Please Aid Us, Fair Rodents!
A FFX story
Cast:
Apron- Auron. Scary old dead man.
Yuan-Not the Chinese currency. Yuna. The weak little pansy.
Rikku-Spunky Al Shed girl. Hates thunder.
Tidies- Tidus. Painfully happy little boy. Ew.
Wacky- Wakka. Often drunk.
Lula- Lulu. The mediator, hates Wacky for no apparent reason.
Kamahis- Kimahri. Silent enemy of Apron.
Al Shed people- my spoof of Al Bhed. Ha ha.
Bengaline: Belgemine. Yuan's rival summoner.
Disclaimer: You thought I owned this? Nope.
It's a gorgeous day. Rare in the Thunder Plains. But you take it when you
can get it, and that's what we're doing.
Rikku: I'm scared! It's not raining but I'm scared!
Apron: Shut up.
Rikku: You're mean!
Yuan: Be nice, guys.
Tidies: Yeah. We can't be fighting.
Wacky: Hey, I see a birdie! Hi birdie! Yay birdies! Except they poop
and.(rambles on)
Lula: Is he high again?
Kamahis: Kamahis not know. But we take drunk man with us. Apron, you carry
him.
Apron: Why do I have to do this stuff?
Kamahis: Ejecht not here. You next strongest. You carry drunk.
Apron: Darn. (picks up Wacky)
Wacky: Whee!
Tidies: Ok, let's go!
(thunder)
Rikku: I'M SCARED! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Lula: It won't hurt you. It's just a noise.
Yuan: No it's not! It's. . .Bengaline!
Bengaline: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE YOU NOW, PUNY HUMANS!
Apron: YOU'RE human too.
Bengaline: Oh. Whatever.
Yuan: (sees mice) Oh fair rodents! Please aid us! You may be our last hope!
(the mice just stare at her)
~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~
Author's note: Well, what did you think? I had a lot of fun with this, and
I'll definitely write more chapters. Peace!
A FFX story
Cast:
Apron- Auron. Scary old dead man.
Yuan-Not the Chinese currency. Yuna. The weak little pansy.
Rikku-Spunky Al Shed girl. Hates thunder.
Tidies- Tidus. Painfully happy little boy. Ew.
Wacky- Wakka. Often drunk.
Lula- Lulu. The mediator, hates Wacky for no apparent reason.
Kamahis- Kimahri. Silent enemy of Apron.
Al Shed people- my spoof of Al Bhed. Ha ha.
Bengaline: Belgemine. Yuan's rival summoner.
Disclaimer: You thought I owned this? Nope.
It's a gorgeous day. Rare in the Thunder Plains. But you take it when you
can get it, and that's what we're doing.
Rikku: I'm scared! It's not raining but I'm scared!
Apron: Shut up.
Rikku: You're mean!
Yuan: Be nice, guys.
Tidies: Yeah. We can't be fighting.
Wacky: Hey, I see a birdie! Hi birdie! Yay birdies! Except they poop
and.(rambles on)
Lula: Is he high again?
Kamahis: Kamahis not know. But we take drunk man with us. Apron, you carry
him.
Apron: Why do I have to do this stuff?
Kamahis: Ejecht not here. You next strongest. You carry drunk.
Apron: Darn. (picks up Wacky)
Wacky: Whee!
Tidies: Ok, let's go!
(thunder)
Rikku: I'M SCARED! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Lula: It won't hurt you. It's just a noise.
Yuan: No it's not! It's. . .Bengaline!
Bengaline: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE YOU NOW, PUNY HUMANS!
Apron: YOU'RE human too.
Bengaline: Oh. Whatever.
Yuan: (sees mice) Oh fair rodents! Please aid us! You may be our last hope!
(the mice just stare at her)
~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~
Author's note: Well, what did you think? I had a lot of fun with this, and
I'll definitely write more chapters. Peace!