp.
Near struggled to get up but Mello wouldn't let him go.
"That's it, keep that pose." Watari was behind Mello and Near with a video camera.
L's eyes widened, "It's happening...!" He said quietly and got up, stalking away quickly.
Mello looked up, a scared expression on his face. He jumped up quickly, leaving Near on the ground. "Watari! What are you-"
"No one invited me to the yaoi fest." Watari licked his lips and put down the video camera.
Near shivered as he got up, he watched Watari closely, waiting for him to do something.
"This isn't a yaoi fest Watari! I hate Near!" Mello snapped.
"Perfect...Now then, take your shirts off." He winked and put his hand behind his back.
Near shook his head, "I want to go and get someone to buy me a new robot."
"What the hell are you talking about, old man!" Mello spat at Watari.
Watari frowned, "It's too bad you said that." He pulled a yaoi paddle out from behind him.
Mello's mouth fell open in fear, Near just screamed and ran down the hall quickly.
Pretty random, eh?
Haha, I personally like the part where Matt just walks off with his psp! XD
Hope you enjoyed this chapter~!
Watari: "I may be old, but I'll kick your ass!" -- Personal quote of mine when I roleplay as him, heh.