MEMOIRS OF A WOW FAN
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One day Jiraiya was hangin wit his homies Tsundae and Orochimaruu. They wure enjoying a good game of strip poker, when Jiraiya suddenly remembered that his mom recently bought hijm the hit game 'world of warcraft'. He jumped to hiz feet, and told his buddies deh good news, and they wrre just as excited as he was!!
So, they went over to Jirai's house.
"Jiraiya has arrived!" He exclaimed, bursting through the doors of his house. Him && the guyz (and gurl) wnet into his room, and onto his super awesome new laptop from Dell. Caus dell ios reallu good. So they started up WOW!
AnD IT WAS SOOO AWESOME! They plaid for hourzzzz.
Then Orich && Sunday wnet home. Jirai found himself staying up all night playing the game... Drinking redbull to keep awake and peeing in a bottle. He didn't leave all night.
BUT THEN...
Someone on his team... ATTACKED HIM!!!
"I'm on your team!" Jiraiya exclaimed, annoyed. He thought it was only a one time thing, but it continued... Until...!
"STOP BETRAYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed. "I'M ON YOUR TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11! STOP. BETRAYING. ME!!!!" Jirai was angered!!!!!! "I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL. KILL. YOU." HE SCREAMED!! "I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN!!!!!! AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
His mom then came in. "Stop it!" She yelled. "I'm going to cancel your account if you keep this up!"
"TELL THAT TO HIM!!!! HE KEEPS BETRAYING ME!!!!!! RAAAGGHHhHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Jirai then passed out from exhaustion.
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Jirai woke up in the morning... With a bad feeling. He went downstairs for food because he'd eaten all the cheetos from da night b4. He saw his mom.
"I cancelled your account." She said. Jirai looked at her.
"...what"
"No more world of warcraft for you, young man!!!!"
"WHAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jiraiya was PO'D to da maxx. He stormed up to his room, more pissed than eva. He screamedd and screamed, flailing his arms and rolling on the floor. He screeched at the top of his lungs, and began to roll himself in blankets. Jirai did not stop screaming. When he come out og the blankets, he was only in boxers......
He shouted and screamed: "I HATE MY LIFE!!!" He then went into the closet for a moment, and came out with a shoe... He smashed it against his head! "IS TTHIS WHAT YOU WANT!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!!" He threw da shoe in the ground and moved to his bed. HE rolled and screamed all over it, squirming everywhere.........
He then made an attempt to shove a phone up his ass.
THE END
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