bunny by blink
Zim was walking home from skool one day.He was feeling
very uneasy for some reason,like someone was following him.
"Probably that stupid Dib.." he mumbled to himself.He started walking
faster and faster."This is stupid!I know it's you Dib!" he shouted waving
his arms around frantically."Just leave me alooone!"The bush in front of
him twitched and a cat leapt out.Zim growled and walked on."I'm probably
just imagining things......" he walked faster and faster then started to
run.Zim caught a glimpse of something put of the corner of his eye.He stopped
running and slowly turned around.Standing behind him was the
fluffiest,pinkest,and cutest little bunny rabbit.It was standing on
two legs and staring at Zim.
"You....you....RABBIT!Stop following me!I'm onto you...oh yes....!" he shouted.The bunny twitched it's nose and hopped away."You'd better run little rabbit before my invaders blood commands me to destroy you!!" Zim shouted and walked home.
For the rest of the day and night Zim kept thinking about the bunny.He couldn't get those wierd eyes out of his head.He tossed and turned in his bed,caught in a nightmare where bunnies ate his flesh.He woke up shivering and there,at the foot of his bed,was the bunny.It was staring at him,leering at him with those huge bunny eyes and holding what looked like a small red box. "Aargghhh!What do you want?!" The bunny started to grow bigger and bigger.It's nails and teeth grew into sharp wicked points and his body grew about seven feet tall.Zim looked up at the bunny and it pressed a button on the red box.A recording sounded out.
"Hi Zim..bet you thought I'd never defeat you,didn't you?But
I've created the perfect killing machine...well my dad did and I sorta
took it withought asking...but that's beside the point!And now this cute
little bunny will kill you.After your dead I'll collect the body pieces
and become famous.Ha..HaHa..HaHaHa!.......Ha!" the bunny dropped the red
box and stared at him."Nice
bunny....goooood buuuunnyy...you wouldn't hurt little Zim would you?"
Zim asked nervously reaching for his ray gun.I know I left it somewhere
around here he thought to himself.
"Wait a minute..I don't have a ray gun.I DON'T HAVE A RAY GUN!"
he shouted and started to run.He could feel the creatures breath on his
neck as he ran into the living room.He spotted Gir on the couch."GIR!Don't
just sit there like an idiot! Help me!" Gir jumped up and saluted him "Yes,my
master!" he picked up a cushion from the couch and hit Zim with it.
"AAarghh!" Zim ran into the kitchen.When the bunny passed by Gir,Gir
karate chopped him.The bunny fell down and went still.
"Oooohhh that was fun master!Let's play again!" Gir started dancing around the bunny.Zim peeked out from the kitchen and said "Quickly!We must get him to the lab so I can...make him less....bunny...like.I'll replace his DNA with something less threatening...like a bunny.".
A day later..............
Zim sat on the couch.Gir and the bunny were rolling around
on the floor together."I like him master....can we keep him?I'll name him
Burt and we can eat cheese together." Zim sighed and walked away.
end