A/N This is humor, and it's true. Written by two hyper and insane people together, obviously, as you can see by the last line, quite a while ago. It really did take an hour to concoct. We know you'll hate us, but the truth must be revealed
Disclaimer: we do not own any of these characters, but who can own the Cat God (One-Eye)?
Category: Harry Potter/Warriors Crossover, Humor
One-Eye, from book one was oldest cat in the clan. She has survived fires, dog packs, Tigerstar, the Blood Clan, and the author's wrath (as you will soon see). But when Midnight came out, her name wasn't in the clan lists, although nobody said she had died. So we found out the real story.
The author decided that One-Eye, being the oldest cat in the clan, should die. She tried everything from food poisoning to chainsaws. One-Eye did not die. So, Erin Hunter asked her friend, K.A Applegate, the author of Animorphs, to hire the Andalites to bring her to a planet where the sun was exploding, a nuclear war was going on, and a comet was crashing down. But, instead of dying, One-Eye found out that she had amazing powers and became god.
One-Eye, who keeps up with the latest happenings on Earth, was very annoyed at all of Harry and his friends' prattling. So, One-Eye, never much one for censorship, blew up Harry Potter's head (and Voldemort's), and all of the other characters who annoyed her. Then she proceeded to resurrect Sirius Black. All hail One-Eye.
Yes, this is the truth. Do not deny it, or she will smite you too.
By the way, Harry wasn't a complete idiot (that actually is a surprise) so he wrote a will. But One-Eye wasn't pleased with it, so she left everything to Buckbeack, except Sirius' stuff, which he got back.
If J.K Rowling says differently in the seventh book, she's lying.