A/N: GUESSS WHO'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK?

ME!

I took a nice vacation and I feel GREAT! (And I learned some new language. Sorry if it leaks out a lot in these fics….Blame Green Day) I'm so glad to be back! I'm so excited to start writing again and writing Clanfics and TALKING TO MY N2N BUDDIES!

I missed you guys so much! How's everyone been?

By the way, I have a ton of new nicknames you can call me: Invisible Girl, invisible, Invis, Anna, Agricola, or Rissy. Take a pick. And if you know what I'm talking about, call me Tunny. =D He likes to quack.

So yeah! It's great to be back! I'm very excited! So I'm starting out with a humor fic about Dr. Fine on Valentine's Day. If you notice, there's a mention that his 'wife' was 16. That is a reference from one of my older fics where Natalie pretends to be his wife for a night to fool his mom.

=D

So I hope you enjoy!

REVIEW PLEASE!

Disclaimer: I love being able to say this, I DON'T OWN N2N!


Dr. Fine sat alone in his office, reading the several valentines that he had received from his co-workers. One was from Barbara, the nurse who knew everything about anyone.

Dear Timothy,

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Please get a girlfriend and a life

-Barb

He shrugged and opened the next one. This was from one of his patients named James.

Dr. Fine,

Happy Valentine's Day!

Hope it doesn't suck.

-James

He moved onto the next one. It was huge and shaped like a heart, sparkly and covered in littler hearts. It had no name on it, so he opened it up and read.

Timmy-

You left your underwear in the drier again.

GET A WIFE.

I WANT GRANDCHILDREN.

-Mom

Oh and PS: I was informed that your 'wife' was actually a 16 year old girl.

Really, Timmy?

He sighed and threw the valentine down. Why couldn't he have someone to spend Valentine's Day with? Why did HE have to be all alone? He was about to throw all the crappy valentines and cards into the trash when he suddenly heard a knock at the door.

"Umm…" And soon entering was none other than Dr. Madden.

"Robbie!" Dr. Fine shouted, jumping up immediately. "What brings you here?"

"Uh, ok. One. Don't call me Robbie. And two, here." He handed Dr. Fine a little card with a heart on it.

"Y-You gave me a valentine?" Dr. Fine sighed in bliss.

"Yeah. Barb told me I had to…." He was about to walk out, but he stopped himself quickly. "Oh. And if you could not steal my snowbrush from my car again, that would be lovely."

And he was gone. But Dr. Fine was too excited to see what his friend wrote him on his card.

Dear Dr. Fine/Timmy/Whatever,

Hi. Happy Valentine's Day. Barb is making me do this.

But I realized. Us single men have to stick together, right?

And by us, that means not you.

Attached to this card you will find my restraining order.

Stay away from me.

-Dr. Madden

He just sighed and felt himself beginning to tear up. He never felt so loved before that Robbie Madden would give him a valentine….They had been worst enemies since the day they both started working here, and now they were quickly turning into friends.

He grabbed some of the chocolate he bought for himself and just sat at his desk and reveled in the fact that people liked him.

This was HIS idea of a Valentine's Day.

A/N: TADA! What did you think?

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Happy Valentine's Day!