Akimi: Crappy oneshot b/c I have to life.

Disclaimer: Aki does NOT own Inuyasha. If she did, she would have Sesshoumaru as her pet. And or mate. Sesshoumaru would grow his arm back and I'd cut off Inuyasha's for cutting Sesshoumaru's arm in the first place. Oh and I'd kill Kikyo… again.

Written sort of in Sesshoumaru POV.

---------------Hail Lord Sesshoumaru! And Lord Illpalazzo too!-------------------------

Past

A 6-year-old Sesshoumaru crept into his father's bedroom silently. His amber eyes searched around the dark room until they found what he was looking for.

'Yes! Tetseiga!" Sesshoumaru thought to himself as he reached out and grabbed Tetseiga off the foot of the bed. His father grumbled a little bit did not move.

'Mission accomplished!' He ran out of Inutaisho's room and down the stairs. He left out the giant back door to the garden where he started to swing the sword around wildly screaming windscar.

'How does father do it? Oh I remember!' He took a deep breath before holding up Tetseiga.

"Ba ba ba! Zu pa pa! WINDSCAR!" Sesshoumaru swung the sword as hard as could as the windscar went flying… right into the castle.

His eyes went wide as he looks up to see a GIANT CHUNK out of the castle.

"SESSHOUMARU!" The booming voice of Inutaisho exploded through the garden. He was down in a second snatching away Tetseiga.

"THAT'S IT SESSHOUMARU! WHEN I DIE ONE DAY AND I HAVE TO GIVE AWAY MY SWORDS, YOU ARE NOT GETTING TETSEIGA, EVEN IF I HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH A HUMAN WOMAN TO GET A HALF DEMON SON TO GIVE IT TO!" Sesshoumaru looked appalled for a second, but shook it off when his father continued, "I'M GIVING YOU TENSEIGA SO YOU CAN NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!"

All colors drained from his face, "I'm sorry father," he looked down ashamed at himself.

Inutaisho's good nature returned, "Oh that's okay Sesshoumaru! I forgive you!"

"Does that mean I can still have Tetseiga?"

"HELL NO! But nice try though."

Present

Sesshoumaru snapped out of thoughts when he felt something tug on his pants. He looked down to see it was Rin.

"Lord Sesshoumaru, what are you thinking about?" She asked with big curious eyes.

"RIN YOU STUPID CHILD! Don't ask my Lord such a question! He-" Jaken was cut by a fierce glare from Sesshoumaru. He shrunk away behind Ah-Un.

"Nothing."

The girl looked a little put off but smiled none the less.

With Sesshoumaru's perfect hearing he heard a faint 'windscar' in the distance.

He looked down at the Tenseiga on his hip and sighed.

'Damn. I didn't know he was serious.'

---------------Hail Lord Sesshoumaru! And Lord Illpalazzo too!-------------------------------------

Akimi: lol. I know. Crappy. But it was so much fun to write!

Please review! PLEASE KEEP FLAMING TO A MINIMUM! (I know my grammar sucks.)

Until next time... HAIL LORD SESSHOUMARU!