Edward's Poem

by DJ Danbogangsta

Really, this is supposed to make you laugh, but it's really not that funny. Give it a try though, it might brighten your day. TAKE NOTE THIS IS A POEM!

Edward belongs to Stephanie Meyer , The poem is mine. yay.

The Edward Poem

Edward is a hot vampire,

So hot, he's basically on fire!

To bad that can't be told,

Because he is always so cold.

In fact, he's just like a rock you see,

And it's a mystery of how he came to be.

The vampires are an awkward race,

They don't even run at human pace!

They tend to shine when in the sun,

And don't always indulge in laughter and fun.

Except for when they're hunting you see,

But let us hope that's not you and me,

Because then we'd all be quite dead,

And we'd not be dating Edward instead,

And that is a horrible thing to be,

Because Edward's just so damn sexy!

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LoL, Seriously...Don't take this seriously...it's just a stupid joke. HA. I could post more serious poems if you'd like, but to tell you the honest truth, when I go on FanFiction, I go on to read stories, not poems. I expect it's the same for others as well. But if you so want it, tell me. Ill get right on it. Flames excepted in reviews, this is just a gag.

Tell me what you thought! :P

DJ