A/N: Welcome! This is my first real parody fic. I hope it lives up to your expectations. Please tell me what you think. Thank you!
Ella
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Chapter 1
A is for Aquarium
One fine morning, the Death Eaters were out for a jaunty stroll when Bellatrix decided she was bored.
"I'm bored!"
"Shyut it, sweetlips!" growled a Death Eater, one of the ones not important enough to have names. This particular Death Eater had an eye patch and a hunchback, and he spoke in a growling New York accent.
Anyway, Bella decided she was bored. Voldie, who had just recently declared himself Supreme Ruler of the Universe (even though he and the Death Eaters were still in "hiding"), shut her up with a well-placed (and thoroughly appreciated) ShutUpOrI'llMakeYou Charm.
The DEs walked around and around in tighter and tighter circles, holding onto the shoulders of the person in front of them, like one of those Congo lines. Seriously, people always seem walk in circles, and then they can never get untangled, so they have to walk as one big mass of idiots, kicking their legs out at random intervals for the rest of their lives. Here's a tip: avoid those things like a Voldie in a bikini.
"Hey, Buster!" shouted Voldie, shaking his fist at the sky, "I heard that!" The author then decided to take a quick coffee break ((hem hem)) while Voldie blasted everything in site to smithereens thanks to his terrible anger-management problem.
When the Author returned, she discovered that the only thing still intact in BlindandorStupidPeopleWhoDon'tNoticeaMassofDeathEatersWalkingAroundtopia, where the story was rapidly ((hem hem)) unfolding, was an aquarium.
"Let's go to the Aquarium!" chorused everyone but Voldie, who was muttering things to himself under his breath.
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After cursing the Aquarium's guards, the DEs made their way into the Aquarium without having to pay the ridiculously high entrance fee.
"Ooh!" squealed Bellatrix. "Look at the pretty fishies!" Voldie then proceeded to tap every piece of glass he could find in a fit of teenager-worthy rebellion.
Some of the Nameless Death Eaters wandered into the Eye-Max Theater. True to it's word, the Eye-Max Theater caused the NDEs' eyes to Max out. The movie currently playing was entitled How to Stop a Troop of Idiot Death Eaters from Destroying our Blissful and Perfect Town of BlindandorStupidPeopleWhoDon'tNoticeaMassofDeathEatersWalkingAroundtopia. The NDEs were shocked. They had had no idea that "idiot" was spelled like that!
What will happen next?
Will our Beloved Buffoons find their way out of the Aquarium of doom?
Will Voldie be kicked out for tapping the glass?
Find out in the next episode of:
Alphabet for a Death Eater!
A/N: So? What'd you think? Please tell me! I'm sorry this one was so short, but my next one will be/should be longer. I really really want to know if you liked it or hated it. If you review, I'll update faster...!