The hot spring
(A/n this is just something I wrote to make fun of the plots in fanfic they're always the same I got the idea from this story I was reading and it was really funny lol)
Lord Sesshoumaru was having a hard day dealing with jaken and Rin and now he finally got the chance to relax well that was until that kagome girl came going on and on:
EARLIER THAT NIGHT
Lord Sesshoumaru was in the hot spring when all the sudden a girl came out of no where crying her eyes out she was wearing the worst kind of clothing he ever say it was some sort of green and white thing and she had dark blue hair and just then he realized who it was it was that girl who was always with his half brother inuyasha just then she looked up and say sesshoumaru and said
"oh sesshoumaru we've got to stop meeting like this" he was confused this was only the second time they met well after the whole loosing a arm thing. He choose to ignore her and wait for her to leave he wasn't in the mood to kill anyone…yet but she choose to stay and had the nerve to keep talking
"inuyasha is such a jerk I saw him with Kikyo again" he didn't get her was he supposed to care was he supposed to help her or something
"I just wish I could escape…I have an Idea how about I come with you and teach rin I know you're probably like a girl that can read wow" actually he didn't give a fuck and was she crazy her in his home teaching Rin living on his property hell naw
"…and I can escort you to a ball and you can buy me new kimonos and stuff and ill teach you about the future then you can visit my parents after that we can have like dinner and stuff you can even teach me how to control my powers and I'll make you're hand grow back.
'what the hell is wrong with this girl she's lost her mind I have to put a end to this' he thought as he got dressed
"Oh sesshoumaru we can even get married or mated which ever one you like" and that was the last straw hw couldn't take no more he walked slowly towards her she stood up he reached out towards her she walked closer to him and with one fluid motion of his claws her head came flying off
"that's lord sesshoumaru…bitch" he noticed that her blood was on his face so he went back into the hot spring for a little bit more then he heard
"oh sesshoumaru" this time it was kagora (a/n lol)