KII, KII! I heard one of my bats screech. I opened my eyes into slits, staring at the bat as it flew in circles above my head. I grabbed it and absorbed the familiar back into me. It was only telling me that night had fallen, and I could go out to feed. I brushed off my pale white dress while I stood out of my bed, then combed out my long black hair. I walked out of the abandoned mansion I called my home and into the woods, looking for my next victim as dried leaves crunched beneath my bare feet. I found a group of people reeking of alcohol, then started crying human tears. I ran towards a male, grabbing onto his coat.

"Whoa! Are you a'right?" the man asked, his British accent thick.

"I-I was attacked! I-it was horrible!" I wailed, burying my face into his coat. I grinned as he hesitantly patted my head, trying to comfort me. Foolish mortals I thought as I moved my head to his throat. I was about to bite down when a gun shot rang through the woods. My eyes went wide with horror as I pulled away from the human. As soon as I let go, the group ran away as fast as they could. I looked down and saw a gaping hole in my stomach. My eyes glowed red with anger and hunger. I coughed and blood shot from my mouth. I chuckled as I felt the hole close up, leaving only my clothes to be torn.

"You've led us on quite the chase," I heard a male voice say behind me. Still laughing, I turned around to see a man wearing a blood red coat and hat holding a smoking silver gun. He wore sunglasses, making it so I couldn't see his eyes. I giggled, then walked up to him and looking up at his face. He smirked and pressed the gun against my stomach. My face turned dark as I smiled evilly, grabbing the gun and pressing it harder against my skin, making it leave an imprint. He was about to pull the trigger when we both heard something behind me.

"Master, we were only supposed to capture her..." I heard a woman say. I turned my head to see a blond haired, blue eyed, big breasted girl wearing dark red and holding what I thought was a bazooka. I stared wide eyed at her, then was suddenly in front of her. She jumped, and my face twisted in annoyance.

"You know for a vampire, she lacks guts. Probably makes up for it in her breast size," I snickered. Her face turned beat red, and I only laughed harder, "alright Alucard and Miss Seras, where am I going?" I asked. Alucard grinned and Seras's eyes went wide with shock.

"So you are a mind reader," Alucard mused.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious. What would we do without you?" I replied sarcastically, grinning widely, "and as much as I want to stay and play with you, I'm awful hungry, and more than a little pissed off that you two ruined my dinner. Too-da-loo!" I wiggled my fingers and was about to leave when they pointed their guns at me. My face fell into a fake pout, and I crossed my arms, now extremely pissed off.

"Little children who play with guns can get hurt," I said, a dark grin on my face as I knocked away Seras's weapon. I proceeded to walk away when I heard the click of a gun. I dodged the bullet as the shot was made. I summoned my shadow weapon, this time a black pistol, and shot at Alucard and Seras. They dodged the bullets, but they were distracted. I was suddenly behind Seras and hit her in the back of the head with my gun, knocking her out. I ran at Alucard, who was shooting at me, and knocked his gun away with my own. Being the bitch I was, I kissed him, biting his lip and licking away the blood. I pulled away and smirked, licking at a drop on my lip.

"Compensation for my lost meal," I said, then vanished, soon again on the hunt. Seeing as how it was now nearly midnight, my best catch was a few deer. Irritated, but full, I went back to my home. Walking slowly up the stairs, I then walked into my room. Looking down at my torn clothes, I sighed, then pulled the dress over my head and threw it on the bed.

"You take awhile to hunt. I was starting to grow impatient," I heard. My eyes went wide as I turned around to face the owner of the voice. Alucard was sitting in a plush chair, his legs crossed and a wine glass in his hand. From what I could smell, it was blood in that glass. I smirked as I looked at him.

"Come back for another kiss, hm?" I mocked, leaning against my bed. He just smirked.

"You wish. I came because I have a job to do," he said, swishing the blood around in his glass.

"I think you'll find me rather difficult to catch."

"You're certainly making it difficult."

"Aw, but I so do love a game of cat and mouse."

"So it seems." I walked over to him and took his glass, gulping down the human blood. I felt some trickle down the side of my mouth, down my neck, and stopping at my breast.

"Ah, much better compensation," I sighed happily, setting the glass down on a nearby table, "frankly, your blood just wasn't enough for me."

