POOL PARTY!! Hahaha.How fun a topic, came up with the idea a while back in
the middle of the summer, at the pool, of course.Only started writing it in
Study Hall on Friday.Weird, I have STUDY HALL now.It used to be
Tutorial.Hey.Is anybody reading this from Peirce Middle School in West
Chester and in 8th grade? That'd be so cool to have a LOTR obsessed freak
there to make friendz with.I NEED SOMEONE WHO ELSE BESIDES ESTELADUIAL WHO
HAS WEIRD THINGS IN COMMON WITH MEEEEE!!!!
Disclaimer: Wished I owned them.At least I still have Frodog.Oh right. GO READ THAT TOO!!! Frodo bein a dog.haha.
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Pool Party!! All Members Of The Fellowship & Friends Welcome!!
Chapter 1 Installation & Pool Party Guests
One day, Frodo Baggins of the Shire decided to get a pool installed in the backyard of his luxurious non-affiliated with Martha Stewart hobbit hole. The people at the installation service arrived and soon had the pool ready to go.
Frodo decided to take a test dip and see how it was. He came out of his hole wearing little hobbit-sized swim trunks with a red Hawaiian flower print on them. He ran and cannonballed straight into the pool without thinking. He hit the freezing cold water and came up sputtering.
"Man, The rest of the boys have GOT TO check this out!" He swam to the edge of the pool and reached for his Middle Earth celly and called up Merry and told him to tell Pippin. Together they could spread the news to the rest of the fellowship members to come to Bag End. "Yeah, tell Aragorn he can bring his girl, and the others can bring friends too. I'm gonna do some laps now. Alright, see ya later Merry." He dropped his cell and proceeded to do so. After a while, it got too cold, so he had an idea.
"Hullo, this is Frodo Baggins. I just had a pool installed, but since it can get a bit too cold sometimes, I was thinking about getting an extra large Jacuzzi with high-powered water jets, so I can chill with my friends and maybe a date, or two.How soon can you get here? Oh, all right, thanks. Bye." He got out of the pool and waited for the installation company to come. After the installation was finished, he decided to test that too.
"Aaahh.This is the life.All that getting chased around by Ringwraiths, Orcs, Uruk-Hai, and just about everything else that wanted to rob you and torture you for the rest of your life was all worth it." Frodo sighed, sipping lemonade and eating a piece of pie, with the warm, bubbly goodness all around him.
~~~~~~~The Next Day~~~~~~~
Aragorn rode into the Shire, with Arwen clutching him by the waist (maybe somewhere else too, but I won't get into graphic detail about that, just yet). Frodo ran out to gree them and told them change into their suits while waiting for the others.
"Alright, you and Arwen can change in this room. Are you all right changing in the same room?" Frodo asked with a smirk, punching Aragorn on the arm.
"Yeah, Frodo.We're just fine." he said, punching Frodo back, then slid his arm around Arwen's waist and turned his attention to her.
"Alright then, take your time." Frodo smiled slyly and turned and walked away to wait for the others.
"Come on, baby, let's go," Aragorn said, his hand slowly traveling southwards. She swatted his hand away.
"Hey! Not yet! He might turn around." Arwen said. Aragorn shrugged and led the way into the room. He gave a yelp when Arwen gave him a pinch on his tight ass.
"You're not the only one," she smiled, then she leaped into Aragorn's waiting arms.
Frodo chuckled to himself, hearing Aragorn's yelp, figuring some others things were going on besides changing. He went outside to wait, softly humming a tune.
Sam came by with his suit already on and towel around his shoulders.
"What's up Sam?"
"Hey, Master Frodo!" Sam replied, tipping his floppy hat he had on; a small silver chain shone around his neck.
"Hey, nice chain you got there.Where'd ya get it from?"
"Old man Gandalf. He's getting' too old to travel round Middle Earth anymore so he's makin jewelry and stuff now."
"Sweet, I gotta get me one. Anything made by the istari is fine with me," Frodo said, catching Sam's hand he stuck out and patting each other on the back (the way guys hug, you know wut I'm talking about).
They both turned when they suddenly heard music coming down the road.
"WAAZAAAAP?!" Merry yelled, waving his arms, as he and Pip rolled up in their new Mirkcedes Hobbit, the SUV of the liddle people. It was painted a gleaming electric blue, with leather seats, food and cup holders, a rockin stereo system, and was mostly importantly chromed out.
