ULTIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS... BURST MODE, LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!
Chapter 1: UCW 6-man Tag Team Championship match: Champions Sora, Riku & Roxas versus Ryan Dunn, Rake Yohn & Brandon Novak.
Squidward: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the UCW Burst Mode,live on PPV! I'm Squidward Tentacles and I'm joined tonight by Greg Sanders and Kif Kroker as always. It has been an eventful month; sales are through the roof for the Three Chains of Destiny Final Cut DVD, brothers exploded into rivalry, and the two competitors in tonight's Undisputed World title match have both incurred the wrath of DJ Diddy Dog, the UCW General Manager and the special guest referee for the main event."
Greg: "I don't envy the boss on that one. He's got a tall order, but with his gigantic friends he's bringing in to keep order in the company, I believe DJ's going to have a great main event on his hands without any unwanted extras. And Ozzy Mofeta having a falling out with his brother Eddie? That threw me for a loop, but it has been decided by our boss; the brothers do battle in an interpromotional hardcore war! These are not the only attractions on the card tonight as the UCW Triple Crown World Tag Team champions War-- I'm sorry, ShineGreymon and MetalGarurumon have vowed to digivolve and launch UCW into a new era, where they defend their titles in a Turmoil match! And Ducks collide one more time as Donald & Daffy each lead a team in that! The Prison of the Afterlife! God, it's huge!"
Kif: "And the Queen of Chaos title is on the line in a Femme Fatale 4-way match! Terra defends her title against Rukia Kuchiki, Lola Bunny and Minnie Mouse! Lola got into this match by way of interfering on Daffy's behalf in Battle of the Ducks 3 at Fury of Kiva last month, costing her the backstage gig that we had to give to Glenn Quagmire since Jeremy Borash was unavailable. God, think of the lawsuits, man!"
Greg: "Okay, settle down."
Squidward: "But tonight, we're going to start off with a rematch from Fury of Kiva, in which the 6-man tag team champions Sora, Riku & Roxas take on the CKY Crew again! Take it away, Megaman!"
Megaman: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your opening contest of Burst Mode on Pay-Per-View and it is for the UCW World 6-man Tag Team championship! Introducing first, the challengers, representing the CKY Crew, the team of 'HOMEWRECKER' RYAN DUNN, RAKE YOHN and 'THE DREAM SELLER' BRANDON NOVAK!"
The Viva La Bam theme hit and Bam's buddies entered the arena to a mixed reaction, unlike Fury of Kiva. Novak was tried to hit on some girls in the front row like last time, but Rake & Dunn just de-pantsed him again. Novak, pulled up his jeans in anger while cursing and followed his partners into the ring.
Megaman: 'And their opponents, representing Disney, they are the reigning and defending 6-man tag team champions of the world, Sora, Riku & Roxas, THE KINGDOM HEARTS KEYBLADERS!'
The Keybladers, decked out in black Organisation XIII cloaks for their entrance, came onto the scene and received a mixed reaction like their opponents did. They raised their belts and began mocking their prankster challengers once again.
The bell rang and Burst Mode has began. Bam and Mickey's top henchmen, Rake and Riku, would start things off, in a battle of the two team powerhouses. The two immediately locked up once the bell rung and Rake was quickly able to get Riku into a headlock.
Riku though delivered two well-placed elbows to the midsection of Rake, breaking Rake's grip as then Riku locked in a headlock on Rake. Riku then forced Rake into the ropes, but when Rake bounced back he was able to deliver a shoulderblock to the chest on Riku, sending him to the mat.
Rake then bounced off the ropes and looked to hit Riku with a big leg drop, but Riku moved as Rake landed on his ass. Riku then delivered a dropkick to the back of Rake. Riku then sat Rake back up and locked in a seated headlock this time. Riku then attempted to turn the hold into a sleeper, but Rake prevented this as he worked his way back to his feet, breaking Riku's lock by grabbing his head and delivering a chinbreaker.