"Really," Alucard mused. My eyes glowed as I licked away the blood on my face. I walked over to a glass tank and picked up a large king cobra resting inside of it. Nag wrapped around my arm and slithered along my body. I watched as his tongue flicked out, and I stroked his head. He squeezed tighter around my waist when he spotted Alucard.

Who's he? I heard in Nag's head. I chuckled as I grabbed a short black skirt and white strapless top.

He's someone come to take me away, I answered Nag while I put my clothes on. He squeezed around me protectively, and I giggled. He turned to Alucard and hissed. I stroked his head to calm him down. He turned his head and saw the drying blood, and I could hear the panic in his head. He moved his head to my chest and flicked out his tongue. When he discovered it wasn't my blood, he calmed down a little.

How's your sister doing? I asked Nag.

Fine, he replied.

LET ME OOOOOOUUUUUT! I WANT TO SEE MISTRESS! Nagaina screamed in my head. I reached into the tank and pulled her out. She wrapped around my chest and shoulders and gave me "snake kisses", as she liked to call them. I turned to Alucard, a serious look on my face.

"Alright, Boogey-man. Wherever I go, Nag and Nagaina go with me, got it?" I said sternly, pointing at him. He simply shrugged.

"As long as you come, Integra will be fine with it," Alucard said, a grin pulling across his face. I grinned wickedly.

"Well, you'll have to catch me first," I giggled. Nag and Nagaina slithered off of me and were covered in shadow. The shadows grew and when they cleared, they stood up as human teenagers. Their eyes glowed gold and their skin had spots of scales. Nag had shaggy white hair and wore an unbuttoned black shirt and black pants. Nagaina's hair was as white as her brothers, and was put into a side pony-tail and tied with a large black ribbon. She wore a black strapless dress that came down to her mid thigh and cut off sleeves that went well beyond her fingertips. Around her neck was a lacy black choker. I grinned maliciously as Alucard gave his own evil grin, raising his gun and pointing it at me. I tsked at him, wagging my finger at him. He stared at me in confusion, lowering his gun slightly.

"That's not how I play deary," I scoffed. Alucard snorted at the snickering snakes. They were well aware of how I liked to play, and most of the time, it wasn't pretty. Sad for me really. Someone always died...

"Let me explain the rules," I said with a grin, "this is going to be a game of tag. The first to draw blood wins. No weapons, just us. If you can draw blood from me in the next five minutes or less, I'll go with you. If you can't, well you'll just have to try again another time. So come and get me. The night has just begun," I grinned evilly, my eyes red with blood lust. I touched my hand to his chest, "Tag. You're it." I jumped away from him as he lunged out at me. I giggled as I vanished into the shadows. I reappeared behind him and was about to kick his head, but he turned around and caught my ankle before I could make contact. We were at two minutes. I dissolved again and hid for a few seconds, looking for his presence. When I couldn't find it, I stood up, confused. Suddenly, I felt his presence behind me. I hissed in surprise and started to turn to slap him, but he grabbed my hands with one of his own, and with his other her tilted my head to the side. I felt fangs pierce my skin, and I froze. He took a few gulps, then pulled away. I turned and saw him grinning, my blood trickling from his mouth. I could feel Nag's anger press against my mind at me being bitten. Drops of blood slid down my neck. Alucard grinned more, showing his blood stained fangs.

"I win." He threw me over his shoulder, and my eyes went wide. This was unexpected...

"Ah, um, NAG! NAGAINA!" I called to them. They ran up to me and grabbed my outstretched hands. They were swallowed in shadow for a split second, and when the shadows dispersed, the wrapped around my arms as snakes, gripping tightly.

"Put me DOWN! I am more than capable of walking on my own!" I yelled.

"What guarantee do I have that you won't try to run away?" he countered. Damn, I thought, my face falling. He started to fade...along with what he was carrying. My eyes went wider.

"You put me down this fucking INSTANT!" I screamed at him, shutting my eyes and kicking.

