The Life of Dr. Breifs~ The Birth of Kitty (a.k.a. Small furry mamal with
whom I live a lie)
T'was a normal day at Capsil Corps. The sun was shining, Vegeta was being an egotistical bastard, and Dr. Briefs was having a rather lenghty conversation with a toaster concerning the "ice cream of the future". Bulma walked into the kitchen and frowned at her father. 'Dad really needs a lab assistant. Perhaps... Yes I've got it!' Bulma dashed out of the room. Dr. Briefs gritted his teeth at the toaster. "I'M NOT GAY! STOP YELLING AT ME!" Grabbing a fork, Briefs lunged at the toaster. "I AM DR.BRIEFS! HEAR MY ROAR!" With cat like grace, he lept on to the toaster. Raising the fork into the air, he looked down at the toaster. "It didn't have to be this way you know. We could have been happy. We could have had a future. Me making ground breaking discoveries to enhance the human race, you toasting my bread to a gentle brown. But that wasn't good enough for you was it? No, you had to outstep your boundaries! NOW YOU WILL PAY!" Again and again, Dr. Breifs beat the toaster with a fork. "Never again will you challenge me! NEVER YOU HEAR ME?!"
Suddenly, the door to the kitchen swung open. "Honey... I hate to intrupt you but Bulma and I have a suprise for you..." Smiling, she gently lifted Dr. Briefs from his perch on the mangled toaster and carried him to his lab. Sitting him down in his chair, she presented him with a small white box with a red bow on top. "For you..." Egarly, Dr. Breif's grabbed the box and shook it madly. "What is it? What is it? What is it? Oh! I bet its a pony!" Bulma and Mrs. Breifs crept quitely from the room, leaving Dr. Breifs to open the gift in privacy.
Slowly, Brief's opened the box. Peering in he saw a small, horrifying cat like creature! Squealing, he grabbed it and crattled it to his bossum. "Aha! I shall call him... Small Furry Mamal With Whom I Live A Lie!" *lighting strikes and a woman screams in the background* "You shall never leave my side! I'll make sure of it!" He grabbed a large contain of super glue and a paint brush. Quicker than the eye could see, he liberally appiled a coat of glue to his chest and slammed Small Furry Mamal With Whom I Live A Lie *lighting strikes and a woman screams in the background* into it.
"You and I shall be unstopable!" Dashing into the kitchen he ripped the table cloth off the table and wrapped it around his neck. "I am SUPER Dr. Breifs! Come Small Furry Mamal With Whom I Live A Lie! *lighting stikes and a woman screams in the background* In to the night!" Just as he was half way through the window, Vegeta entered the kitchen, preparing to raid the frigde. "What in the... Is that ...my... spandex? IS THAT MY SPANDEX YOU'RE WEAR..." Before Vegeta could finish his sentence, Super Dr. Breifs made his move. He picked up a stray dixie cup struck Vegeta in his temple with it. "No one can stop me!" With that, he lept out of the window into the night.
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TBC... Please Please Please Review!
T'was a normal day at Capsil Corps. The sun was shining, Vegeta was being an egotistical bastard, and Dr. Briefs was having a rather lenghty conversation with a toaster concerning the "ice cream of the future". Bulma walked into the kitchen and frowned at her father. 'Dad really needs a lab assistant. Perhaps... Yes I've got it!' Bulma dashed out of the room. Dr. Briefs gritted his teeth at the toaster. "I'M NOT GAY! STOP YELLING AT ME!" Grabbing a fork, Briefs lunged at the toaster. "I AM DR.BRIEFS! HEAR MY ROAR!" With cat like grace, he lept on to the toaster. Raising the fork into the air, he looked down at the toaster. "It didn't have to be this way you know. We could have been happy. We could have had a future. Me making ground breaking discoveries to enhance the human race, you toasting my bread to a gentle brown. But that wasn't good enough for you was it? No, you had to outstep your boundaries! NOW YOU WILL PAY!" Again and again, Dr. Breifs beat the toaster with a fork. "Never again will you challenge me! NEVER YOU HEAR ME?!"
Suddenly, the door to the kitchen swung open. "Honey... I hate to intrupt you but Bulma and I have a suprise for you..." Smiling, she gently lifted Dr. Briefs from his perch on the mangled toaster and carried him to his lab. Sitting him down in his chair, she presented him with a small white box with a red bow on top. "For you..." Egarly, Dr. Breif's grabbed the box and shook it madly. "What is it? What is it? What is it? Oh! I bet its a pony!" Bulma and Mrs. Breifs crept quitely from the room, leaving Dr. Breifs to open the gift in privacy.
Slowly, Brief's opened the box. Peering in he saw a small, horrifying cat like creature! Squealing, he grabbed it and crattled it to his bossum. "Aha! I shall call him... Small Furry Mamal With Whom I Live A Lie!" *lighting strikes and a woman screams in the background* "You shall never leave my side! I'll make sure of it!" He grabbed a large contain of super glue and a paint brush. Quicker than the eye could see, he liberally appiled a coat of glue to his chest and slammed Small Furry Mamal With Whom I Live A Lie *lighting strikes and a woman screams in the background* into it.
"You and I shall be unstopable!" Dashing into the kitchen he ripped the table cloth off the table and wrapped it around his neck. "I am SUPER Dr. Breifs! Come Small Furry Mamal With Whom I Live A Lie! *lighting stikes and a woman screams in the background* In to the night!" Just as he was half way through the window, Vegeta entered the kitchen, preparing to raid the frigde. "What in the... Is that ...my... spandex? IS THAT MY SPANDEX YOU'RE WEAR..." Before Vegeta could finish his sentence, Super Dr. Breifs made his move. He picked up a stray dixie cup struck Vegeta in his temple with it. "No one can stop me!" With that, he lept out of the window into the night.
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TBC... Please Please Please Review!