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Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu

-Chapter 1-

The world isn't much these days, really. Why can't Haruhi find a nice guy and act like a normal high school girl for once? Every time I hear the word "fun" a few contradictions usually comes to mind. But the last few encounters with the paranormal were… I've to admit it was somewhat interesting. If Haruhi knew there was a time traveler, an esper and an alien that was right in front of her piercing eyes, she would be overjoyed and beyond spastic. Sigh, sometimes I wonder whether I should just blurt it out and risk the destruction of the world rather than give in to Haruhi's illogical commands.

"Kyon, get over here now!"

Haruhi commanded, and activating her trademark smile…

"What do you want now?"

"Shut up! Why do you always ask questions and complain all the time? How come can't you be like Koizumi?"

I don't know whether I should take this as a joke or an insult. Why can't I be like that idiotic Koizumi you ask? What is so great about Koizumi? That he is basically bisexual?

"Well, everyone has got different personalities, don't they? If everyone in the whole damn world was the same, it would be pretty dull and boring, won't it?"

"So what's your point? Whatever you're saying still doesn't make up the fact that you're lazy and stupid."

I'm Lazy? That was pretty much equivalent to saying that Koizumi is actually a girl in disguise. After all I've done and contributed to this club… this is my reward? No thanks, I'd rather spend the night with the Joker. This club wouldn't be able to survive without my assistance. Sometimes I ask myself why I even bother with this club and these stupid activities Haruhi forces us to endure, but on the other hand – Asahina-san. Ah, that sweet angel. My sole reason for staying in this club, and receiving her heavenly tea and cute greetings "hello Kyon-kun, would you like some tea?" is simply a blessing.

"Ah. Haruhi, would you mind if I have a moment with you?"

What the hell was I thinking? Oh, gosh. Here comes Haruhi… I really need to think of something quick. Damn, and Koizumi's peculiar stares aren't helping either. I should have just sat back and let the Haruhi train wreck roll.

"What? This had better be important or heads will roll"

Sigh, you've been using that cheap threat since the day we meet. At least think of something else to say… Oh, here goes nothing.

"Well, um. You see… I was wondering – I'm attracted to ponytails"

W-wait a moment. I could've sworn that I said something extremely bad. Is this really happening? Did I actually blurt out my little secret to Miss Haruhi? This isn't really a good day… maybe it could another one of those realistic dreams? Yes, that has to be it. I'm sure there's a very plausible explanation for all of this.

"Are you hitting on me!?"

Oh, I was very tempted to reply yes and see what reactions Haruhi would bring out. But then again, it could endanger the world, and possibly hinder my future relationship with Asahina-san. But anyway, why the heck did I put myself in this position? I can sense myself blushing. W-wait, I'm blushing? Me? It's not like I'm attracted to Haruhi? Am I going to ask myself the same question over and over again. What is Haruhi to me? As I look, I can see parts of Haruhi's cheek starting to glow. Oh crap, could it be that she's blushing? Come to think of it, that idiot Koizumi may be right? That Haruhi has somehow interested in the likes of me? Well, I might as well test out that theory, since I've got nothing to do, and quite frankly, maybe I am…

"Say, Haruhi. I'm planning to go to the movies tomorrow, would you mind tagging along with me?"

I blushed with embarrassment. No, that wasn't exactly true, but I just stood there, staring deeply into her large vicious wolf-like eyes. After a few moments of awkward silence, Haruhi's jaw slowly dropped. I closed my eyes waiting for her to unleash her fury, you know, imagine King Kong in a sailor uniform.

"OK! But if you tell the others about this outing, then I'll definitely kick your ass."

Well, my ass has been kicked enough, so one extra kick shouldn't make any difference. But anyway, what have I got myself into? I'm actually going to have a date with her? Ah, what every guy dreams is to score a date with a beautiful and gentle girl, right? Well, in my case; she's pretty much the vicious beast, and I'm the beautiful princess, oh gosh…

Haruhi stormed back inside, pretending that this conversation had never happened to prevent the obvious from becoming too obvious. I walked back inside to see Koizumi setting up the board games as usual. He smiled and gave his trademark (gay) hand gestures as I sat down. Ah, the heavenly Asahina-san offered me some tea. It's quite refreshing, though I've to admit if she wasn't the one serving it, the tea would simply be crap.

"Here you go, Kyon-kun. I hope the tea is good enough."

Oh, anything you make is good. Your heavenly smile and gentle kindness is too awesome.

"Ah. Thank you, Asahina-san."

Yuki, as predicted was sitting on the same usual seat reading novel by novel. I stared at the title of the book she was reading: "How to drift…"

As time passed by, Koizumi – still trying to beat me in chess – he should simply give up, I learnt all the moves from Lelouch himself – Don't ask. Sigh, when will he ever learn that he sucks and is incapable of defeating such a person as myself?

"Ah. Very good, Kyon, as expected as always. But may I ask you one thing?"

"What?"

"It seems like that you and Suzumiya-san are baking something quite fruity and delicious. Could it be possible that you had asked Suzumiya-san on a date?"

How did that idiot know? He was probably listening behind the door while I was confronting Haruhi. Ah, this guy is absolutely getting on my nerves…

"No."

I reluctantly replied. I decided a few moments later I would pack up and head for some place no one can ever find me. Oh well, here I come Atlantis!

"Well, see you later. I'm heading home."

While I was mid way down the stairs, I heard a voice yelling out my name.

"Kyon, Kyon!"

Screaming her head off was Haruhi. Please, what have I done now? Can't I ever leave this forsaken place in peace?

"Kyon, I just wanted to say I really appreciate the 'get together'. See you tomorrow."

With her last words, Haruhi then left. I was somewhat surprised and the date I was going to have with Haruhi might not be as bad as first thought. Well, it could be worse… right?

End of Chapter