Hi there! It's another story that ships Perry with a girl :P i'll be writing quite a few of these, so, yeah :l :l :l :l :l :l so, this prologue takes place after Summer Belongs To You. I figured, "how did Perry get home?" so this answers that question and introduces the story perfectly, it's a win-win :D :D :D
I DO NOT OWN PHINEAS AND FERB OR THEIR EPISODE SUMMER BELONGS TO YOU. ANY CHARACTER THAT DOES NOT SEEM FAMILIAR IS PROBABLY MINE
Perry the platypus walked down the streets of Paris, trying to find something that could help him get home. His major left him there, not even seeming to think twice. Thinking about it gave Perry that feeling of anger, frustration, and annoyance with Major Monogram that he usually got.
Mostly humans walked on the streets and sidewalks of the City of Love, but Perry did catch the occasional animal, like himself, walking around.
The most animals he saw together, though, were in a group of girls. There were varieties of the animals, in fact, not one of them was the same species. The group included a poodle, a Siamese cat, and a bird of some kind, but what really caught Perry's eye was the platypus that was in the group. France was the last place Perry expected to find another of his kind.
The girls were talking together in French, and giggling. "Courtney, je pense que vous deux avez une chance énorme, je souhaite juste- hé, regardez!" the platypus began, noticing Perry right before she said, "hé," whatever that means.
Her friends followed her gaze, and Perry waved, unable to speak French. I should work on that when I get back to Danville, he thought.
The females giggled and walked off. "Je ne peux pas croire que vous allez apprendre l'anglais, Jeanette. Vous serez capables de parler plusieurs langues, vous êtes tellement chanceux!" the poodle said as they walked off. All Perry could make out was "Jeanette."
"Je pourrais vous enseigner," the platypus, who must've been "Jeanette," said as their voices began fading off in the distance.
Perry sighed and continued walking. A few minutes later he stopped short and smacked himself. "I'm an idiot," he mumbled under his breath, pulling a remote out from under his hat. It made whichever one of his transportation vehicles that was closest automatically come to him.
It also helps if one of them was stolen. He could just press the button and the vehicle would not only come back, but it would override all other commands.
This must've been the case, because when Perry's hovercar landed in front of him, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz and her still handcuffed father Heinz Doofenshmirtz stared at him.
He glared at Vanessa, who quickly stepped to the back of the hovercar and sat down. Perry got in the driver's seat and flew off, making sure to give Doof the same glare as he gave Vanessa.
Once they were back in Danville, Perry dropped Heinz and Vanessa off at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. then flew home. He landed in the backyard quietly, as it was nighttime and everyone was asleep.
The platypus padded into his house and upstairs, where he got in bed with Phineas.
"Hey, buddy," Phineas said quietly, stroking Perry's fur. "It's too bad you couldn't have traveled around the world with us today, we had such an awesome time." He paused, then added, "And we also met Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan."
Perry sighed, purred, and quickly fell asleep.
I had such a fun time translating this! By the way, I translated using the app iTranslate. You can find it on the apple store. You can either translate the French yourself, or you can just PM me and ask what it said