"Dang it Tzeentch stop poking me!" said a young human in darkened gold plate armor with a red cape. The young man had slightly greasy hair neck length hair that, while it would make anyone else look disgusting, it made him look slightly saintly along with bright blue eyes that were sharp enough that it looked like his gaze could cut you if you stared too hard. "I swear to Oum I will break your freaking finger!"

"Come on Luke we both know that you wouldn't risk getting in trouble the first day… or would you?" Said a man in deep blue robes with silver trim with the hood up to conceal his features. "Maybe I don't know you as well as I thought, or maybe…"

"Dear Oum they won't shut up." Said a rather dumpy man in a dark green t-shirt and black shorts. He had short, slicked back grey hair with a goatee and green eyes the color usually associated with radiation that were covered by silver glasses that kept sliding down his nose every few seconds.

"No one cares you tub of lard!" Said a rather abrasive ram Faunus in a dark red muscle shirt and grey cargo pants. He had short red hair cut military style and dark red eyes like the color of spilt blood.

"Boys, really? We haven't even gotten to the school yet and you are already threatening each other and calling each other names… *sigh* were doomed aren't we?" Said a short woman with long black hair and dark pink eyes and in what appeared to be a combination between shorts and long pants, with the right leg only going about mid-thigh and the other going all the way to her ankle, and a light purple jacket over a grey shirt.

"Khorne! Help me! He's going to rip off my arm!" Yelled Tzeentch

"Come back here you scheming little rat!"

"Nurgle." Said Slaanesh

"Yes?"

"Please tell me you're recording this."

"Every second."

"Really?" Said Khorne

"Of course, I thought that you would be the one to appreciate the chance to humiliate Tzeentch over there the most."

The argument/future blackmail was happening between five friends/allies/mortal enemies. Who, you ask? None other than the former Ultimate Evils Of The Universe (Self Named), AKA the Chaos Gods, and the former God Emperor of Mankind Himself.

"Really guys?" "And Girl!" "You're just going to let him kill me?" Said Tzeentch

"Duh/Yea/Pretty much."

"…I hate you so much."

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Across the ship two sisters were watching the argument with slight amusement and trepidation.

"Should we go help them?" said a short girl with black hair and red tips in a black and red Combat Skirt. "They look like they are going to really hurt each other."

"Nah." Said the girl with long blond hair and an, ahem, rather distracting choice in clothing. "It looks like they do that a lot."

"Huh. Some people are weird."

*snort*

"Yang?"

"Yes Ruby?"

"Are you alright? You look a little constipated."

*snrk*

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"Honestly Kay I don't understand why you were so worried." Said a short girl in what appeared to be high tech yellow samurai armor. "I mean if these 'Bullhead' airships were not safe would they be ferrying students to Beacon with them?"

"I know Monty, I know." Said a young man with spiked hair and dark brown eyes and wearing dark brown pants and a white shirt with a lighter brown overcoat. "But even still," he said "the smallest of Tau ships were sturdier than this… this… Thing!"

"Kauyon Pech Cadre!" the young woman whisper-yelled. "We do not talk about That in public!"

"Well then Mont'ka T'au Cadre" Said the now revealed Kauyon in a slightly mocking tone "What do you expect we do for the next… Two and a half hours?"

"I don't know! Honestly, and you're supposed to be the 'Patient Hunter'!"

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"Come Ooooon Isha." Said a monkey Faunus in an eye watering mixture of a red shirt, blue cloak, and yellow pants, all in Neon mind you, with stunning green, purple, and orange striped hair. "I know that he saved you from being the eternal plaything of a sado-masochistic space futa, but did you really have to agree to go out with him when we were given a second chance?"

"Yes Isha." Said a tall clean shaven black lion Faunus in a dark green mixture of Monk robes and what looked like the product of a fantasy cosplayer's wet dream. "Why did you agree to 'give it a chance' as it where?"

"Honestly guys." Said the young blonde, and abnormally tall, woman wearing what appeared to be an Armored Dress with a slit along both sides through which you could see white plate armor. "He went to War to save me, honestly. Would you I rather I simply brushed him off?"

"Yes!" shouted both men.

"I expected better from you Khaine," "Hey!" "But seriously what would you rather I had done?"

"Well, I-uh."

"You what Khaine?"

"Help Me out here." Khaine whisper-shouted to his fellow-Faunus

"Nah."

"Cegorach!"

"Fine" Cegorach said with an eye-roll "We would rather you kicked him to the curb when you re-met."

"Why?" said Isha.

"Well for one HE FREAKING TORTURED YOU FOR FIFTEEN THOUSAND YEARS" Yelled Cegorach.

"W-well it was his way of showing me his love." Isha said weakly.

"Really Isha?" Said Khaine rhetorically and sarcastically.

"Well who would you rather I hooked up with? Huh?" She said petulantly.

"Oh I don't know Maybe ANYONE ELSE!" Yelled Khaine.

"Really? What about Slaanesh?" Said Isha innocently. "What about Her?"

"*Sigh* you know what we meant Isha." Khaine said tiredly. "We only want what's best for you."

"I know. That's why I put up with it." Said Isha with a smirk

"Impudent Brat."

"Old Man."

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"Well Gork Wee Finally made it." Said a Lizard Faunus in what appeared to be leather pants and a red shirt with the saying 'Red wunz go fasta'!' "We'z gonna' take theze 'umies by storm."

"Hehe, got dat roit Mork." Replied what appeared to be his twin brother, except with a Green shirt that said 'I'm da' biggest and da' strongest.' "wonda' when we gonna' fight sum o' doze Grimm Boyz evrebodey's been talkin' 'bout?"

"Dunno."

"Dat it?"

"Yeah."

"Oh."

AN: Sup Guys this is an idea that has been bouncing around in my head for the past, I don't know three weeks? Since no one else has done anything remotely similar (I know I checked) I decided to do it alone.

Also the story will have erratic updates, I may update it three time in two days or I may not update for months at a time.

The basic premise is that the golden throne failed and the ENTIRE UNIVERSE was destroyed by the psychic backlash of the God-Emperor sucking in the psychic might of all humanity (by accident I assure you), and trying to take the Chaos Gods out with him (while also incidentally creating two new Gods before instantly destroying them). It obviously worked too well. The various pantheons were given a second chance in a new world, specifically the RWBY world. And insane super powered shenanigans ensue.

Also the Tau Gods Mont'ka and Kauyon are my own creations, if you want you can use them. (But PM me the link if you use them in your story, I will probably want to read it).

Also, the current pairings are, Isha x Nurgle (and this is the only one I will not be swayed on), Mont'ka x Tzeentch, Luke (The God Emperor's name since he does not have one in Canon) x Ruby, Kauyon x Slaanesh, Ren x Nora, and Jaune x Phyrra.

And as a conclusion to this really long AN, if you enjoyed the story, leave a favorite and a review, and if you did not like the story leave a review telling me what I could have done better, I will probably listen to your advice. Flames will be ignored and you will be adding to my review count.