"Voldemort and Da Deatheaters", the well-known musical group are rising to the top charts across the globe! Yes that's right! You first heard his single, "I Whip My Cloak Back and Forth" in the Summer, and now you've heard the new single from his new CD, "I Roll Like a Snake, Yo"! Let's now read an exclusive interview from the lead singer himself, Voldemort!
US: So Voldemort, how's the new record going? I've been hearing some talk about there being some song writing trouble; what's that all about?
V: YA DARN HEARD WRONG! I am the best song writer there really ever was so I have no trouble with my songs at ALL.
US: Well, you seem pretty confident! How about that Harry Potter kid? Wasn't he giving you some trouble when your first CD made the top 100 in the country, like for example he would come to your concerts and throw tomatoes at you and your death deaters.
V: Ah yes, that indeed did happen sadly...
US: -
V: But anyways, we're hearing less of him now (thank goodness). His craziness was driving some our fans away. Now all he does is come to about 2 concerts each month and has his own stand dissing us, handing people signs which insult my band and yell at everyone to not encourage this
US: Good golly! Well, next issue we'll have some more on Voldemort and Da Deatheaters, until next time!