Rake then covered Riku, but only got a two count. Rake then flipped over Riku and locked in a hammerlock, forcing Riku's arm behind his back as Rake pushed Riku's hand towards his neck, applying the pain to Riku's shoulder. Riku attempted some kicks to break out of the hold, but Rake broke the hold before the kicks could do much damage.
Rake then lifted Riku up by the wrist and twisted his arm around. While doing this Rake went to his corner and tagged Dunn in. Rake continued to hold Riku's twisted arm as Dunn went to the top rope and delivered crowning axehandle to the twisted shoulder of the keyblader.
Rake then exited the ring as Dunn locked in a wristlock on Riku, followed by a Fujiwara armbar. With the armbar already in place Dunn adds a headscissors to the submission. That was enough to bring Sora into the ring to break up the hold.
The referee is right there to get Sora out of the ring, as it looks like Sora is ready to jawjack when Dunn pushes the referee out of the way and spears Sora to the mat. The referee finally gets Dunn off Sora and forces Sora out of the ring. Dunn then turns his attention back to Riku, only to see him on his feet delivering a crescent kick to Dunn.
Riku then tags Roxas into the match. Roxas then entered the match and picked up Dunn by his hair. Roxas just laughs in Dunn's face, Rake passed Dunn a fake chicken, with Dunn responding with a slap to the face of Roxas with the chicken. Roxas was no longer laughing as he let go of Dunn.
Dunn then delivers a fury of kicks to the sides of Roxas, but these kicks seemed to have no effect on the Keyblader. Roxas then finally blocks one of these kicks, grabbing Dunn's leg, and Roxas clotheslines the prankster to the mat. Roxas then drags Dunn towards a corner and then slumps him into it.
Roxas then delivers three straight knife-egde chops to the chest of Dunn, the crowd responded to each with that infamous Ric Flair chant. Roxas goes for a fourth chop, but Dunn catches Roxas offguard with a forearm shot to the mug. Dunn follows up with a few more shots to the head.
Dunn then heads to the top rope in the corner, but Roxas is able to catch Dunn before he tosses Dunn overhead with a fallaway slam. Roxas goes over to pin Dunn but Dunn kicks out at two. Roxas then sets up Dunn for his finisher, but Dunn is able to block the kick attempt and deliver a cutter to Roxas.
Dunn then tagged Novak into the match. Novak entered the match by lifting up Roxas and delivering a bodyslam to Roxas. Novak then followed that up with a back suplex and a vertical suplex. Novak then tried for a German suplex, but Roxas was able to land on his feet, and when Novak turned around Roxas hit him with his finisher, the Birth By Sleep.
Roxas then covered Novak but Novak somehow kicked out before three. Roxas was furious at the ref, thinking his count was too slow. Roxas was about to attack the ref when the referee pointed at his shirt and as Roxas backed off Novak rolled Roxas up, only getting a two count though.
Roxas was up quick to his feet, trying to catch Novak off guard with the Birth By Sleep, but Novak blocked the attempt and hit his finisher, the Baltimore Needle. Before Novak could even attempt to pin Roxas, Riku entered the match, whipped Novak into the ropes and hit him with his finisher, the Way To The Dawn.
Riku attempted to place Roxas on top of Novak, but Rake stopped Riku's plans, nailing him with his Unprettier finisher, the Countdown to Lockdown. Rake then tossed Riku out of the ring, and headed out himself to continue the fight with the keyblader. Back in the ring the ref watched on as both Roxas and Novak were down.
Outside the ring DJ Diddy Dog's friends from Detroit, Cannibal Jay, MT, KCZB, and Jarek Dico, came down to keep order, but Rake was on fire delivering double clotheslines to them all. Each then received the Countdown to Lockdown, and were then tossed into the crowd from the entrance aisle.
Back in the ring Roxas and Novak finally began to move, as they headed to their corners, tagging Sora and Dunn in. The two entered the match and began to trade punches. Sora soon gains the upper hand and goes to bounce off the ropes, but when he bounces back Dunn catches him and delivers a side slam.
