I don't own Naruto.
Naruto Uzumaki doesn't know me.
He doesn't know that I jack off twice a day to him. He doesn't know that my toothbrush is electric. He doesn't know that I had a dream of fucking him. He doesn't know that I shampoo my hair, rinse, then shampoo it again.
He doesn't know how I form Chidori. He doesn't know that my curse seal is gone. He doesn't know that I hate when Sai insults his dick. He doesn't know that I hate how he fangirls over that bitch Sakura.
He doesn't know that I have amazing handwriting. He doesn't know that I want a custom made plushie of him. He doesn't know that I made like 20 eye transplants.
He doesn't know that I find Zetsu extremely disgusting. He doesn't know that I know that Zetsu doesn't have a penis. I think.
He doesn't know the full extent of my powers. He doesn't know that I will fuck him the next time we cross paths. He doesn't know that I know that Itachi wanted to fuck him too. He doesn't know that I hated Karin with my hate-filled heart.
He doesn't know that I have a cat obsession. He doesn't know that I hate foxes. He doesn't know that I specifically hate Kyuubi. Fucking foxes.
He doesn't know I can dance. He doesn't know I can sing. He doesn't know that Orochimaru has been molesting me. He doesn't know I killed Orochimaru.
He doesn't know that I love him…
and he doesn't know that I wish he did.