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Sometimes I lay awake at night wondering if love will take over my life. I know I've had dates before with Mario, but I only acted like I was in love even though there was no spark. Nobody really made me feel that way...

I sigh loudly, then turn to the window, which I left open to cool the castle in this horrifying burning weather. It is dark out, and I can hear the leaves of trees rustling in the wind.

As I lay, I realize that I'm not pleased with my life. I feel like I need something. Could it be children? Or a husband? Maybe a pet? Or is it my own freewill?

Whichever one it is, I know I'll find it someday, somewhere, somehow. I just can't find it anytime soon. Not for a while, thanks to Bowser kidnapping me almost all the time.

I stare up at my rather bulky (yet pretty) chandelier, and slowly I drift into a deep sleep. Way too deep.

I awake in a room that is not similar to mine. Not at all. Sure, it might have pink walls, but it looks nothing like mine!

I sit up wondering what happened so the room looks different, and as I think, my ears suddenly hurt… Was it from my big earrings that I forgot to take off before I went to bed? Or was it something outside that was too loud to tolerate?

I study the room I am in carefully. It has a red-wood nightstand, hot pink lace curtains, a walk in closet, and a rather large dresser that happens to match the night stand. Most of this isn't my taste, but the way everything is placed in this room is oddly quite lovely.

I feel used to this place, even though I do not know where I am, and nervous at the same time. This home has an strange warm feeling to it… Am I even sure this is a home?

I guess I should shower and get ready…. Judging by the clock on the nightstand, breakfast should be soon.

I stand up and my ears ring continuously. I rub them to help, but it is not working.

I make my way towards the door, then open it. As I swing the door open, I realize something…

This is not my castle.

"Toadsworth! Toadsworth! Wake up! TOADSWORTH!" Toadette yelled. "What is it Toadette? Can't you see I'm sleeping?!" Toadsworth answered from in his bed. "The princess has been kidnapped! We have to call the Mario brothers!" Toadette screamed. "I'll get Toad on it…" Toadsworth said standing up.

Toadsworth picked up the phone and looked through his contacts for Toad. He pressed the call button and after a minute, Toad picked up. "Hello? Toadsworth, what is it?" Toad asked. "Toad! Get the Mario brothers! The princess was kidnapped by Bowser!" Toadsworth told him. "Okay. I'll do it right away!" Toad answered and hung up.

He ran out of his small house, through Toad Town, and took a path that leads to Mario and Luigi's house. He walked up to the door and knocked on it. Luigi answered the door wearing green pajamas and bunny slippers.

"What?" Luigi asked in a grumpy tone. "LUIGI! THE PRINCESS WAS KIDNAPPED!" Toad screamed. "WHAT?!" Mario screamed from the couch in the living room. "It's true! You must save her!" Toad told them. "Look, Toad, you need to go on our adventures sometimes, so you're coming with us!" Mario said, walking up to the door. Toad looked at him shocked. "Wouldn't I get in your way?" Toad asked. "YES! You're still-a coming, though!" Mario told him.

The brothers went to get dressed, then dragged Toad out the door. He was screaming the whole time.

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"And then I was like, 'Oh mah gawd! Are you serious, girl?'" Toad blabbered. Luigi frowned and Mario sighed. They knew it was going to be a long trip.

A goomba waddled over and Mario picked up Toad, then smashed the goomba with him. Toad's head hit the ground hard. "Um…Ow?" Toad said. "You know guys, my head really hurts." "TOO BAD!" Mario and Luigi yelled at him. They were already a few minutes into their adventure, and Toad was already pissing them off.

Luigi turned his head and noticed a green koopa shell coming towards Mario. "Mario! Jump!" Luigi said, but Mario was too slow and he was hit. He fell to the ground.

Luigi picked the shell up, then threw it off the ledge. The three thought they heard screaming as the shell plummeted down the almost bottom-less cliff.

"Mario! Mario, are you okay?!" Luigi asked his brother. "Yeah. I just have a few bruises here and there, but I think I can cope!" Mario answered.

They ventured forward, then came to what looked like a lake. "Looks like we have to dive in it!" Luigi said. Mario slapped him upside the head for being stupid because they all knew that. "OH NO! I'm afraid of drowning and I can't swim!" Toad screamed. "SHUT UP! You're coming with us!" Mario snapped at Toad.

They both grabbed Toad then chucked him in. He immediately sunk. "Toad! Is it safe?!" Luigi screamed. "TOAD! IS IT SAFE?!" Luigi repeated louder. "Mario is he dead?" "Um… I don't know… I guess we'll have to go save that bastard…" Mario replied.

They both dove in the deep blue lake and tried to search for Toad.

They looked for a long time… Suddenly, they saw a Cheep-Cheep! It came towards Mario and Luigi, then Mario approached it and bitch-slapped it in the face. The Cheep-Cheep swam away as fast as it could hoping not to get slapped again. "WORD TO YO MOTHER!" Mario screamed as it left.

The brothers shared a laugh and continued. There were a bunch of underwater plants in the lake, and next to some seaweed was Toad. Mario dove down, picked him up, then shot back up to a small island on the surface.

Mario slapped the back of Toad's head and a fountain of water came out of his mouth. "I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!" Toad screamed at Mario. Luigi suddenly sprang up out of the water. "Calm down Toad! You didn't!" Luigi said. Toad glared.

"Well, the only way we can get through is to swim under, so Toad, you're going to have to hang on to Luigi's hand." Mario told Toad. "WHAT?! Won't I seem gay?!" Toad questioned. "NO! Only the Cheep-Cheeps will see you, stupid!" Mario answered.

They dove into the water again, for one last time. All of the Cheep-Cheeps started snickering and took photos of Toad and Luigi holding hands.

Toad flipped them off but they all continued laughing. He glared. "Mario? Are we almost done under here?" Toad asked Mario. "Yes." Mario answered.

Soon enough, Mario, Luigi, and Toad jumped out of the water. "Well, I'm glad that's over!" Toad told Luigi. "Well…um…you see, Toad, it's not." Luigi said as he pushed Toad into the water. Mario looked at Luigi, then asked, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Luigi nodded and they both walked away, ditching Toad.

The two kept walking until they approached a tall tower...

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, because there's more to come!

~ KoopalingsLover8787