It was a cool fall day, Vincent (from FF7), Sephiroth (from FF7), Magnum
and I were all squeezed into a little van on a road trip. Where were we
going you ask? Do you think I know? Here's what are small cast of
characters are doing;
Vincent: In the front driving;
Magnum and Izzy: In the back singing Christmas songs;
Sephiroth: In the very back sleeping
Vincent: SHUT UP BACK THERE!
Magnum: *in a high pitched, squeaky voice * Did you say something!? *sucks in more helium *
Vincent: I said, "SHUT UP!"
Magnum: *high pitched voice * Do you need a hug?
Vincent: I'd hope not.
Izzy and Magnum: *high pitched voices * ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME----
Vincent: *in thought * It's no where NEAR Christmas.
Sephiroth: zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz.. *snore, drool *
Magnum: Aww, he needs a hug! *glomps Sephy *
Izzy: *rapidly stuffing muffins in her mouth * *pokes Vincent * Ana hee wha in my mouf?
Vincent: Not really.
Izzy: *sucks in some helium and eats some more muffins *
Magnum: OH N--- wait. *sucks in helium * *clears throat * *high pitched voice * OH NO!
Izzy: *high pitched voice * What!?
Magnum: *high pitched voice * Look! *points out the window *
*The whole motley crew is being followed by Hiei (from Yu Yu Hakusho) who is wearing a pink apron with matching oven mitts and is doing 100 down the free way on a four wheeler. *
Izzy: *high pitched voice * AHHHHHHHHHHHH---*COUGHCOUGH* HHHHHH!!!
Vincent: Now what?
Izzy: *high pitched voice * IT'S HIEI! *eats another muffin rapidly *
Hiei: GIMME MY MUFFINS IZZY!!! OR YOU SHALL FEED DE WRATH OF. BUM BUM BUM, BATH TOYS!!
Izzy: *high pitched voice * NOOOOOOOOO---- ok.
Magnum: *high pitched voice * Give him the muffins, stupid!
Izzy: *high pitched voice * I can't I ate em all.
Magnum: *EXTREMELY high pitched voice * YOU DID WHAT!?
Hiei: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAA!!!
Izzy: *rolls down the window and throws the muffin tray at Hiei *
Hiei: *gets hit in the head with it * *looks back down the road at the muffin tray * You bent my muffin try! NOW I'M REALLY MAD!
Izzy: *high pitched voice * NOOOOOOOOO---- ok.
Hiei: *gets closer the van *
Izzy and Magnum: *high pitched voice * NOOOOOOOOO---- ok.
Hiei: *jumps off the four wheeler and on top of the van and rips a whole in it *
Izzy: *high pitched voice * HAVE MERCY!!! PLEEEEAAAASE!!!
Hiei: *holds up a rubber ducky * NOW YOU SHALL PAY!
Izzy: *sticks her head between her legs *
Hiei: Actually. *jumps in the seat beside Izzy * I'm in the mood for some pudding, ya got any?
Izzy: *hands Hiei a bowl of pudding and a balloon full of helium *
Hiei: *eats the pudding and sucks in the helium *
Magnum: *high pitched voice * Hey! How 'bout a sing-a-long?
Hiei and Izzy: *high pitched voices * Ok!
Magnum, Izzy and Hiei: *high pitched voices * TIS' THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA.
Vincent: NOTHING MAKES SINCE ANY MORE! *goes and jumps off of a convenient cliff *
Sephiroth: zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz. *snore, slurp *
Vincent: SHUT UP BACK THERE!
Magnum: *in a high pitched, squeaky voice * Did you say something!? *sucks in more helium *
Vincent: I said, "SHUT UP!"
Magnum: *high pitched voice * Do you need a hug?
Vincent: I'd hope not.
Izzy and Magnum: *high pitched voices * ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME----
Vincent: *in thought * It's no where NEAR Christmas.
Sephiroth: zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz.. *snore, drool *
Magnum: Aww, he needs a hug! *glomps Sephy *
Izzy: *rapidly stuffing muffins in her mouth * *pokes Vincent * Ana hee wha in my mouf?
Vincent: Not really.
Izzy: *sucks in some helium and eats some more muffins *
Magnum: OH N--- wait. *sucks in helium * *clears throat * *high pitched voice * OH NO!
Izzy: *high pitched voice * What!?
Magnum: *high pitched voice * Look! *points out the window *
*The whole motley crew is being followed by Hiei (from Yu Yu Hakusho) who is wearing a pink apron with matching oven mitts and is doing 100 down the free way on a four wheeler. *
Izzy: *high pitched voice * AHHHHHHHHHHHH---*COUGHCOUGH* HHHHHH!!!
Vincent: Now what?
Izzy: *high pitched voice * IT'S HIEI! *eats another muffin rapidly *
Hiei: GIMME MY MUFFINS IZZY!!! OR YOU SHALL FEED DE WRATH OF. BUM BUM BUM, BATH TOYS!!
Izzy: *high pitched voice * NOOOOOOOOO---- ok.
Magnum: *high pitched voice * Give him the muffins, stupid!
Izzy: *high pitched voice * I can't I ate em all.
Magnum: *EXTREMELY high pitched voice * YOU DID WHAT!?
Hiei: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAA!!!
Izzy: *rolls down the window and throws the muffin tray at Hiei *
Hiei: *gets hit in the head with it * *looks back down the road at the muffin tray * You bent my muffin try! NOW I'M REALLY MAD!
Izzy: *high pitched voice * NOOOOOOOOO---- ok.
Hiei: *gets closer the van *
Izzy and Magnum: *high pitched voice * NOOOOOOOOO---- ok.
Hiei: *jumps off the four wheeler and on top of the van and rips a whole in it *
Izzy: *high pitched voice * HAVE MERCY!!! PLEEEEAAAASE!!!
Hiei: *holds up a rubber ducky * NOW YOU SHALL PAY!
Izzy: *sticks her head between her legs *
Hiei: Actually. *jumps in the seat beside Izzy * I'm in the mood for some pudding, ya got any?
Izzy: *hands Hiei a bowl of pudding and a balloon full of helium *
Hiei: *eats the pudding and sucks in the helium *
Magnum: *high pitched voice * Hey! How 'bout a sing-a-long?
Hiei and Izzy: *high pitched voices * Ok!
Magnum, Izzy and Hiei: *high pitched voices * TIS' THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY, FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA.
Vincent: NOTHING MAKES SINCE ANY MORE! *goes and jumps off of a convenient cliff *
Sephiroth: zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz. *snore, slurp *