Oz Revealed

Rated: G

Category: Drabble, Daniel/Vala Fun (not ship), Humor. Another One Of My All Dialogue Self-Challenges.

Season: Ten.

Spoilers: 200.

Summary: Something's Bothering Daniel, And It's Not Just Vala's Pestering.

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"What's the matter with you?"

"Nothing."

"I'm not buying that. You've hardly said two words to me in three days."

"Maybe I'd say more if you didn't say so much."

"And what's with the arm crossing and the huffing?"

"I do not huff."

"You do."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do… oh, forget it. I'm not getting into this with you."

"Daniel."

"Not listening."

"Daniel."

"La-la-la."

"Daniel!"

"What?!"

"I'm not letting up until you tell me."

"I can see that."

"So, what is it?"

"Nothing. Leave it be."

"Not going to happen."

"Alright, fine."

"And?"

"Why was I the cowardly lion?"