A/N; This is where all the RLDDR things go, that don't relate to the story line ^^; (what story line, you may ask...SHUSH) So enjoy~
Warning for this specific one~ SephyxCloud making out is spoke of (:
Disclaimer: I *Yori* own nothing but the character Sarah, and the misadventures. Liiz = Chao's, but that's all she owns ^^
Sarah: *comes skipping into the kitchen, pulling open the fridge and freezer* LIIZ, WHERE'S THE FOOD?
Liiz: Don't look at me, I'm not the idiot who invited all of MIDGAR to move in.
Sarah: Pshhht, RENO! WHERE'S THE FOOD?
Reno: CASUALTY OF A FIGHT.
Sarah: Oh damn, I wonder who won...
Liiz: Tseng did...always the quiet ones.
Sarah: Oh that reminds me! Sephy and Cloud are making out in the bathroom!
Liiz: WHAT? IN MY BATHROOM?
Sarah: No, in the magical bathroom that shows up out of nowhere, WTF YES YOUR BATHROOM.
Liiz: ...Why are you okay with this?
Sarah: Whut ever do you mean? Hawt boys making out are amazing!
Liiz: Yes, but didn't you say that SephyxCloud was clearly Raep?
Sarah: Well...yeah, but Cloud seems fine...
Liiz: Idk Sephy pretty powerful...
Genesis: THATS MY LINE-WAIT, Sephy is making out with not me?
Sarah: T_T sad day! Maybe their covering up for something...
Liiz: Whut...?
Sarah: Hmmm *day dream*
Genesis: Damn ass hole, I'mma singe his pretty hair...
Sarah: THAT'S IT!
Genesis/Liiz: ?
Sarah: They're giving hair tips! ^^
Liiz: WTF?
Sarah: C'mon, it's totally believable!
Genesis: But why make out to cover it up...?
Sarah: Psht, getting high off the hairspray...
-woosh-
Cloud: Um...
Sephy: ^^
Cloud: ...
Sephy: ...*pshht hairspray sound*
Cloud: ... *furious ...*
Sephy: :D!
Cloud: You done?
Sephy: Shut up!
Cloud: ...
Genesis: SEPHY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH CLOUD!
Cloud: See, told you they'd tell him.
Sephy: Damn...oh well, guess you're about to be outted as my barbie~
Cloud: Shit...
~The end!