Disclaimer: I do not own Hitman Reborn or any of the characters

Reborn skidded down the hallways of the hospital, earning disapproving looks from the nurses. But he couldn't care less.

His dame student was in hospital. And Tsuna wasn't on any missions that day. His guardians weren't having missions either. He was the only one who had to attend to some business in France. When he left that morning, Tsuna was looking fine then. Heck, he and his guardians were having a picnic in the garden. And the garden was guarded by at least twelve Rank A guards, ordered by the right hand man himself for his beloved Tsuna's protection.

How did Tsuna even land himself in the hospital-no, operation room- in just half a day? Reborn growled.

If that idiot student of mine can land himself in hospital from a picnic…. His training all these years will look like a walk in the park. But, if someone tried to harm him….. They did better start ordering a casket for themselves. I will happily sponsor the cost of their funeral.

And finally, with much growling and sadistic thoughts, Reborn reached the operating room to see the guardians crowded outside (sans Gokudera who was out cold on the floor most probably due to a panic attack and Hibari who was somewhere).

And without even the announcing his arrival, the guardians acknowledged his presence due to the overwhelming murderous aura they felt.

" Somebody better tell me what happened. "

No one needed to be told twice by the cocking of Reborn's gun.

And surprisingly, it was the usually shy and quiet Mist guardian who spoke up. Mukuro tried to clamp his hand over the mouth of Chrome who ducked, in fear of his precious Chrome's life. But she still spoke anyway.

"Ano… we were in the garden and Bossu went to the toilet. Storm- san volunteered to accompany Bossu to the toilet but Bossu declined. After that, we heard Bossu's scream….." Chrome trailed off quietly.

"That doesn't explain how he landed up here." Reborn growls out and signalled her to continue.

" We all rushed to find Bossu, and we saw him standing outside the toilet. We asked him what was wrong…. But for some reason… he couldn't talk. Cloud- san found Lambo hiding behind a wall with a zombie costume. He said he just wanted to prank Bossu. And Bossu screamed when he saw Lambo. But after that Bossu couldn't speak… so we sent him to Shamal- san."

After she was done speaking, Reborn started to glare daggers at the cow child, who was cowering behind Ryohei.

Reborn sighed through his nose. The bunch of them were grating his nerves.

" And so what did Shamal say?"

This time, the sun guardian replied.

" SAWADA EXTREMELY BROKE HIS VOCAL CHORDS BECAUSE HE SCREAMED EXTREMELY WHEN LAMBO SCARED HIM TO THE EXTREME!"

"Shut up Turf Top! You're disturbing the Tenth!"

"Ku fu fu fu…. Your puppiness is showing again, puppy. But I believed the term that perverted doctor used for Tsunayoshi's diagnosis was "shrieked" ."

And the whole whirlwind of insults and shouts started. Reborn wanted to facepalm and bang his head against the wall this time.

Remind me why did Iemitsu choose this bunch of people to be Tsuna's guardians again.

A gunshot quietened the whole bunch down. And just then, the Shamal came out, thus saving the guardians from Reborn's wrath.

" Decimo is fine. He just need some rest. And don't let him shriek like that again. Tsk tsk, honestly how does he even shriek at such a high pitch for a guy~" And he sauntered off.

"Ah hahahaha all is good now. Tsuna's going to be fi-"

Yamamoto couldn't even finish his sentence before the guardians scrambled away from the menacing murderous aura behind them.

Oh don't worry dame Tsuna, your speech will be just fine after I'm done with your "speech therapy"

~Omake~

Gokudera ran through the hospital again with Tsuna on his back as Lambo and Chrome followed closely behind.

He promptly thrusted an unconscious Tsuna into Shamal's hands to be treated, only for the doctor to dodge unceremoniously, causing Tsuna to drop onto the floor and his soul leaving his body.

"I told you. I don't treat men."

" Yo-you bastard!"

Chrome looked at Gokudera who was trying desperately to push Tsuna's soul back into his body while shouting at the doctor.

"Please heal him Shamal-san!"

"Well~ Since such a cute girl asked I shall do it~ What happened to him again?" Shamal asked while poking Tsuna's lifeless body.

" He fainted while going through Reborn's speech therapy."

A/N I was thinking about Tsuna's shriek which I kinda love cos its totally him, so here's the story! Constructive review is always welcome so I know how my writing is. Thanks for reading!^^