green's clues
Green's Clues

Mido: (comes running up to Link's house) Link, I have something EXTREMELY important to tell you!

Link: What is it?

Mido: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, I could just tell you, BUT I have a better idea. (has an evil grin, chuckles)

Link: Uh-oh, what is it?

Mido: How about I think of clues and fire my slingshot at them.

Link: Um........

Mido: Cool, come back later, I have to think of clues, and make inanimate objects come alive so that we can solve moronically simple puzzles before continuing our search for clues.

Link: (pleadingly) Couldn't you just tell me?

Mido: (smugly) Nope!

Link: (leaves)

**155534983197898347398012378403784907391804739807489307281947 micro-seconds later**

Link: What the bleep have you done to my house!?!

Mido: Made it ready for the game.

Mr. Toilet: Link, oh Link, I need yours and Green's help.

Link: Who's Green?

Green: Bow-wow!

Mido: I got you a hedgehog to help with the game.

Link: But it just barked!

Mido: (rolls his eyes) Like totally duh dude!

Green: Meow-Meow!

Link: (begins backing away from Green)

Mr. Toilet: Get the Richard Simmon's nose over here now Link!

Green: (picks up Link, jumps down Mr. Toilet)

Mr. Toilet: That's better! I forgot how many pipes I have, could you please count them.

Link: (realizes that there is one pipe) One.

Mr. Toilet: Nope, you're an idiot! (creates another pipe out of string cheese, the TV audience bursts out laughing at how retarded Link appears) There's two you simpleton!

Link: (screams, and exits the toilet)

Mido: (picks up bowling ball and throws it at Link)

Link: Oof! (is knocked unconcious)

**later**

Mido: Look Link, I fired my slingshot at it.

Link: Joy. (picks up bowling ball) I do NOT have a good feeling about what Mido's trying to tell me.

Green: Moo?

Link: Oh shut up. Wait a moment.... What the *BLEEP* is that noise?

Mrs. Bunny-Wunny: I need help!

Mr. Bunny-Wunny: So do I!

Green: Oink!

Link: (sighs) What is it?

Mrs. Bunny-Wunny: Well, me and Mr. Bunny-Wunny were playing with our marbles together and...

Link: Wait a moment... What the *BLEEP* are a couple of adult rabbits doing playing with marbles?!?

Mr. Bunny-Wunny: (glares at Link) We were playing with our marbles, and then we got them mixed up. We can't tell ours apart, except for that Mrs. Bunny-Wunny's are pink and mine are yellow. Can you separate them?

Link: (separates them)

Mr. Bunny-Wunny: Haha! I lied to you! (begins cracking a whip on Link)

Mido: I shot this piece of tape with an owl on it!

Link: What the *BLEEP*?

Mido: (sticks it to Link's forehead)

Cheese Wedge: Hello, I forgot what I am, can you tell me?

Link: No!

Cheese Wedge: Attack men! (all sorts of dairy products appear and begin to assault Link)

Link: I hate this game!

**MUCHO GRANDE LATER**

Mido: Look Link, I fired my slingshot at this tiny bit of green chalk!

Link: Hurray!

Mido: (summons a very old looking rocking chair) Put your dang rear in this chair and figure out what the clues mean.

Link: I dunno, what do they mean? You said it was important.

Mido: (nods solemnly) It is.

Link: Fine, I lose, now just tell me.

Mido: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel, I was cleaning out my house and I found a bowling ball, a piece of scotch tape with an owl drawn on it, and a tiny bit of green chalk and I wanted to know if you'd like to have them.

Link: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! (leaves)

Green: What's that dude's malfunction?

Mido: (shrugs)

The End