"Pfft! You Key-Swinging klutz! Only you could screw up like this!" Riku snapped angrily.

Oh boy, I swear, sometimes, I think I know that Riku actually knows what he's talking about. I licked the tip of my nose clean. I smiled as the creamy and warm chocolate filled my mouth. Riku rolled his eyes in irritation, covered in chocolate as well. In fact, the whole room had been painted a dark brown color by the chocolate.

"It's not my fault…" I said slowly, looking around the small wooden kitchen of the house we shared on Destiny Islands. It's quite a pretty room, or at least was. The countertops are white marble and a light yellow color for the wooden panels and cabinets surrounded the room, and large windows surrounding the kitchen happily.

"N-Not your fault?," Riku roared angrily, "my god Sora! You covered the kitchen in chocolate when you were making FUDGE! FREAKIN' FUDGE! HOW DO YOU SCREW UP FUDGE?"

"Uhh… By accidentally using Thundaga when you meant to use Firega on the fudge mix?," I said with a sheepish smile, blushing a little.

"HOW DO YOU FREAKIN' USE THUNDAGA INSTEAD OF FIREGA?"

"…. Because? I was listening to music and tried to say what I was hearing and going to say…."

"…. What were you listening to?"

"Push Push Lady Lightning?"

"… Your so freaking stupid..," Riku said, face palming. I smiled again sheepishly, looking down at the ground. Riku sighed, running a hand through his now chocolaty-silver hair.

"We'd better get started on cleaning this up, huh…?," Riku said quietly. I blinked in shock, looking up at him.

"Wait, what?," I asked in surprise, "But it's my mess! Usually, your all "RAH RAH RAH CLEAN THIS CRAP UP RUAH RUAH RUAHHHHHHH!"," I roared in my Riku impersonation, doing a manly pose with it. Riku then, to my shock started…. Laughing…

"What the hell is so funny, Riku?," I shouted in irritation, standing up and crossing my arms childishly.

"You look so freakin' retarded when you do that!," Riku said, bursting into laughing and using the wall to support him.

I glared at him, about biting my tongue off, when suddenly, I got an idea. A good idea. I looked over at a clump of fudge mix and grabbed it, chucking it at Riku's face. BULLSEYE!

"What the- Sora!," Riku shouted in anger, grabbing another clump and throwing it at me, hitting my stomach.

I grinned and giggled childishly, chucking another piece at him. Suddenly, it became an all-out Fudge War. Kairi walked in and her eyes widened. Riku and I stopped, looking over at her like deer caught in headlights of an SUV with add-ons.

"Uhhhh…," We said quietly together.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY KITCHEN?," She shouted angrily, picking up a broom and batting at us with it.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULLLLLLLLTTT!," I screamed, running out. Riku stared at her.

"SO IT WAS YOU, HUH?," Kairi shouted.

"NO, WAIT-AAAAAAAAAGH! NOT THERE, NOT THERE! OWWWWWW!," Riku screamed, being repeatedly batted with the broom. I winced as I heard cracking sounds and such. It appeared that it was going to be a very, very long day for Riku.

And that's that. My first fan fiction in a long while. Thanks to Kenichi-kun for giving the line "Pfft. You key-swinging-klutz!". :3 Much appreciated.