"Well someone has rather bad language," I heard a woman say. My mouth hung open an I opened one eye. I propped myself up on Alucard's shoulder and turned my body. I opened my other eye and stared at the woman behind the desk. She stared back at me with a small grin on her face and smoking a cigar. Nag and Nagaina lifted their heads and stared at the woman. I dived into her mind, looking for a name. When I found it, I retreated. I yanked on Alucard's hair, and his grip on me loosened. I pulled off his hat as I slid onto the ground, putting it on my own head. My snakes slithered around my body as I sat down in a chair.

"So," I stated, crossing my legs, "what am I here for?"

"We've been watching you closely lately," Integra started to explain, "and we want you to work for us." My expression was completely blank. I sensed Alucard behind me, trying to get his hat back, and I smacked his hand away.

"Okay, one, that's just creepy. Two, why?" I asked.

"We've seen you handle ghouls and vampires-"

"Okay they asked for it! No one tries to take my territory and get away with it!"

"And we've seen you fight. We could use those kind of skills here."

"Well...fine. But on one condition."

"And?"

"Keep other vampires OFF my territory. It took me years to get it as big as it is."

"Deal," Integra said. I grinned and slapped Alucard's hand away as he tried to get his hat back again, "Alucard, show her where her room is."

"Yes, Master," he replied, trying to get his hat back for the third time. I ducked and held onto the edges as I jogged towards the door, Alucard close behind me. I giggled as I opened the door and ran down the hall. My snakes squeezed me tightly so they wouldn't fall of as I ran from the angry vampire. I started to run down the stairs when I saw someone climbing up them. I jumped over the man, catching a brief glimpse of his face. He looked old and was wearing a monocle. I landed on the stairs and ran, Alucard still on my tail. I ran down a random hallway and opened a door, running into the basement. I could still feel Alucard's presence close behind me, so I found another random door and faded into the room it concealed. I stopped and waited for Alucard to pass the door. When I couldn't feel anything, I let out a sigh of relief. Nag and Nagaina slithered off me and under the door, most likely seeing a mouse. I started to relax when I felt his presence behind me. I turned in time to be pinned to the ground. My head hit the ground hard, and I gasped. His hands were on either side of my head, my hair getting tangled in his fingers. My legs were spread slightly and one of his was between them. I felt my face heat up a little, and he smirked. Irked that he had seen me blush, I grabbed his tie and yanked it down, dragging his head with it. I was about to kiss him again when we both heard the door open. I tilted my head back at the same time Alucard lifted his, and we both saw Seras standing in the doorway, her eyes wide.

"...Pardon for intruding," she mumbled, her face bright red. She shut the door, and I could hear her retreating footsteps. We were frozen for a few seconds before we looked back at each other.

"...Let go," Alucard said.

"Nope," I grinned.

"Pleas let go?"

"Nuh-uh."

"Let go."

"Make me."

"Don't tempt me."

"A little late for warnings, don't ya think?" I asked, arching my eyebrows. He growled, and I laughed, "you really think you can scare a two thousand year old vampire?"

"My you're old."

"Indeed."

"There is one thing I've failed to know about you."

"And that would be?"

"Your name," he wrapped his fingers around my hand, trying to pry my fingers from his tie. I chuckled.

"I've had many names, and very few know my real one."

"Well what's your most recent?"

"Mina." His hand froze, and his eyes went wide behind his glasses. My face twisted in confusion as I loosened my hold on his tie and sat up. I stood, picking up Alucard's hat and placing it on his head. I walked out of his door and down to what I assumed was my room. I opened the door and saw my snakes were already in there. The room was pitch black. I waved my hand and candles flared to life. I looked around the room and saw only a bed, bathroom, dresser, and a table with chairs. I collapsed onto the bed face first, hugging a pillow as it smushed my face. I felt a hand touch my shoulder, and I moved my head slightly to see Nagaina looking down at me, a concerned expression on her face.

"Mistress Mina,is something wrong?" she asked. I rolled over and took her hand, smiling reassuringly at her.

"I'm fine, Nana," I said, using my pet name for her, "just tired. It's been an...eventful evening. I'm just sleepy." After I said this, I felt my eyes start to drift shut. Seeing me start to fall asleep, Nagaina morphed back into snake and went to sleep next to her brother. I rolled over onto my side, looking briefly at the wall before closing my eyes and falling asleep.

Author's Notes: Well! This is my Hellsing FF. It's been sitting around waiting for me to post it, so i finally am X3 I hope you guys enjoy how it turns out~