Don't own any thing from Stephanie Meyer except for the love for books.
20 Ways to get Bella mad
1.Kill Edward
2.Turn her into a werewolf
3.Stare at her and say "You are thinking I have problems."
4.Tell Jacob she is single and loving it.
5.Buy her expensive shoes
6.Buy here cheap, ugly shoes
7.Tell Charlie she has been lip locking vampires then point to Edward
8.Get Mike Newton to hit on her
9.When she goes on a date with Edward get a midget in a devil costume and let him say "You on Hell Date."
10.Jump out of nowhere and sing the YMCA.
11.Read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse in front of Bella then say "get a therapist."
12.Read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse in front of Bella then say "My boyfriend is Big foot but my best friend is the Grinch can you give me advice."
13.Think " I can not believe Bella slept with Jacob." near Edward
14.Go to Bella and say is that your brother because he is hot!
15.Laugh at her spontaneously
16.Date Jacob
17.Go to the wedding and Yell "Don't do it she is in love with anther man.
18.Go to Bella in the middle of the street and say "Please don't die"
19.Go to the Aro and say " isn't Bella supposes to be a vampire by now"
20.Transfer Bella to a different planet then when Edward asks where she is say she left you butt yesterday.
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Don't do any of this to Bella