"Hey, Ulrich. I heard about your family spat."
"You did?"
"Your mom's a bitch."
Ulrich turns crimson. "What?!"
Odd smiles. "Your mom's a bitch."
Ulrich makes a fist. "Don't you dare!"
"WEEEEELL..."
"DON'T DO IT, ODD!"
"WEEEEELL..." Odd runs out of the room.
"I'M WARNING YOU!"
Jeremie peers out of his dorm. "Oh, this is gonna be good."
"Ok, ok." Odd moans and turns away as Ulrich catches up.
Ulrich turns to Jeremie. "My mom is not a bitch!"
"WEEEEEELL!
Ulrich's mom's a bitch-
She's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls."
Jeremie smiles and begins to clap.
"JEREMIE, STOP! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ODD!"
Odd smiles and ignores him as other students peer out of their rooms. Some even clap along.
"On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bio-tch!"
Jeremie calls "YOU ALL KNOW THE WORDS!"
Everyone else joins in as a hopelessly defeated Ulrich glares directly at Odd.
"Have you met my friend Ulrich's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world-
She's a stupid bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Ulrich's mom's a bitch and she's just a stupid bitch!"
Aelita peeks around the corner, confused. "What's a bitch?"
"Talk to kids around the world-
It might go a little something like this!"
Someone sings in Japanese. Ulrich turns to see a grinning Yumi.
Jeremie joins along in French as an exchange student sings in Dutch.
The last one Odd sings in Italian, a smirk on his face.
"Have you met my friend Ulrich's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world-
She's a stupid bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!"
"A-hem." The principal clears his throat, but Odd, his back turned, doesn't notice. Everyone else stops cold as Ulrich turns. "Oh, no."
"Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch!"
"Uh, Odd?" Yumi gasps.
"Ulrich's mom's a bitch and she's just a stupid bitch!"
Odd goes dramatic.
"I really mean it Ulrich's mom!
She's a big fat fuckin' bitch!
Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch Ulrich's mom!
Yeah!
CHA!"
"Odd?"
Odd turns, a now shocked expression on his face.
"What?"
"I need to speak with your parents."
Odd mutters under his breath "Oh, fuck."
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, ODD! AND YOU TOO, JEREMIE!"
Both boys flee for their lives as a furious Ulrich gives chase.