Lament of the Living Dead
By Stupidfic
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Uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhh arrrrrgh.
Ooooooooooh grrrrrrrrr.
Blaaargh uhhhh ooooooooh ahhhhhhhh blaaaaaaaaah.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrr mmmmmmmmm ahhhhh. Errrrrrr uuuurghhhh ooooh.
Aaaaaaaaaaah eeeeeeeeee rrrrrrrr baaaaaa, wooooooo hmmmmmm.
Oooooooooooooo ahhh eeeeeeeergh eeeeeeee.
Aaaarrrrrrr, ahh ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Mmmmmm whooooo gaaaaaaa.
Waaaaaaaaaah, neeeeeerrr ghaaaaaaa.
Doooooooooo haaaaaaaaack urrrrrrk.
Aaak aaaak akkkk!
Braaaaaaaaaains!
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Translation: zombies can't make good poetry.