"That joint is off the hooke!" Frodo and Sam said, jumping up and down.
"Lemme guess," Frodo said, "Gandalf hooked you up too?"
"That's right, my hizzit," Pippin said, adjusting du-rag and cap in the rearview mirror. "Gaddy ain't got nothing on this!" He said, admiring himself.
"On what? I don't see anything special," Merry said, looking all around, pretending to be confused.
"Oh, shut up, Merry. You're just jealous cuz you don't even look half as good as what's good for you, and look less than half of what you'd like to look half as good as. You know what I'm sayin?" Pippin taunted.
"Huh?" Merry looked truly dumbfounded this time, still trying to make sense of what all of Pippin's jabbering about him looking "half as good as half of something or other" meant.
"Forget it," Pippin said, finally, parking their ride and getting out. Frodo and Sam had already given up on the two and gone back inside while they were still arguing.
Merry shook it off and got out as well. Both of them were rockin either Sean John or Vokal swim shorts. Both of them also looked particularly well built and muscular for hobbits of their size (you could say their pecs made Orlando Bloom's look half as nice and sexy as they should've have been, or something like that;P).
They heard the sound of more blasting stereos, and looked up, seeing some very familiar faces fast approaching them.
~~~Meanwhile~~~
"You know girl, we should get a pool, too. Only indoors in Gondor, free of all eyes." Aragorn said, resting on top of his woman, whispering in her ear.
"Mmmm.I like the sound of that," Arwen said, messing with his unkempt hair.
"And they think it's messy like that cuz I'm a Ranger and don't have time for that beauty stuff," he chuckled deeply, nibbling the point of her ear.
There came a sudden knock at the door.
"Sorry to disturb you, Lady Arwen and Sir Aragorn, but Master Frodo says if you could please//cough//move it along, cuz the others are here already."
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DUN DUN DUN.What will happen once the others arrive? What will they arrive in? What will they be wearing? AND WHO WILL THEY BRING?!
Haha, sorry about making them sound so "ghetto" or "urban", as my Passions Freak friend has corrected me so many times. It's just what came to mind in a quiet, quiet place.With strange unknown ppl.well I'll try my best to go scouting for more freaks.Until then.Review and tell me wutcha think and any suggestions and such.As with any of those things.Oh and gimme ideas as to what pool toys they should have.PLEASE READ MY OTHER STORIES TOO!!! Like my parody of "Without Me" from Sauron's POV.Hehehe.
Let the fun begin.
Disclaimer: Wished I owned them.At least I still have Frodog.Oh right. GO READ THAT TOO!!! Frodo bein a dog.haha.
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Pool Party!! All Members Of The Fellowship & Friends Welcome!!
Chapter 1 Installation & Pool Party Guests
One day, Frodo Baggins of the Shire decided to get a pool installed in the backyard of his luxurious non-affiliated with Martha Stewart hobbit hole. The people at the installation service arrived and soon had the pool ready to go.
Frodo decided to take a test dip and see how it was. He came out of his hole wearing little hobbit-sized swim trunks with a red Hawaiian flower print on them. He ran and cannonballed straight into the pool without thinking. He hit the freezing cold water and came up sputtering.
"Man, The rest of the boys have GOT TO check this out!" He swam to the edge of the pool and reached for his Middle Earth celly and called up Merry and told him to tell Pippin. Together they could spread the news to the rest of the fellowship members to come to Bag End. "Yeah, tell Aragorn he can bring his girl, and the others can bring friends too. I'm gonna do some laps now. Alright, see ya later Merry." He dropped his cell and proceeded to do so. After a while, it got too cold, so he had an idea.
"Hullo, this is Frodo Baggins. I just had a pool installed, but since it can get a bit too cold sometimes, I was thinking about getting an extra large Jacuzzi with high-powered water jets, so I can chill with my friends and maybe a date, or two.How soon can you get here? Oh, all right, thanks. Bye." He got out of the pool and waited for the installation company to come. After the installation was finished, he decided to test that too.
"Aaahh.This is the life.All that getting chased around by Ringwraiths, Orcs, Uruk-Hai, and just about everything else that wanted to rob you and torture you for the rest of your life was all worth it." Frodo sighed, sipping lemonade and eating a piece of pie, with the warm, bubbly goodness all around him.
