Title:Blondes and Brunette's (PG-13)
Author: rooting 4 clark (Heather)
Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't own squat.
Summary: What if WonderWoman and Clark met in Metropolis back in season 3 and are very secretive friends...with benefits. What happens when he finds out that WW has joined Oliver and the gang, and they need Clark's help in taking down the final 33.1 lab. And what is up with Lois and her emotions? And who will Clark choose in the end? Takes place after Phantom, AU season 7.
Chapter 1
It was a bright and sunny day in Smallville, Kansas, all the towns people were out and about enjoying their day. Some of the teenagers were hanging out in the Talon; in the Talon was quite chatter and the clattering of coffee cups being heard every now and then, but then again, this is Smallville, land of the weird, and not so quite.
" ...Put a sock in it Smallville. I swear you complain more than an old lady." said the infamous Lois Lane.
"Old lady? Well at last some women can call themselves a lady." said the very sarcastic, well at least around Lois, Clark Kent.
"OK! That's it you two. All I've been hearing for the past few weeks is you two bicker more than ever. What has gotten into you two?" said the kirky Chloe Sullivan.
"Nothing's wrong Chloe' its just that, the summer has been slow, and well Lois and I have always bickered." said Clark.
"You wanna know the real reason Chloe?"said Lois.
"Sure" said Chloe very unsure of what Lois would say.
'The real reason is that I like it when we bicker, Clark, it gives me a reason to be around you without you being suspisious', this is what Lois thought, but would never dare to say it aloud. Instead Lois, being Lois, said,"The real reason is that, since Smallville here hasn't gotten any action or at least a girlfriend, he's tryin to annoy the hell out of me, times...let me see..oh yeah, a billion." said (an only pretending) Lois.
"Look Lo-is, just because I don't have a gilfriend or I'm not screwing anyone doesn't mean I want to annoy you even more, let alone have to take this sht from you!" said Clark, who then stormed out of the Talon extremly pissed off, and having a couple of eyes watchin him leave.
"Woah!"said Lois and Chloe at the same time.
"Since when did Clark curse, let alone say the word screw, and with a straight face?"asked a bewildered Lois to her cousin.
'Only on redk", thought Chloe, but said to Lois," You must have really pissed him off Lois, cuz even when Clark is mad, he doesn't curse.
After speeding back to the farm, Clark took off his blue jacket and sat in the loft. Clark sat down on the old, beaten up red couch, and after a minute or two, stood up with a start and said aloud," I just cursed out Lois Lane, WOW!"
"Hello, is anyone here, hello?" said a sultry, female voice.
Clark sped down the stairs immediately and picked up the 6'0 ft tall woman, with dark, shiny black hair, stunning blue eyes, and who was wearing a red suit with a black dress shirt, and twirled her around.
"Ahh" squealed the woman, "Kal, put me down, Kal-El put me down this instant" she commanded.
Clark put the gorgeous woman down and said, "Sorry Diana, its just that its great to see you".
"Likewise Kal, but I didn't think you would miss me that much?" said Diana
"Not that its great to see you, but what are you doing here, in Smallville of all places?" asked an excited Clark Kent.
"One word, well actually three numbers-33.1" said Diana.
"What? How do you kow about 33.1?" said Clark.
"I, well, I, um...I'm part of Oliver's afterschool activites, so to speak" blurted out Diana.
"Oliver Queen? Really? Since when?" said Clark
"Yeah, for about four months now, I'm actually his personal assistant, and only female member of his league of heroes" said Diana.
"That's great Diana, your mother would be proud of you. I hope you know that?" said Clark placing his hands on Diana's shoulders.
"Yeah, I know, but I also know that she is still angry with me for sneaking into the competion" said a sad Diana.
"That's great that your helping out with 33.1, but you still haven't said while your here?" said Clark.
"Well, we need your help Clark, we need your help in destroying the last 33.1 lab." said Diana.
A/N: This is my first serial fic, and I'm excited, but new to this so suggestions, tips, critisim, or whatever else you can think of is appreciated.
TBC in Chapter 2
How exactly do Diana and Clark know each other? Lois and Chloe meet Diana.