Dunn then went for the cover but Sora kicked out before three. Dunn then lifted Sora up and tried for his finisher, only to have Sora reverse the attempt and deliver a kick to the midsection of Dunn. Sora then bounced off the ropes, only to have Rake grab his leg. Sora was able to hit a baseball slide on Rake, sending him into the ring barrier.
Sora then used to ropes to get him moving again, only to bounce back towards Dunn and have Dunn lift him up and deliver a spinebuster. Dunn then lifted Sora up and hit his DDT finisher, the Homewrecker. Dunn covers Sora, but right before the ref can count three Riku pulls him out of the ring.
It looks like Riku is about to hit the ref, but in the end he doesn't. Then Rake leapfrogs over the ref and takes down Riku with a clothesline. The ref heads back into the ring as all hell has broken loose outside the ring as Novak and Roxas join the fray.
Once the ref is back in the ring Dunn again covers Sora, but Sora kicks out at two. Dunn then tries for the Homewrecker again, but Sora reverses the attempt, delivers a kick to the midsection, and hits his finisher, the Oblivion Brainbuster. As he goes to cover Dunn, he accidentally smashes a recovered Cannibal Jay in the face.
Realising what he had done, Sora gets up and checks on Jay from the ring. Jay gets up, angry about what happened. Sora apologised repeatedly and it costs him as Dunn rolled him up for the 1-2-3.
Megaman: "Here are your winners and NEW UCW World 6-Man Tag Team Champions, the CKY Crew, 'HOMEWRECKER' RYAN DUNN, RAKE YOHN and 'THE DREAM SELLER' BRANDON NOVAK!"
Greg: "What just happened?!"
Squidward: "New champions is what just happened! Ryan Dunn used highway robbery to steal the titles!"
Kif: "Sora was too preoccupied with smashing Cannibal Jay in the face by accident, and he paid for it!"
Greg: "Uh, gentlemen... I believe Cannibal Jay is not done with Sora!"
As the CKY pranksters paraded up the ramp with their newly-won titles, Cannibal Jay and the rest of DJ's friends entered the ring. Jay had his eyes deadset on Sora and pulled him to his feet by the neck. Then Jay drove him into the mat with a Tombstone Piledriver.
Riku & Roxas came back to try and talk sense into the four. Jarek thought it was cool and went to leave until KCZB made him realise what happened. Jarek then jumped on Roxas and left him wide open for a double-team rolling neckbreaker with MT called the Hawaiian Ice.
Riku went to defend himself, but Cannibal just dropped him in a Khali Bomb with KCZB catching Riku on the way down with a neckbreaker. The Kingdom Hearts Keybladers were just left laying as DJ's unit left the ringside area.
Backstage
Quagmire: "Giggidy giggidy goo! I'm Glenn Quagmire and I'm reporting for UCW-giggidy! My guest at this time is one of the captains in the Prison of the Afterlife, Donald Duck! Heh-heh, alright!"
Donald: "Are you high?"
Quagmire: "Uh, no. I just want to get your thoughts on once again facing Daffy Duck on PPV, but this time in a steel structure!"
Donald: "Let me just say that this brutal cage-enveloped match isn't going to be anything like the last four times we met on PPV! It's going to be a lot more brutal and let me say this to start: my partners are going to wipe the floor with your team... COUNT ON IT!"
Quagmire: "Giggidy giggidy goo!"
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A/N: There's your first match of Burst Mode, with Ryan Dunn, Rake Yohn & Brandon Novak all using an inadverted distraction by DJ's friends from Detroit to topple the Kingdom Hearts Keybladers and capture the 6-man tag team titles, something they were unable to do at Fury of Kiva! DJ's Unit gives the Keybladers a beating and Glenn Quagmire's first interview for UCW goes somewhat okay, with Donald Duck assuring everyone that Daffy Duck is dead meat as soon as they step inside the ominous Prison of the Afterlife!
Next Up: The No Holds Barred championship is up for grabs as Eddy defends against Max Goof and there is an interview with the referee for the Undisputed title match, DJ Diddy Dog! Tension Fortissimo!
This is a presentation of DJ Diddy Dog - KIVA FORM.
Wake Up Fever! Release the chains of destiny!