~~~~~~~The Next Day~~~~~~~
Aragorn rode into the Shire, with Arwen clutching him by the waist (maybe somewhere else too, but I won't get into graphic detail about that, just yet). Frodo ran out to gree them and told them change into their suits while waiting for the others.
"Alright, you and Arwen can change in this room. Are you all right changing in the same room?" Frodo asked with a smirk, punching Aragorn on the arm.
"Yeah, Frodo.We're just fine." he said, punching Frodo back, then slid his arm around Arwen's waist and turned his attention to her.
"Alright then, take your time." Frodo smiled slyly and turned and walked away to wait for the others.
"Come on, baby, let's go," Aragorn said, his hand slowly traveling southwards. She swatted his hand away.
"Hey! Not yet! He might turn around." Arwen said. Aragorn shrugged and led the way into the room. He gave a yelp when Arwen gave him a pinch on his tight ass.
"You're not the only one," she smiled, then she leaped into Aragorn's waiting arms.
Frodo chuckled to himself, hearing Aragorn's yelp, figuring some others things were going on besides changing. He went outside to wait, softly humming a tune.
Sam came by with his suit already on and towel around his shoulders.
"What's up Sam?"
"Hey, Master Frodo!" Sam replied, tipping his floppy hat he had on; a small silver chain shone around his neck.
"Hey, nice chain you got there.Where'd ya get it from?"
"Old man Gandalf. He's getting' too old to travel round Middle Earth anymore so he's makin jewelry and stuff now."
"Sweet, I gotta get me one. Anything made by the istari is fine with me," Frodo said, catching Sam's hand he stuck out and patting each other on the back (the way guys hug, you know wut I'm talking about).
They both turned when they suddenly heard music coming down the road.
"WAAZAAAAP?!" Merry yelled, waving his arms, as he and Pip rolled up in their new Mirkcedes Hobbit, the SUV of the liddle people. It was painted a gleaming electric blue, with leather seats, food and cup holders, a rockin stereo system, and was mostly importantly chromed out.
"That joint is off the hooke!" Frodo and Sam said, jumping up and down.
"Lemme guess," Frodo said, "Gandalf hooked you up too?"
"That's right, my hizzit," Pippin said, adjusting du-rag and cap in the rearview mirror. "Gaddy ain't got nothing on this!" He said, admiring himself.
"On what? I don't see anything special," Merry said, looking all around, pretending to be confused.
"Oh, shut up, Merry. You're just jealous cuz you don't even look half as good as what's good for you, and look less than half of what you'd like to look half as good as. You know what I'm sayin?" Pippin taunted.
"Huh?" Merry looked truly dumbfounded this time, still trying to make sense of what all of Pippin's jabbering about him looking "half as good as half of something or other" meant.
"Forget it," Pippin said, finally, parking their ride and getting out. Frodo and Sam had already given up on the two and gone back inside while they were still arguing.
Merry shook it off and got out as well. Both of them were rockin either Sean John or Vokal swim shorts. Both of them also looked particularly well built and muscular for hobbits of their size (you could say their pecs made Orlando Bloom's look half as nice and sexy as they should've have been, or something like that;P).
They heard the sound of more blasting stereos, and looked up, seeing some very familiar faces fast approaching them.
~~~Meanwhile~~~
"You know girl, we should get a pool, too. Only indoors in Gondor, free of all eyes." Aragorn said, resting on top of his woman, whispering in her ear.
"Mmmm.I like the sound of that," Arwen said, messing with his unkempt hair.
"And they think it's messy like that cuz I'm a Ranger and don't have time for that beauty stuff," he chuckled deeply, nibbling the point of her ear.
There came a sudden knock at the door.
"Sorry to disturb you, Lady Arwen and Sir Aragorn, but Master Frodo says if you could please//cough//move it along, cuz the others are here already."
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DUN DUN DUN.What will happen once the others arrive? What will they arrive in? What will they be wearing? AND WHO WILL THEY BRING?!
Haha, sorry about making them sound so "ghetto" or "urban", as my Passions Freak friend has corrected me so many times. It's just what came to mind in a quiet, quiet place.With strange unknown ppl.well I'll try my best to go scouting for more freaks.Until then.Review and tell me wutcha think and any suggestions and such.As with any of those things.Oh and gimme ideas as to what pool toys they should have.PLEASE READ MY OTHER STORIES TOO!!! Like my parody of "Without Me" from Sauron's POV.Hehehe.
Let the fun begin.