Hello, minna-san! this is my first fanfic, i hope ya like it! ^_^
Why It's A Good Idea To Never Give Quatre Coffee, Particularily Espresso.
it's a day off for the 5 Gundam pilots. They decide to go to the mall, which will soon prove to be a very big mistake. . . .
Duo: I want coffee... who's with me?
*The rest grumble a yes*
Duo: c'mon! be more enthusiastic people!!!!!
Wufei: you expect us to be enthusiastic after you come barging in to our rooms at 5 in the morning, and waking us up by putting DUCT TAPE ON OUR FACES??
Duo: well... yeah!
*all but Duo sweatdrop*
Duo: *to coffee vendor* i'll have a triple espresso
Quatre: I don't know much about coffee, so i'll just have what he's having.
Duo: Q-man, do you think you can handle that much caffine?
Quatre: why not?
*everyone else orders, and they sit down in the food court. In a short while, they are all wide awake, and planning their next mission*
Heero: *looks where Quatre was sitting* hey, where's Quatre?
Trowa: I dunno. he was just here a second a-
*he's suddenly interupted by a strange laugh. They all look behind them to see where it came from, and they see a shopkeeper screaming, and several articles of women's lingerie flying out of a store. Quatre comes out of the store wearing a thong on his head.*
Heero: what the HELL are you DOING?
Quatre: BWA HA HA HA HA! I AM MR.BEANIE BABY UNDERWEAR MAN!
Duo: I KNEW he couldn't take that much caffiene! I'M nearly bouncing of the freaking walls!
Trowa: good god, he's finally snapped...
Wufei: GET THAT DAMN THING OFF YOUR HEAD YOU PANSY-ASSED KID!
Quatre: BWA HA HA! NEVER!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs into the nearby TY beanie baby store, runs out with a shopping cart full of stuffed beanie babies*
Trowa: quick! after him!
*they all chase him into the woods, where they left their Gundams. Quatre, giggling uncontrollably, hops into Sandrock with the toys, and starts to fly off. They rest get into their Gundams, and chase after him. after a while, Quatre's gundam slowly lowers to the ground*
Heero: YES! the caffiene's wearing off!
Duo: all right!
*they land and see Quatre on the gound screaming*
Quatre: WTF am I doing with a THONG on my HEAD????
Duo: *snapping pictures of Quatre* you were on a major coffee high Q-man.... i think that's our last mall trip for QUITE a while.
*all nod, and Quatre starts to take all they beanie babies out of his gundam.*
THE END!!! (or is it........?)
(even though i'm a major Quatre fan, it's still fun to make up stories about him like this sometimes. as you can tell, I was on a bit of a caffiene high myself writing this. . . )
ja ne!
~Tsumi-chan ^.~v