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A: Loser!
B: Bitch!
A: Sperm Breath, or not cause he wont do it HAHA
B: I hate you (
A: Now him and Tanya they might be louder than Rose and Emmett and that's LOUD
B: Omg! You are a heartless Bitch!
A: Or him and Jessica I didn't think he would go at it with her but WOW!
B: (silence)
A: But the loudest was definitely him and Lauren!
B:I HATE You
A: I mean wow! Oh did he tell you why he hates Jane? It's cause they did it and he loved it but she wouldn't do it again. B: Ya well… Jasper's Gay for Mike Newton!
A: Ya right. You might want to get Eddie. For the last hour him and Angela have been going at it, and I don't think they'll be done anytime soon.
B: Edward is NOT a man whore!
A: You want a bet! He is really good at it, too. I mean before me and Jasper. Got together together. J
B: To bad he dumped your sorry ass!
A: O he didn't Jazzy. Asked me to marry him so I broke it off, why do you think were so close?
B: (Silence)
A: Him and Rose have too. She is always so mad and mean because he dumped her.
B: (More Silence)
A: I kidding but you might want to prepare yourself. Eddie's self control around you is soon going to end! J
B: You are such a little kiss ass!
A: How?
B: (Stares at Alice like it's obvious)
A: I am not I mean look at this face
B: Please! That's your " I was holding it for a friend!" face.
A: What do you mean?
B: You doing the innocent face just proves that your guilty
A: Bitch…
B: IM TELLING EDWARD!!
A: Ooo scary!