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Chapter 1: Mr.Twinkles!!!!
Ayame: HOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name Ayame-chan and I will be one of your host for today!!! HOORAY!!!!
Kaiki: Kaiki, and I will also be here helping with Ayame-sempai.
Kisame: Yo
Itachi: hn…………………
Ayame: Okay no that we introduced ourselves!!!! HOORAY!!! We will tell you about the lucky channel and what we do in the lucky channel (claps my oversized sleeves together) HOORAY!!!
Kaiki: Hia, Ayame-Sempai
Itachi: why the hell am I here…………hn.
Kisame: Hi mom!
Ayame: Now what we do in the lucky channel business is that we delightfully answers to your delightful Questions!!! Isn't that right Ita-chan :3
Itachi: do whatever you want…
Ayame: HOORAY!!!!! And every three chapters we will have a special!!!! HOORAY!!
Oh and please thank snaky-chan for letting us hosting this show, without him we would have never have made it!! Hello Snaky-chan (waves at the camera)
(Snaky-chan)
Orochamaru- (sweatdrops) I knew I should've had let Aya-kun do this……………….(sighs)
Kabuto-Orochamaru-sama, your bubble bath with your ninja turtle toys are ready sir.
Orochamaru-Kukukukuku……………good!
(Ayame)
Ayame- Okay!!!! Ita-chan please read the fan mail
Itachi- no…
Ayame- pwease! (Kitty eyes)
Itachi- no…
Ayame- Guard-chan!
Guard- Hia, Ayame-sama
Ayame- get mister twinkles
Guard- Hia
Kaiki- Ayame-sempai, are you sure
Ayame- (smiles and giggles) I'm sure Kaiki-chan
Kisame- Mr. Twinkles?
Guard- (walks back with a gun and a gold fis bowl with a fish in it)
Kisame: (gasps) MR. TWINKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayame- Ita-chan, do it or Mr. Twinkles gets it.
Kaiki- (smiles while sweatdrop) Ayame-sempai, are you sure you're not overdoing it.
Ayame- (kitty eyes) Kaiki-chan's disappointed then (sulks)
Itachi-…
Kisame- MR. TWINKLES!!!!!!!!!
Kaiki- shit……….. No I'm not disappointed I
Ayame- HOORAY!!!!!!!!!! Now do it or Mr. Twinkles gets it.
Kaiki (thoughts) no use in stopping her (sighs)
Kisame- Please Itachi-chan!!!! Think about Mr. Twinkles!!!
Itachi- I don't wanna…
Ayame- I guess that's not going to work, Guard-chan! (Walks over to guard and hands him a knife which resulting him in dropping Mr. Twinkles) Cut his face! (smiles brightly and went back to her seat with a horrified Kaiki) guard will have to cut your pretty face then Ita-chan (still smiling
Kisame: NOOOO!!! MR.TWINKLES!!! (Runs over to hug the fish) don't leave me!!!!! You promised you wouldn't leave me!!!!! (The fish dies) NOOOO!!!!!!! (Dramatic music)
Itachi- (gasps and cover his face) you wouldn't (takes out the mirror) my face is too pretty for a cut!!
Ayame- then do it, Itachi-chan! (Smiles)
Itachi- (reads the fan letter)
Dear Lucky Channel-
Why does Ayame look like a twelve year old?
-Ita-kun's Lover
Itachi- (smirks)
Kaiki- oh shit (thinks) Ayame-sempai is very sensitive about her chest and height!!! O dear god… (Looks at the dark aura surrounding her form)
Ayame- (glares at Itachi) You know something Ita-kun's lover!!!!! I"LL FUCKIN
G KILL YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! BARNEY"S LITTLE WHORE!!!! SO GO TO HELL AND ROT THERE!!!! (Takes out a shotgun) DO YOU HEAR ME!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Kaiki- ay-y-a-m-m-me-s-e-empia we should start going (hears the ending music)
Ayame: (turns happy again) AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! It looks like the first chappie wappy is over, (sighs but then smiles) oh well!!! HOORAY!!! Thank you for reading this and I hope you have a great day!!! Bye!
Kaiki- (straightens up the desk) Bye Bye!
Itachi- hn…
Kisame- (still hugging the fish) HA! You do look like a Twelve year old!
Kaiki- oh shit…
Ayame- Kaiki…
Kaiki- yes?
Ayame- Tear out page ten out of the script
Kaiki- Hia… (Tears it out)
Kisame- hey it was only a joke
Itachi-…
Ayame- DAMN YOU!!!! starts running to them with knives) I'll EAT YOU FOR LUNCH AND RUIN ITACHI'S FACE!!!!! WUHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOUR ALL MY BITCHES!!!!!
Kisame- (runs) I'M NOT FOR EATING!!!!! (Crys)
Itachi- (runs too) I'M TOO PRETTY FOR THIS!!!!!
BYE BYE!!!