AVGN in the Underground
Chapter 1: In the beginning
By Dr. John Smith
The Angry Video Game Nerd. He was, as you could say, angry. He spent his days playing terrible video games for the Internet, but that all changed when he was sucked into a bad game by his balls. His current situation was fighting the main boss of Game Land, the creator of Laughing Joking Numbnuts, Fred Fucks. The Nerd was currently in a fierce battle of taking down the bastard. Fred Fucks swung another spike ball at The Nerd. "You fucking Nerd!" Fred Fucks yelled, "I will destroy you for tearing apart my games!"
The Nerd fired a shot from his NES Zapper, "Jaws was terrible!" Another shot, "And don't even get me started on Back to the Future! Or should I say, Back to the Fuck Fest! Because it's a shitty game!"
"You're a shitty game!" Fred yelled. He looked to a ROB unit off in the corner, he got an idea to finally take down the blasted Nerd. "ROB unit! Dimensional shift!"
The ROB units eyes started flashing.
The Nerd stopped firing and looked at the robot, "What the fuck is that thing gonna do?"
Fred Fucks laughed as he landed on a platform, "You stupid fucking Nerd. If I can't kill you. I'll just send you to another dimension and hope you die." He explained.
The Nerd kept his usual scowl, "That's the stupidest fucking plan I've ever heard. And I fought the Nostalgia Critic!" The Nerd yelled back. Fred Fucks groaned in anger.
"Shut the fuck up Nerd! And just die!" The ROB unit began counting down, "Enjoy whatever hell you get stuck in next Nerd." And with that, Fred Fucks flew off. The Nerd looked to the ROB unit and aimed his Zapper.
"One shall stand and O-" The Nerd was cut off by the ROB unit exploding, sending The Nerd off into some other dimension. "Fuuuuuuuck!" He screamed as he flew through the portal to somewhere else. He took this time to contemplate his like, "I've played shitty fucking games... Virtual Boy, E.T., Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde... If only... If only I got to kick The Critic's ass more often..." He closed his eyes in a moment of defeat, preparing to die, "No more saves. No more continues. No more extra lives. This is it... Has Fred Fucks really won?" His eyes then narrowed in anger, "As fucking if! When I see that mother fucker, I'm gonna k-" The Nerd was cut off once more, this time by the hardness of ground.
He awoke in what seemed to be a forest of some kind. "What the fuck is this place?" He turned around to see a giant hole within the floor of the forest ground, leading to what he thinks is an underground cave, "If my experience serves me right; stay away from ominous holes." He began walking away when a kid ran passed him. He turned to to running kid's direction, "Yo kid! Slow down or else-" he saw as the kid tripped on a rock and fell into the hole, "Stupid fucking kid." The Nerd said to himself, turning to the reader, "I bet you expect me to go in after the kid now? Launch myself into some unknown adventure?" He looked to the hole once more and then the readers, "The things I do to get the plot rolling... I'm coming after you kid!" He yelled, advancing to the hole, and he jumped in. Sending himself into unknown danger.
This is the result of playing AVGN Adventures and Undertale for hours back to back.